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Ooh Jack you did good there. And the not Gwen seems better value than the real one was, so far. But, Kev & Andy - Ianto is going to go ballistic when he finds out what you've done in his TARDIS.
kendra42
*headdesk headdesk HEADDESK!* Why did Ianto's Tardis allow that?! And WHY would Andy think a room with a fully stocked fridge was a free for all?
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DeeBeader on Chapter 17 Sun 12 Apr 2020 01:09PM NZST
1-Oh damn, the Time Lords are in even bigger trouble with Tosh over the fake Gwen and the hijinks they up to …
2-Gwen Shapeshifter needs to go shapeshifter somewhere else, preferably with one of the Time Lords or River.
3-Jack and Ianto relaxing … Ianto, the Hub, your parents and Hub doings are not your circus or your monkeys, they belong to Jack, Owen and Tosh right now, especially Tosh's stilettos.
4-OMG… Andy and Kev are doomed! to DIE when Ianto finds out from his Tardis that they have commandeered and hatched their offspring in his Tardis! RBF will be the Face of Death for sure…
5- Rhys and Alice make a good couple; she at least won't retcon him… and she'd make a very good assistant to Ianto when it comes to herding the wild things...
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st_mick on
Okay, gonna have to cry 'foul' over the invasion of Ianto's TARDIS.
More yummies with the boys, please (and I don't mean Kev and Andy.
Will Gwen Thing be as obsessed with Jack as the original?
Hmmm...
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KathyC
Ummmm, Andy, why would you think that a clean, well stocked room would be unused? Ianto is going to kill you. And I may just help him.
Owen, you're a twat. Just because you're likable doesn't change facts.
So, FauxGwen can do paperwork. Not sure that's a reason to keep it. I'm thinking it's going to run afoul of Kev while he's giving birth and get its skull bashed in as a result.
The Time Lord trio seems to be causing lots of trouble. Not sure how they are planning on getting away with it all.
As for Jack and Ianto. They got caught in a time bubble. Time slowed waaaaaaaayyyy down for them. For every 1 day in the cabin a week passed in the "real world". And the cell phones stopped working. The boys deserve the rest. And the fiascoes currently in the hub can go on without them.
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OK, KathyC I really like the idea of that time bubble… chaos LOL… and we are all agreed the Not Gwen has to go then. Right… so three days away relaxing… OK … let's see what can happen here….
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Ianto was a little surprised at the lack of communication with the outside world, Jack turning off their respective phones and declaring it 'their time' was nice really. Ianto protested meekly but internally he was excited … finally he was getting some attention and it was sweeter than he thought it would be.
"I will turn the phone on in the morning, just for a quick check while you are still snoozing with Stinker" Jack crooned, kissing Ianto as he placed the phones away in the drawer by the bed. Some tat falling off the table that he haphazardly scooped back yup. God, he had some crap laying around. Didn't even know what half it was anymore.
Ianto was full of good food and ready for some living. Mmmmmm. Tiger's tail ready for be caught? Yeahhhhhh.
Jack could cook … I mean… seriously cook and Ianto loved EVERYTHING presented with loving care, napkins remembered as well as cutlery. Ianto knew it was a big thing for Jack to use utensils like a human being instead of a bloody caveman, something that secretly annoyed Ianto even knowing that Boeshanninan families eat with their hands much as some Middle Eastern families do in this time period. Still … he knew better.
Jack was attentive, sweet…loving and oh…oh so tender in their lovemaking, Ianto giving and receiving some attention as you might say, with little to no effort on his part as Jack seemed almost frantic to show love.
Next morning Jack slunk from the bed, kissing his sleepy mate and hooking out his phone, padding gout into the living room to watch some deer frolicking in the snow outside the French doors, their legs all spindly and cute as they played, kicking up dry powder.
He turned on the phone and it practically blew up with multiple tests and messages, the message box full within a minute while he stood dumbfounded. What the actual!
He chose one at random.
