I've only seen one genderbent Hiccstrid Arranged marriage one shot, so I decided to write one.

Some background info! Vikings got married young. Like, really young. And it was considered rude to court before marriage. And since Hiccup is heir to the tribe, she'd need to provide another heir. Both Hiccup and Asher are 14 and in dragon training. Hiccup shot down Toothless and has 'bonded' with him. This takes place right after Hiccup's and Asher's wedding! And I wanted everyone to be a little bit nicer to Hiccup. So she's acquainted with everyone, mostly the younger generation, just not everyone's as nice as the other teens. Hiccup and Snotlout are cousins, but it's not really important. I also imagine that Stoick's journey for the dragons best would take several months, and this will be mentioned down below.

If I decide to continue this, then Hiccup would eventually find her strengths, and she'd be able to overcome pretty much everything.

There will be smut, so if you're uncomfortable with 14-year-olds 'lovemaking' them skip the part where I out in the warning. I'll tell you when it ends too. I'm not over 18, so bear with me in it. Let me know if you have tips on smut too because this may or may not be my first time writing it. I did a ton of research though(and I have been reading it since 5th or 6th grade. How embarrassing.)

Sorry for any bad grammar and misspelled words. Let me know about any in the reviews. I love constructive criticism, so be brutal. This story is written in third person omniscient, so it bounces around POV's, but that's just how it's written.

Be safe in quarantine :)

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They've been betrothed since birth. The bride price had been paid, as well as the dowry. Plans had been in preparation for 5 years. Dress designs had been drawn up, fabrics chosen. Food, decorations, music, which tribes leaders they'd invite had all been decided. Even the house they would be living in was built, right over a hot spring for baths.

There was no backing out of this marriage contract.

And then the day came. And there they were. Blue eyes met green, hearts pounding, minds racing, teeth clenching. Nerves were everywhere, aswell as drunk and inappropriate Vikings. They weren't ready for it, but it was custom and traditional for parents to choose who their children married. They'd be going against years upon years of laws put in place by the Chiefs and Chieftresses. And yet, it was all exciting. Sure, they were young and dumb, not fully reaching their potential, but this was a new chapter of life.

And it was kinda awkward. But they'd get through it together.

But Hiccup was still upset she had to give up her blacksmith apprenticeship.

~

Asher was a strong boy. The strongest in his village. A prodigy warrior and a skilled fighter. Every boy wanted to be him, and every girl wanted to have him. But he was already promised to Chief Stoick the Vast's daughter, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III. It wasn't like she was unattractive. In fact, it was completely opposite. Hiccup was a beauty. It's just that she was awkward and unsure of herself, and some members of the large village teased her to the point where it was borderline bullying.

So he treated her the best he could. Always smiling at her, sitting with her at meals, and even kissing her once or twice, which be did enjoy.

But on their wedding night, it was weird.

He carried Hiccup over the threshold, making sure he wouldn't drop her or the marriage would be doomed by the gods. He carried her upstairs into their bedroom. The witnesses crowded into the room and they stopped right in front of the newlyweds. They would only be here for the removal of the bridal crown. Then they would leave to let Hiccup and Asher do their business.

After Asher removed the crown, his Asher's father, Arne, patted him on the back and ushered the remaining witnesses out of the room. Arne had to officiate their wedding, as Stoick left a couple weeks ago to continue the search for the dragons nest. Stoick knew he would miss there wedding, but he knew that if the nest wasn't found, the raids would only get worse.

"Well, that was eventful," Asher muttered, grabbing Hiccup by the hand and pulling her even closer to the bed. As the next leaders of the Hooligans, they were expected to provide an heir as soon as humanly possible. They were prepared their whole betrothal for this.

"Well don't you get right the point." Hiccup said back to him.

"That's my job."

Asher held both of her hands and didn't move, so Hiccup looked him in the eye for a second, bit her lip, and looked down. This was really embarrassing. She knew only a few things about sex. That it was her wifely duty, it ended in children, and sorta what do to during it. But knowing about didn't make it less mortifying not just to her, but a little bit to Asher too. He was a little bit more calm inside than Hiccup was though, because the village men gave him a long rundown on where everything goes, how to please, and how to go down on a girl.

"I'm ready if you are." Asher moved his hands slightly, which made Hiccups move along with his. He heard her let in a big breath, and let out a big sigh.

"I'm ready."

~~baby making time ;)~~

Asher let go of Hiccups hand to help her take off her cape, which signaled she was heir to the tribe. He shook his cape off too. Being married to her, he got to where one too.

Hiccup took off her wedding dress, and piled it off to the side. Asher did the same with his tunic, but his pants were still on, while Hiccup was only in her undergarments. Those quickly came off with the help of Asher. She didn't cover up, because she knew she was going to be seen by him anyway. It was inevitable, so she'd better get used to it quickly. Asher placed his hand on the small of Hiccups back and pulled her close. He put his other hand on her cheek and kissed her softly.

