Artemis Fowl Songs

by randomosity4arty

Artemis Fowl Parodies! Come and read them, please. I wrote parodies to songs I know and like for Artemis Fowl, I stink at summaries so please cut me some slack. Rated K plus 'cause I'm paranoid, no bad language.

9. H-H-H-Holly

Just remembered that I had this up my sleeve. It is really short

BTW, I don't own anything *Sobs*

Tune to K-K-Katy (Civil war song...I think) If not correct me in a review

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H-H-H-Holly, beautiful Holly,

You're the only e-e-e-elf l that I adore;

When the m-m-m-moon shines,

Over the oak tree,

I'll be waiting to k-k-k-kidnap you

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I know it is pathetic, but I like the song, the original one that is.

And I know Arty doesn't stutter, but when it comes to Holly he does! deal with it. Please review, and tell me your favorite book series. Im in desperate need of a good book. Once I finish Alex Rider and the Kane Chronicles

Bye,

randomosity4arty