A/N: This is a joke, don't come me-

Michael sat sadly outside of Kelly's Diwali. Pam came outside and sat next to him.

"We're so alike, so, so alike." Michael leaned in to kiss Pam and Pam leaned in too. They kissed.

"I-I don't know why I did that," Pam said, and she stood up and left.

The next day-

Pam sat down at her desk, avoiding eye contact with Michael. Michael came out of his office and Pam continued to ignore him.

"You want to go out to dinner tonight?" Michael asked as he leaned on the reception desk.

"No." Pam said plainly as she got to work. Michael walked away and sat disappointed at his desk. Jim looked up at Pam and he smiled. Pam tried to pretend she didn't see him to avoid a conversation. But, he still came over.

"What was that about?" He asked jokingly.

"I'm not sure..." Pam laughed half-heartedly. But, deep down Pam was sad she rejected Michael. Then, Jim kissed Pam. Pam smiled. Suddenly, Roy stormed in.

"What are you doing here Roy!" Pam said. "I thought you were leaving!"

"I was, but I decided to watch you in a bush to make sure no one kissed you!" Roy yelled angrily. He kissed Pam but Pam slapped him. Jim ran at Roy pulled him away, but Roy punched JIM!

"Noooooooo!" yelled Pam, but Roy had beaten up Jim and was taking Pam.

"You can't date anyone," Roy said after he kidnapped Pam.

"No." Pam said. She loved Jim! Roy was evle also, so she couldn't date him at all.

"Then you will suffer the conseqanses." Roy left and came back with... CREED!

"No Creed!" Pam said trying to save him, but Roy backed up.

"I'll let him go if you promise not to kess or to date!" Roy said angrily. But then, someone broke through the ceiling to the rescue. It was Dwight!

"Help me Dwight!" Pam cried and Dwight punched Roy and untied her and Creed. "Thank you!"

"I had to come save you," Dwigt said as he held Pam's hand. "Jim wouldn't come, he was too scared. So, I came."

"I'm so happy!" Pam said. And then, she kissed Dwight. Dwight smild.

Dwight and Pam sat at a dinner table. They were going on a date becuse Dwight had saved Pam from the evil Roy, and Jim was too ignorant to save her, so Pam had decided to go out with Dwight. Suddenly, someone rushed into the restaunant and to their table. To Pam's surpris, it was Michael.

"Micheal! What r u doing here!" Dwigt siad.

"I have to tell you somethig Pam. Dwight only came to save you because I told him two. I really love you Pam nd I wood do anyhig for you. Dwight was jealous and said he did it by heslef. Will you go out with me?" Michael said.

Pam looked at Dwight and back to Michael. "Yes!" She said happily. And they kissed happy to love.