Dry Bowser was enjoying the time he had with prepping burgers around the base of the ever so grassy Spiral Mountain, with there being no one partaking in any battles today.
"Yes, there's nothing better than doing this." Dry Bowser said to himself while enjoying a fresh burger he happened to have right by him, enjoying its succulent taste while nodding his skull. "I can be sure I would do this all day without breaking a sweat."
"You sure about that?" Kazooie squawked for she glided in from an aerial tour she was recently doing. "Cuz it looks like to me you just want an excuse to not smash."
"I rather not partake in such barbaric things right now thank you." Dry Bowser responded while flipping some of the burgers into the air. "What's your excuse for not being around your bear buddy?"
"Oh he's off on another race with the chimp." Kazooie yawned. "Why couldn't he take me along is beyond me. Says something about historic ties or whatever."
"I can understand that." Dry Bowser interjected as he chucked a bone at an annoying Buzzbomb enemy trying to get into the grill. "Sometimes you just want to see where it all started; that's 1 of the many appeals of making these burgers here."
"And I thought you were crazy just for being the skeletal version of that royal reptile reject." Kazooie laughed while taking a seat. "Go ahead, I like to hear some more. It's fascinating."
Dry Bowser shrugged while offering the red crested Breegull bird some finished burger patties. "Suit yourself. I'm known for going on a bit too much."