Asher backed her onto the bed and placed his hands on it, right next to her sides and admired the soft curve of her breast and the roundness of her ass. He trailed his left hand from her thigh up to her waist and held it there. He leaned back in for a kiss, but he made it deeper and more sensual than the last. Their noses were touching, and they could feel each other hot breath lightly fanning their faces. He came up for air and realized he still had his pants on, so he eased them off, but stayed in the same position. His hand was still on Hiccups' waist, their noses still touching, and him mostly on her.

When Asher's pants were finally off, he pushed his mouth against Hiccups again for a hot, open-mouthed kiss that involved a lot of tongues, teeth, and spit. He realized he was leading everything that was going on so far, and probably everything that was about to happen so he lifted his head, noticing the line of spit connecting their mouths, and asked Hiccup a question.

"Is there anything you wanted to do, specifically. Because I'm down for it."

He wanted her to be completely comfortable because her body was more than just a body. It was a temple that needed to be cherished and taken care of. He didn't want to do anything she didn't want to do, because he was raised right.

"You can do whatever. Just don't put it in the wrong hole." Asher laughed slightly at that.

"Yeah, yeah. I can do that. Are you okay though? I'm not doing too much, am I? We can stop if I am, and we could just do this another day."

"Asher. I'm fine. We should get it over with."

"Okay."

He started it off with a kiss on the collarbone, and let his tongue glide along Hiccup's skin. She shivered as he kissed along her jaw and her neck, sucking on her skin, leaving hickeys across it. He then slid down her collarbone, and into the valley of her breasts. He stopped right at the end, holding his head up so he could look at Hiccup.

"Is this ok?" Asher asked.

"Y-you're fine."

"Do you, uh, want me to keep going?" He bit his lip.

"If you want to." Hiccups voice slightly quivered, her nervousness showing.

Asher's tongue continued its journey, down Hiccups' stomach. He watched it rise and fall as her breathing became more enthusiastic as he continued south. He put his hands on her thighs, gripping them slightly as he pushed them apart slightly. Hiccups breath hitched in her throat as he pressed a kiss to her inner thigh, his tongue slipping out slightly.

Asher continued his assault in her thigh and watched as a Hiccup became more wet and slick by the minute. To give her a break, he placed his tongue flat against her sex and gave her a small, but powerful lick. He guessed he was doing the right thing because he heard her moan. He put Hiccups legs on his arms and shoulders to give him more leverage and buried his face in her. His lips and tongue moved between her slick folds and sensitive skin, and he look up to catch Hiccups eyes. He let out a groan, witch Hiccup responded with pushing herself up against his mouth a little more.

Asher could feel her wetness on his chin, nose, and lips. He took a moment to wipe his face off, but went back down, and licked her core again. His tongue danced against her, licking a stripe from the base to the hood of her sensitive clit. Hiccup responded to that by tugging his hair lightly and letting a high pitch sound escape from her. He pulled at her labia with his teethng and sucked her lips. His hands were moving up, squeezing her incredibly soft skin, and stopping at her ass.

He moved his tongue, side to side, slowly adding more pressure. Hiccup tugged his hair even harder, but he liked the way her hands tangled with it. He moved his mouth up, giving some attention to her clit again, sucking slightly. He nibbled it gently, but bit a little too hard. Hiccup cried out, so he soothed her with a few laps of his tongue.

This seemed to do it, because after only a few minutes of licking, biting, nibbling, kissing, and caressing, Hiccup came, and subtlety shook from her shoulders down to her toes, which were curled from the intensity of her orgasm.

"Thanks." She murmured.

"No problem." Asher replied.

And just like that, she was ready to go again.

Hiccup opened her legs a little more than they were before, to show Asher that she was ready when he was. He noticed and lined himself up to her, where he gently pushed in. He heard Hiccup hiss a little, so he panicked slightly and faltered.

"No, keep going. I'm ok."

So he did. He thrust his hips a little bit, but he miss-timed it, so when he pulled back he slipped out a little. Hiccup let out a small groan when he put his length back in, but sat up just a little so that she could meet his thrusts. She loosely wrapped her legs around his hips, pulling him closer. It felt kinda weird, in a good way. It was just an odd sensation to experience for a first time. Hiccup quickly got used to it though, and even stated to enjoy.

"You can go faster." She let out a gasp.

"I'll try not to hurt you."

"You won't hurt me."

After she said that, he picked up the pace a little, going even faster every time she let out a moan, or a whimper, groaned, or made any kind of noise that let him know she wasn't in any pain, and enjoying herself. Then he flipped her over so that she would be on top, and by the sound that came out of her mouth, he knew that it was a welcome surprise.

Asher preferred her to be on top so that he would last longer. And it let Hiccup go at her own pace, which she took full adavnatage of. He pulled the twine out of her hair, messing up the elaborate braids that were put in place for their ceremony. It was so long that it draped all the way down to Asher's chest, where it tickled him slightly. Seeing Asher move his hips into hers like he did previously made Hiccup want to do the same thing, but vertical instead of horizontal. She grinded against him, which caused Asher to let out weird choking sound.

