My friend came up with 2 sentences of this song, or basically the root. She had Rasputin stuck in her head (she own Just Dance 2), so she altered the lyrics and I wrote the rest. By the way, this is kinda HollyxArtemis.
There lived a certain boy in Dublin not long ago
He was smart and rich, with eyes a piercing glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to a Haven girl he was such a lovely dear
He could hack anything like a hacker
and steal a few million pounds
But he also was no the kind of slacker
for he got things done
AR AR ARTEMIS
Lover of the recon queen
There was siege that really went wrong
HO HO HOLLY SHORT
She fell in love with Artemis
It was a shame said Captain Kelp
He ruled the Fowl Empire and never mind father
But to the L.E.P, he was threat number 1
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a lemur to sell
For Ms. Holly he was no raving killer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was lovely mud boy
But the fairies disagreed
"This man's just got to go!" declared Ms. Koboi
But Holly begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Mr. Fowl had lots of hidden charms
Though didn't know they just fell into his arms
Then one year Opal was put into a coma
She set a trap, for revenge
"He'll have to save the world again"
And he really did
AR AR ARTEMIS
Lover of the recon queen
Opal tried to kill his family
HO HO HOLLY SHORT
She fell in love with Artemis
She helped him save the world
AR AR ARTEMIS
Lover of the recon queen
She didn't quit, she wanted his head
HO HO HOLLY SHORT
She fell in love with Artemis
She shot Opal till she was dead