Author's Notes: Prompt - Maxaro: "Jaune and Weiss get a cat after moving in to an apartment together and Weiss get's secretly jealous over how affectionate the cat is with Jaune compared to her!"
'This cat is trying to steal him away from me. That's what she's doing. I know it.' Weiss thought suspiciously, watching as their newly adopted, stray calico kitten rubbed against Jaune's legs. She bit her lip as Jaune picked the kitten up and cuddled her closely. 'Oh you've gotta be motherfu-'
"Oh, hello Tjejen. What are you up to?" Jaune said in a cutesy voice, making Weiss sick to her stomach. She couldn't take this. Most girls would have gone crazy over the sickeningly cute sight of their man playing with an adorable kitten, but she only found the sight to be sickening, and not cute at all.
That was her man, her man, not that freaking cat's plaything!
Jaune just laughed as the little kitten mewled in a high pitch. Weiss knew that she was just trying to play cute. She crossed her arms defensively as she watched Jaune sitting down on the floor with Tjejen and let her playfully paw at his face, claws thankfully not being a part of the action.
'Yeah that's right, you better not mess up his perfect... handsome... adorable face, you little monster!'
Jaune laughed as he rolled over onto his back, letting the kitten jump up onto his chest. He smiled, and Weiss melted.
He looked so happy. And it was all because of that cat. She wanted to make him that happy. A part of her knew that she did just that constantly, but another part of her knew that she wasn't doing such at the moment, and she thought that was unacceptable.
She watched as the kitten ran off towards their bedroom, no doubt to defile their new shared apartment more than she already had, and as soon as the tail disappeared behind the doorframe, Weiss was moved away from her spiteful thoughts by a hug from Jaune.
She jumped as his lips found hers lightly. "Penny for your thoughts?" He asked, making her frown more pronounced.
"Pennies are useless you know, we usually have them scattered all over the place because we never use them." She replied, a small smile pulling at her lips.
"Well yeah, but just humor me." Jaune kissed her cheek, moving behind her, wrapping his arms around waist.
Weiss sighed, unable to lie when he was like this.
"Do you like that cat more than me?"
There was silence. And then there was intense laughter.
"Don't laugh! It was a serious question, you dolt!" Weiss shouted, blushing furiously.
"W-Weiss that's absolutely ridiculous! I love you, you know that! I mean, look," he held up his left hand, and then pointed to hers, "We're literally engaged!" She just huffed. "Alright, look, I just really like cats. But that doesn't mean I like them more than you."
He kissed her neck softly. "You promise?" She asked, smiling now, laughing a bit at how admittedly silly she had been.
"I promise." He turned her around and kissed her forehead.
"... you know, Tjejen went into the bedroom... she might need a bit of supervision."
"Yep. Supervision."
"A lot of it."
They both stared each other in the eyes before laughing and moving in for a deep kiss, slowly making their way to the bedroom all the while.