Hey! I got 2 flames, and I just wanted to respond. And the flamer, didn't have the decency to state their username. Did you think I was going to flame you back out of revenge? I would only flame you if I found it necessary. And does the word constructive criticism mean anything? If your goal was to insult me, or make me change my ways, guess what? You failed.

this is what they said:

Chapter 3: This was weird? It didn't make any sense and was pretty much useless.

My response: No really? Notice the sarcasm. It was a filler chapter, and was something I wrote in 5th grade. Yeah, it's going to be useless.

Chapter 8: Holly is old enough to be Artemis's great-grandmother, stop pairing her with Art!

My response: One, it's ARTY, not Art. And two, I'm pretty positive you ship Minerva/Artemis. Here's my opinion: That pairing doesn't work. Minerva and Artemis are both intelligent, accomplished, and competitive. Instead of getting along, they would argue too much, compete too much. Their relationship wouldn't last long. Holly and Artemis however, balance each other out. Opposites attract, isn't a saying for nothing. And if you do ship Minerva/Artemis, I have no problem. it's your opinion. Just don't flame people because of that. In my case , it won't work. And she would be old enough to his great-grandmother...in fairy years. And by chapter 8, you should know, this is Holly/Artemis, if not, you're a bit slow. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Now to the parody, I don't own Frosty the snowman or Artemis fowl. And if you don't celebrate Christmas, happy (insert, what you celebrate here).

Butler the mud man, was a very scary soul

And he graduated from madame Ko's academy,

when he was 18 years old.

Butler the mud man, is Arty's body guard

And he has Mr. Vasskin*, meet Mr. Fist

While saving Arty's dad.

Arty the genius was a little Irish boy

And he captured Holly and he stole some gold

When he was 12 years old

Holly's in recon and the first girl to ever be

And he flight record in the final test is the best in the academy

How was that? Please review and tell me. I don't mind flames, as long as they have something that I can do better on, and if you give your real username. I'm not flaming you back for revenge.