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A/N: Hello, everyone! So nice to see you again! I have uploaded ch. 4, so you could check that out if you haven't.
I was inspired by a guest commenter's suggestion that I write about Sasuke doting on pregnant Hinata, and I was like yaasss.
The more comments, the faster I upload! Thank you.
This chapter will be the only one written like an interview. Enjoy!
Neverkarma(NK): Hello, everyone~ This is neverkarma dumpling. It is getting cold, so now I am a frozen dumpling, but I am very honored and excited to have an interview with the youngest Uchiha.
(NK claps, and the camera shifts to a boy sitting to her right. The boy is handsome in a serious, hard way. His dark hair framed his broad, smooth forehead, and his dark grey eyes looked old and full of thoughts. 'Cute' is not really the word that comes to mind when seeing his hard, stern face. More like 'breathtaking' and slightly 'intimidating.')
NK: It is so good to see you, Fugaku! Thank you for joining us. I understand that your parents are very busy, with your baby sister about to be born this month!
(Fugaku nods solemnly. He looks slightly nervous in front of the camera, unable to look straight into the screen).
NK: Could you start by introducing yourself?
Fugaku: (his lips crinkling in discomfort) Do I have to look at the camera?
NK: (giggles, thinking 'how cute, Shy like his mother') Nope, you could just talk as if it's just you and me!
Fugaku: (nods) My name is Fugaku Uchiha. I'm seven years old (pauses for a moment), but I have an earlier birthday than a lot of my same age friends.
(Fugaku's dark eyes twinkle slightly as if he has said something very meaningful and impressive about himself.)
NK: (anime sweat drop) Ohhh, I see~ How interesting! Could you tell us anything else about yourself?
Fugaku: (after some thought, he speaks up) I'm not the tallest boy in the village, but I'm catching up.
NK: You are pretty tall for your age! I thought you were eight!
( A light pink blush appears on his cheeks, but otherwise he looks serious and stoic.)
NK: Thank you so much for sharing a little about yourself! Could you tell us what you know about your parents?
Fugaku: (tilts his head to a side slightly and frowns) My parents?
NK: Yeah~ Like their job, favorite food, etc, etc.
Fugaku: Well, my dad is a tailor. His job is fixing clothes. His name is Sasuke Uchiha.
(A small faint smile makes to his face, making NK want to just suffocate him with hugs)
My mom, Hinata Uchiha, is a teacher. She's having a baby right now, so she can't work a lot. But she's a really great teacher. Everyone likes her. All my friends think I'm really lucky to have a mom like her.
NK: Wow, this is the longest I've heard you speak, Fugaku kun!
Fugaku: (blushes) I-I-I just really like my mom.
NK: Aww, how sweet! How about your dad? Do you like your dad as much as your mom?
Fugaku: (ice cold wind blows by) Not really.
NK: Oh...
Fugaku: He always teases me and makes fun of how I can't ever surprise attack him! And he makes me wear stupid costumes every Halloween and Thanksgiving.
NK: Thanksgiving?
Fugaku: (snaps his face away in anger. He really looks like young Sasuke.) Tch, never mind.
(Soon NK retrieved a photo of baby Fugaku dressed as a wild turkey. The photo had pink marks of blushes / on baby Fugaku's cheeks and a hand written, 'Please don't eat me, mommy...' It is reported that Fugaku has been trying to hide that framed photo forever, but fail. After all, his mother has the byakugan and his father is the most powerful ninja in the world.)
NK: Are you excited about your baby sister, Fugaku kun?
Fugaku: (his long lashed eyes gaze downward) I wanted a brother.
NK: What did your mom say when you said you wanted a brother?
Fugaku: She just held my face close to her tummy and smiled. Dad just watched me and mom and didn't say anything.
NK: It seems that you have a very quiet family.
Fugaku: Mom talks a lot at home. (Pauses) Dad started talking a lot more when mom got "Hyu."
NK: Hyu?
Fugaku: That's our nickname for the baby. I don't really know what it stands for.
NK: Did you have a baby nickname too, Fugaku kun?
Fugaku: (in a serious tone) No.
Sasuke: (pops out of nowhere, carrying a basket of laundry) Dino-san.
Fugaku: Stop calling me that, father!
(Sasuke hands out an old family photo album where baby Fugaku was serenaded by cutsie markered names-" Dino san," "Baby Dino," and "Dino chan."
There were even photos of when Hinata was pregnant with baby Fugaku. The photos were captioned, "Can't wait to see our Uchi!"
When Fugaku charges against him, Sasuke exits in a poof of smoke. He is probably on his way to help Hinata with household chores.)
Fugaku: (flustered) Can we change the subject, please?
NK: Oh, of course! So what do your parents talk about when they're together?
Fugaku: (smirks evilly) Dad bullies mom all the time.
NK: Bu...bully-de-su-ka?
Fugaku: (nods) He calls her fat.
NK:...
Fugaku: Ever since mom got a baby, her feet were growing.
NK: Oh, you mean, swollen feet? Yeah, pregnant women could get swollen feet sometimes.
Fugaku: (innocently) Dad looks at mom's belly and feet and calls her a "frog."
NK: Oh...dear. Well, it's your father who's the evil magician who turned her into a frog, so...
Fugaku: (raises an eyebrow inquisitively) What?
NK: Nothing.
Fugaku: Oh, and we saw how mom's belly is turning hairy.
NK: Wh-what the f-?! (claps hand over mouth)
Fugaku: (laughs) Yeah, there is this line of hair on mom's belly. She does really kinda look like a bull frog.
(A very pregnant Hinata appears. She puts her hands on her hips and looks down at Fugaku.)
Fugaku: Mo-mother!
Hinata: (frowns) I thought you were cleaning your room, Fugaku.
Fugaku: (bows his head and starts trodding to the new baby room) Okay...
Hinata: (looks at her son's back and shakes her head) His father spoils him too much. He probably turned a blind eye to him lazying his chores.
NK: Mrs. Uchiha, so glad to see you! You're looking as lovely as ever.
Hinata: (blushes and smiles) Oh, you're too kind. As you could see, I'm pretty heavy. (Covers her mouth demurely)
NK: (looks at blinking camera) Oh no, the battery is dying.
Hinata: Oh dear...
NK: It seems that we have to end this interview for now. The next time, we will have the honor of interviewing Mrs. Uchiha about her life with her two leading men and future princess.
Hinata: (bows her head politely towards the camera and smiles) Thank you so much for listening to my son, Fugaku. He is a little stand offish, but it's because he's a little shy. He's a kind boy in heart.
NK: Oh no worries! He was a joy!
(Both NK and Hinata wave to the camera)
NK, Hinata: Bye, bye!