DarqueQueen7
Grounded? But, dont you have to be caught first? Lovong where youre taking us. Please continue!
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FranArian
Ianto's a POND! Love it!
River needs to wear the Diarrhoea Diva dress herself if she's that enamoured with it... Yick!
Good job, boys! You did the right thing. Ianto and Jack both would have been finding ways to make the Parentals regenerate if things had kept going the way they were.
Now comes the sweet ceremony and relaxing honeymoon the boys deserve, while chaos reigns back at the Hub (River is going to be a major problem child for a bit over this).
Excellent use of Baby Shark, by the way {gods, I so HATE that whole franchise...so annoying, but seems appropriate for Elvis and Owen as a signature tune}.
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DeeBeader
1-Elvis! Take that kid to the Las Vegas Cluster; he's brilliant in distraction! Maybe he could go with 11 later?
2-I'm DYING over here at Owen's description of the 12 layer frothy concoction from a Robert Aspirin book. And Owen singing "Baby Shark" with Elvis is so sweet...
3-Tosh is brilliant with her and Ianto's "send-them-to-the-archive" scheming. I hope Ianto learns to drive his Tardis fast without that typical handbrake problem; the parentals need to realize they cannot ground him now and Ianto is soooo good at being 'invisible'; Jack could tell them if he were there.
4-Ianto: get your pregnant ass in gear and take a runner to one of the early centuries, maybe 15th or so, but not in Earth's history. Hide out on one of those planets in the Las Vegas sector or in the home sector of that blue girl who worked for Dr Yana. Just get outta Dodge, boy, before your mama finds you or you'll be wearing that monstrosity!
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KatWillow60
Yes,yes Toshi and Owie and Elvis lovely new family I think Elvis is going to be a great Torchwood agent some day.
Eloping, sigh how cool and hmm gone long enough to have a baby and get Jack preggers?
And Ianto & his, do we know what name his Tardis goes by?, can hit a date/time far better than his parentals
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Ianto watched Jack run across the sand whooping as he chased the birds away from the water's edge where they had been scavenging. Jack's arms flapped as he made a ridiculous noise and Ianto laughed the naked man's dick flopping as he ran like he was not sure if he was scaring or enticing the poor birds.
They had been here a week without being discovered by anyone… Boeshane.
Pre-Harkness era of course.
Jack had been enthralled to see his own planet, the beauty of it before the first turf wars had changed the atmo to a cloudy disposition, a blue sky like that of his early childhood a boon to see. Jack flopped back onto the blanket and turned to Ianto "You know… one of the children we saw in the square might have been my grandfather or grandmother, selling their family wares."
"Possibly, but none of them looked handsome" Ianto assured his mate "So … probably not."
Jack laughed and flopped back down again, looking up at the sky.
"Sooner or later we shall have to go back" Ianto sighed, now joining his … husband as they looked up at the sky, the matching wedding bands of Boeshanninan Blue Steel perfect for the occasion.
It had been a small ceremony, right there at the water's edge, the celebrant an old woman with crazy hair and a wide smile as she plucked a feather from those in her hair to wave at them as she scolded them for already being with child, then crooning happily that she could join them in the traditional way.
Sunset.
The water lapping ever closer as she prayed to the gods for love, temperance and when needed courage. So Boeshanninan. Courage as part of wedding vows but it seemed right. Jack had been enamoured to hear fluent Boeshanninan from his beloved Tiger as Ianto said his part of the vows and added at the end … and forgiveness.
Jack grinned widely at that, turning on the blanket again "you meant that right? You will always forgive me?"
"Yes Cariad. Don't have much choice, you seem destined to need it" Ianto sighed.
"Need?"
"Forgiveness. Though, better to ask forgiveness than permission I guess" Ianto rolled his head and pouted, gaining a kiss as Jack snuggled in the warmth of the suns "You know … this is perfect."
"It will be... I can smell Boragga Buns on a hot stone somewhere ... I will go forging my love" Jack kissed him and was gone, moment later returning to hook a spare towel around his waist as Ianto laughed softly.
Things had to change, if only for his little Peanut. More of a bloody grapefruit now… soon to be a watermelon .. growing so fast with the Boeshane air agreeing with him, not to mention the food. Gods, Ianto had no idea the food ws so damned juicy. Not spicy as you would think for a sandy planet… not. Fruity and rich.
Jack retuned with a large plate bursting with food and Ianto's mouth watered as he smelt some fresh meat in there as well, char grilled no less with some fruity chutney concoction drizzled over it. Gods, Jack was such a food connoisseur. He really knew his food.
They ate in companionable silence until a young man approached them "Take your picture?"
"Sure" Jack smiled and the young man took a picture, the holographic 3D picture he handed over from his instamatic capturing their joy.
"look at that Cariad, our wedding portrait" Ianto giggled "Mama is gonna kill you."
"Me? Why me?"
"Well … she LOVES me." Ianto giggled some more, then ate another bun with gusto as Jack frowned now, looking over at Drago who sat on the edge of the sand, just a small patch of grass the only space you could possibly wipe your feet and the TARDIS had landed perfectly.
"Tiger?"
"Hmmmm?"
"She won't really though… will she?"
"I don't know. She will rant a bit but really … what's a little gunshot to the head hmmmm?" Ianto fluttered his eyelashes "Let her have her moment before you come back to me?"
Jack frowned as he looked at his love not sure if Ianto was fooling or not. So cheeky he might just be pulling his leg… mind you… Dr Song is capable.
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Do you think they are having a good time?" Tosh called out and Owen shrugged not really caring as long as the peace and quiet kept up a bit longer.
It was kinda nice while the Doctors were gone hunting Rabbit…ah… well. Tigers and Bears? Is Jack a bear? Or a lion? Owen stopped working to consider what animal Jack would be.
Elvis was sitting in the edge of the workstation making noises as Owen tried to ignore him, finishing up the report before turning to him "What. Really?"
Elvis made a sad noise.
"OK. Just once more!" Owen sighed theatrically and rose, holding out his arms and the little bug leapt into them, laying down the arms with his little feet dangling off Owen's hands that closed gently around his …ah… ankles?
"Ready Ranger One?"
Squeak.
Owen started to spin while making a growling noise, swinging like he was about to throw a shot-put in some Olympic arena and Elvis screamed with glee, his little head falling back with the G-Force as Owen picked up speed and started to stagger as he got dizzy from the action.
Luckily Andy and Kev entered the Hub with the brood and it was Kev that caught Owen as he staggered into him, Elvis laughing and choking as he clutched Owen who lovingly kissed the little bug's head and called him a spoilt beast.
Andy kissed the 'pilot' then to Owen's surprise the cheek of the 'plane' got a peck too before Andy moved off to start unpacking lunch.
Elvis scuttled up those arms into Owen's chest to snuggle against him, making it clear this was where he was staying.
This was Dada now.
He had imprinted.
Kev didn't care, his own bugs hanging off him like hand grenades around his belt.
Maybe they were, who knows how their young develop, clearly they are little beasts that explode at you. At least they were old enough to behave themselves… sort of.
Except for Elvis.
He just wanted to stay with Dada Owie.
Two idiots together.