"JACK!" Owen was screaming "What the fuck, where are you man! I am goona shoot her! She keeps thinking she is Old-Gwen but does weird things like putting the file on Gerfoliters in the Toaster… set the kitchen in fire,, don't tell Ianto coz Rhys fixed it. He's done with her by the way… didn't agree to a Not-Gwen now the Retcon has worn off again… Mind you… Alice is such a good addition, why didn't you tell us your daughter could shoot like…. ah fuck, I swear to fucking Christ if that bitch humps my leg…ewwwwwww…helppppppp…RHYSSSSSSSS"
Jack stared at the suddenly silent phone and frowned. Huh? He tried another.
"Jack? It's Andy here..ah…. you know that room down in the basement that has that lovely big red door well … no one uses it right? Me and Kev have sort of settled in there for a little wile and…what? Kevvie love, on the phone. What? Which one? Elvis? Elvis is the one with the extra horn? Oh god. You know he can get into those small spaces…Elvis…elviy darling … come on darling. Come to Papa… oh no. Kev…. Should he be that colour? What is that? What's he eating…oh no….Kev grab him before he…."
Another dead call and Jack stared long and had at the hone, almost too afraid to choose again, then he took a deep breath and chose.
"Toshiko here. Nothing got worry about, take as much time as you need. Everything is fine, all contained and don't listen to the other messages. The boys just go a tad… stupid. River and I have EVERYTHING under control and… oh no. River….look up. See it? On that rafter? You go get Kev and Andy to get their little rib goblin back before I shoot the fucking thing down with my …"
Jack blinked, starting to snigger as he walked back to the bedroom.
"Good one guys" he said softly as he slid the phone back in the drawer "Those guys are pulling my leg, carrying on like there is some sort of infestation of something. I could hear your dads in the background singing with Guitar Hero playing … it's all fine"
"Kev hatched maybe?" Ianto said sleepily "Thought they weren't due until next wekk Cariad."
"Who knows… those kind are weird. And they are part human so … ewwwwwww…. Soooo Ripley." Jack shuddered "If they have come out I am glad they are not in MY office with their slimy… little… entrail-like….snail trail…..ah….um. Babe?"
"Hmmmmmm" Ianto stretched "Come to bed lover."
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Owen stood on top of his workstation with the gun levelled at the bug as it made a threatening noise and moved towards him, it's mandibles clicking menacingly. "ANDY!"
"Levi!" Andy scolded as he scooped up the bug, the water dripping from it as Andy waded through the partially submerged hub was not a pretty colour.
"For fucksake, it's peeing again! Can't you make some sort or nappy for them or something?" Owen shrieked.
Rhys was on the coffee table, clutching Alice to him as Stephen called out from the mezzanine level, save in his Grandfather's office "Behind you!"
They swung to see a weird fluff covered crocodile-thing in the water undulating their way and Rhys let out a shrill yodel. Toshiko was frantically clambering on the tablet away from the tentacles flapping around the edge of the workstation….. she cursed as the lights flickered again, trying to get the PA system sorted then she screamed into the underwater system "PLEASE! KRAKEN GET YOUR SPAWN!"
"My biggest fear is not that one or two fluffs ate a little lizard and turned into these… what if one ate some Kaken? What the hell to baby Kraken look like?" Owen called over with that naughty glint in his eye … "Or Myfanwy. One gets a bit of her! Imagine flying ones!?"
"Owen, shut the fuck up" Not-Gwen yelled as she swung to glare at him, defending her own kind. Shapeshifters do stuck together ya know… then she let out a shriek of her own as the next thing to rise from the water as definitely like Ripley's Alien complete with black…oh. No … wait. "Owen? Elvis found your leather jacket!"
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
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"Did Tosh sound OK?" Ianto asked dreamily, puling Jack into his arms.
"Yeah… they're fine."
"Hmmmmmm…. Jack? Can I ask a weird question?"
"Sure love."
"That little piece of tat over there… that's not a time warp machine is it?"
"Hmmm? You know… once activated it creates a time bubble so a day to us in here is like a week out there for…. Is it flashing?"
Jack glanced over and turned it towards the wall so the flashing light faded away, no longer activated by Ianto's nearness. Jack's vertex energy and Ianto's 'void' energy must have turned it on … or maybe the bounce when it fell? Still … no harm no foul. Right?
Right?
Jack was settling in when it came to him.
Red door.
Oh man!