'Interesting... Very interesting indeed. I see ambition and drive, intaligence... And my, aren't you a sly one.'

'Put me in Gryffindor.'

'but dear girl, there couldn't be any other house that suit you less than Gryffindor—'

'My dad was in Slytherin.'

'...and wouldn't that disappoint your father?'

'Exactly. Plus, I heard they have great parties.'

'If not I'll yeet you into the sun.'

"Fine, Gryffindor!"

'Hello there sorting hat, sir! I am here to be sorted by you, so I may began study at Hogwarts with my future housemates!'

'Quite different from your brother, aren't you? Hum, diligent, studious, witty, I know just what to do with you— RAVENCLAW!"

'Hi Mr sorting hat!'

'oh hello young lady, humm let's see...'

'Woah, are you really reading my mind? That's so cool!'

'yes, I suppose, so do you have any preference yourself?'

'I just want to work hard, study magic so I can work and give back to my parents, they worked hard for me, so I'd like to give back to them as well!'

'Aha! A loyal daughter, hardworking and cheerful, perfect for a HUFFLEPUFF!"

'Not Slytherin.'

'Oh? Another?'

'do not put me in slytherin.'

'but my boy—'

'Not Slytherin, or I'll freeze you.'

'RAVENCLAW!"

'Oh hi Hogwarts sorting hat! Uh, sorry to bother you or something but I really want to be in the same house as All Might and all not that you have to put me in there! But I really really want to get into Gryffindor please uh so yeah Gryffindor would be nice gryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorplease—'

'my that's a busy mind you've got there,'

'Gryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorpleasegryffindorplease—'

"Alright alright, GRYFFINDOR!"

'huh, talented and ambitious, though quite brave and reckless as well...'

'Are you fucking calling me stupid?!'

'well, cirtainly not, young man,'

'Call me that again and I'll kill you!'

"What's up with kids and death threats today? SLYTHERIN!"

Akemi was almost bored as she tapped on her note book with her pen, listening to their Potions teacher's lecture.

"...I thought we were supposed to use quills and parchment?" Hibiki asked out of the corner of her mouth.

"I refuse to join the wizarding world in their animal-hating campaign."

(Inspired by a pin on Pinterest)

"The incantation is Wingardium Leviosa, and now, students, let's try it on the feather!"

"Wingardium—"

Akemi was half way through the chant when an explosion sounded.

"DIE!"

Next to her, Bakugou looked incredibly proud of his exploded floating feather.

"Miss Kimura, has anyone seen Miss Kimura?" The transfigurations professor scanned the room, "Alright, it seems that the girl is late..."

"Professor, I'm right here."

The professor blinked and looked up, narrowing her eyes as she peered at the very back of the class, where on a table, a very large half-kneazle half Main Coon purred away. Upon further inspection, a hand is waving behind it, and finally, a girl poked her head out.

"I'm sorry, Smudge fell asleep on me."

(The first years no brooms rule have been disregarded)

Everyone at the Gryffindor table was minding their own business, when all a sudden, a small white haired blur crashed into the table.

"AKEMI!!!"

"HIBIKI!!!"

Hufflepuff student, Ueno Hibiki, followed by Seiba Hiroi, Slytherin and Iida Tenya, Ravenclaw dogpiled the small, petit girl.

"CONGRATS ON MAKING THE QUIDDITCH TEAM!!!"