Hey, I am so sorry for the wait. I had major parody writers block. And I recently had a Taylor Swift song obsession. And the result is this! I have now realized that I specialize in romance, huh. Thank you for all the reviews. By the way, this goes out to all the Minerva haters! Sorry IzztreeRocks912.

Disclaimer

Me: Holly please do the disclaimer

Holly: Ask Minerva

Minerva: randomosity4arty doesnt own me! Yay!

Me: D'arvit! Imagine what I could do to Minerva if I did *grins evilly*

Holly's POV

You're on the phone with your Minerva, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do

I'm at work it's a typical boring day

And Root's yelling at officers away

And she'll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear jumpsuits

She's Chess champion and I'm in LEPrecon
Waiting for the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been through all your life, so why can't you see?
Arty, you belong with me, you belong with me

Walking the streets with you and your expensive suits

I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing in a magma chute, thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

And you've got the smarts to save the entire world
I haven't seen it in a while since she one up-ed you
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what ya doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels, I wear combat's
She's Chess chapion and I'm in LEPrecon
Waiting for the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been through all your life, so why can't you see?
Arty, you belong with me

Standing by and waiting for Koboi
All this time how could you not know?
Arty, you belong with me, you belong with me

Oh, I remember you callinbg me in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh whenthe world's 'bout to end
And I know your favorite things and you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been through all your life, so why can't you see?
Arty, you belong with me

Standing by and waiting for Koboi
All this time, how could you not know?
Arty, you belong with me, you belong with me

You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me

So what did you think? Please review and follow. Also, I want to know, what is your favorite character, and moment, of the Artemis Fowl series. Also school is starting soon, so updates may be slow.

Bye,

randomosity4arty