This is a modern AU, and UA is a boarding school with the four departments: Elite, General, Innovative, and Business. No villains no quirks and what not, and Geikyo's existence is temporarily ignored. No angst or pairings, just pure humor and stuff. Also, Izuku and Bakugou are on better terms and Akemi doesn't hate him. Plus, almost everyone gets an appearance, loads of cat cameos and fandom references. Just, well, nothing makes sense.

Enjoy!

Tongue stuck out of her mouth, Akemi carefully dotted the chocolate egg with edible paint, spinning the place as she evenly drew patterns on top of the treat. Kōki's decided to bake a cake today, and since it's Easter she'd asked Akemi to help her decorate it.

Though Kōki is an excellent cook and baker, she sucks at decorating what she makes. And decorating, well, basically all things artistic and creative is Akemi's forte. And Akemi, having heard the idea, straight up called her entire class over for a Easter party.

Needless to say, Kōki is not impressed. But there's nothing she could say with 26 very loud teenagers (Well most of them are loud) hanging around the house. Especially when Akemi also called Hiroi and Hibiki over, with the former dragging the basketball team along and the latter with Shinsou. And somehow, they are now prepping for a big barbecue party.

"Bakugou, you done with the chocolate sculptures yet?" Putting down her pen she hollowed across the (very, very large. Think those 5 star restaurant kitchens and you're about right) "'Cause I'm done painting over here!"

"Way ahead of you, Golden eyes!" Inspite of his explosive personality, the blond actually has an artistic streak. "Oi, Weird Hair! Get these over to Golden Eyes, I need to clear out this fucking mess so I can work on those stupid chocolate eggs!"

"Got it!" Kirishima jogs over from the corner, his hair with some frosting splatters in it. "Incoming~"

"Thanks, Kiri!" Akemi takes the tray from the redhead and grins, washing the paint off her pen and shaking the spray can, "Alright let's do this!"

Hitoshi hums as he watches the chaos going on in the living room of the Kimura household. Chubby the brown tabby hanging off his shoulder lazily as he pets the giant of a cat, Smudge the Maine Coon, who is currently lazing around on the pillow next to him.

"Chubby, get off my shoulder."

The cat almost whines.

"You're heavy."

Smudge's ears perks up at this, and glances at him with it's big, meaningful amber eyes that eerily reminded him of Akemi, and climbers onto his back, then slumps over falling asleep. And poor Hitoshi is left under two happily purring, very fluffy, and very heavy cats, wheezing for breath.

"Dammit."

"Awwww~"

Was the simultaneous reaction when Hibiki holds tiny little Doge up in her hands, who barked cheerfully and wiggles out of her grip and into Mina-chan's arms.

"He is so fluffy!" The invisible girl, Hagakure, coos and pets the tiny little puppy, who makes a low rumble that almost sound like the dog version of a purr. "Oh my god he is so cute!!!"

"Yeah, who's the best puppy in the world?" Kirishima ruffles Doge's fur, "You are, you are!"

"He is so adorable I'm almost jealous, but he is too adorable for me to get jealous of!" Ochako-chan squeals, reaching out with two fingers and scratching beneath the little puppy's chin, "But he kinda reminds me of someone, I'm not sure who..."

"OI WEIRD HAIR!" They jumps and looks back, Bakugou is standing by the doorway leading to the kitchen, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!"

The group was silent for a moment, staring at Bakugou's hair, then looking back at Doge, back at the blond, and back at the puppy again, who barks happily.

"THEY'RE THE SAME!"

Kōki wipes the sweat on her forehead away as she peeks into the oven, sighing.

"I say, Yoshihide, how's the batter on your side going?"

"Done and in the oven, Captain! And you're doing the thing again!"

"One more mention of that and there'll be double training menu for you, mister!" Kōki yells and the ice blond squawks. "What about the chocolate cameral, Sato-san?"

"It still need some work, but it should be ready soon!" The elder teen calls back with a big smile and Kōki pulls up her sleeves with satisfaction.

"Time to get the frosting done!"

Akemi carefully puts the last batch of the little painted sculptures into the fridge and closes it with a smile as Kirishima continued his one-sided conversation with Bakugou, who settled with yelling out curses instead of talking. "No cursing, Bakugou! Out out out the kitchen you guys are going outside to get the barbecue stuff ready! I'll do the drinks!"

"What drinks?"

"I learned how to mix cocktails and mock tails for a bartender character and I'm good at it. Now get out Todoroki and Izuku are waiting for you!"

"I'M NOT WORKING WITH THE SHIT NERD AND HALF FACE, KIMURA!"

"DON'T CALL ME KIMURA!"

Bakugou ends up not working with them. But that's only because they'd already did everything before he's here with the help of someone who looks more like a skeleton than human, who seems to know Midoriya and Akemi rather well. And Shouto found himself now watching as Akemi chatted away with Ashido and Asui while mixing drinks with practiced ease. She fumbles sometimes, but the way she seemed to have memorized the recipe is kind of amazing.

"The Cake is here!"

"Ah!" Akemi looks up at the voice and Shouto turns around as well, and Kōki-san is standing at the large glass door near the platform, behind her, Sato held up a large, frosted cake covered with chocolate and small Easter eggs, along with little chocolate bunnies. The young girl's team, seated by the barbecue are now cheering and the rest of the class gaped.

"That looks AMAZING! Akemi-Chan, your sister is so good at baking!"

"I know right?"

The holiday cheer stretched into the night, and Shouto found himself smiling.

"Soooo... how's that for your first barbecue party?" Akemi nudges him, grinning. "Is is good."

Shouto raises an eyebrow, and Akemi raised one in return, waiting for an answer.

"Yeah. It's great."