"F-Fuck." He said while grabbing her hips. He trailed them down to her still-developing ass and gave a gentle squeeze.

Hiccup put her hands on his lower stomach, close to where his dick was but not quite touching him, and trailed them up to his chest, right where his shoulder met his pecs. She slowly angled herself so that she was about a hands length from his body. She wasn't the best at exactly moving into that position, so there was a lot of fumbling around.

The sheets of their new bed were strewn around the room everywhere. Asher didn't take much longer. He let out a few moans, let his eyes roll back into his head, curled his toes, and finished inside Hiccup.

~end scene~

"Oh my gods, you can literally hear them" They heard a voice from outside one window, all the way down from the first floor.

"Um, guys, I don't think we should be doing this."

"Aw yeah, get it a Hiccup." Hiccup could tell this was Ruffnut, as it was the only higher pitched and girly sounding voice they heard.

"What. The. Fuck." Asher cried out.

"Shit. He heard you Ruffnut. I swear you're louder than a sheep giving birth." This time, she thinks it was Tuffnut.

"Um." Hiccup was completely baffled.

"No, he probably heard Snotlout, his mouth is bigger than a yak." Ruffnut, again.

"No, it's not!" Definitely Snotlout.

"If you guys don't leave now, I will personally murder all of you!" Asher said with fury.

"Run!" Tuffnut called out, and Hiccup and Asher heard the sounds of leaves rustling as they ran away.

"They do the absolute most to piss me off sometimes." Hiccup sighed.

"I'll talk with them tomorrow." Asher assured her. "So, round two?"

"Why not." Hiccup smiled.

They didn't stay up for much longer after that. They were both exhausted and quickly fell asleep afterwards.

~

As it turns out, both Hiccup and Asher move a lot in their sleep. They were big cuddlers too. Asher subconsciously wrapped Hiccup in his arms and Hiccup wrapped her arms around him too. They wiggled around so much that legs started tangling. They had a vice-like grip around each other, and light snores filled the air. Hiccup was still wiggling but stopped when she found a comfortable spot on top of Asher, where her chest was near his head. This moved his hands closer to her shoulder blades, away from where they previously lied around her neck.

It was Asher who opened his eyes first. He yawned and blinked his groggy eyes as he raised his fist to try and rub the sleep out of them. Out of instinct, he looked out the window, where the bright sun invaded the room. His legs were still tangled with Hiccup but he didn't mind. In fact, he pulled her in even closer and listened to her heartbeat.

He's always loved listening to heartbeats, bonus points if the sound comes from when it came from someone who was sleeping. As a child, Asher had rough nights. He wouldn't be able to sleep after the incident with his uncle and the flightmare and listening to the sound of his mother's heartbeat lulled him to sleep. He rubbed her shoulder which were connected by a smattering of freckles. A soft sigh escaped her mouth.

Hiccup was still asleep after the sun rose up even more. Asher assumed it was because she was tired from the night before, so he got up. He realized he was naked though, and so was Hiccup, which caused him to blush, smile lightly, and made sure she was fully covered in furs before putting clothes on. Once his clothes were in he headed downstairs to the kitchen to make porridge. He added some berries he knew she enjoyed, and looked around for bread. He quickly found it in a cabinet and set it down on the table, where two bowls waited for them.

Asher walked slowly up the stairs, making sure that it didn't creak. Once he got to the top he open the door and walked over to the bed. He grabbed her by her shoulders and shook lightly, trying to ease her in to being awake. She didn't wake up though, and it didn't help that her furs were slipping off her chest and shoulders. Her chest was on full display, but he didn't let that deter him from his goal of waking his wife up. He heard from Stoick that it was nearly impossible to, and you'd be damn near lucky to actually get her up.

He shook her even harder, and she groaned loudly, obviously not wanting to be disturbed.

"We have to get up for dragon training." He said softly in her ear.

She responded with a quick and snarky, "You and your dragon training can suck it."

With the ghost of laughter in his voice, he replied with, "You can't sleep forever."

Hiccup could hear the smile in his voice. "I'm perfectly fine sleeping how long I freaking like."

"I made breakfast." That was what got her up. The promise of food.

She noticed, however, that she was naked quickly after getting out of bed. She didn't really know what to do so she looked down at herself and muttered out an "Oops."

This made Asher flush a deep red. "I'm gonna go, uh, downstairs, and uh, wait for you,"

"Yeah okay." She responded with, and he saw on her face that she was also red.

Asher didn't really understand why he was so flushed. Just last night they were doing what should be done on a wedding night. Sex. And it was good sex. For a 14-year-old who just had his first time, and he already knows it was Hiccup's first time too. He just couldn't, for any reason, understand why he got all flustered, especially if he saw her naked already.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of feet on the wooden staircase. There was Hiccup, in all her glory, looking dressed with her hair in a simplistic style of marriage braids. They were pretty well done for only being done in five minutes, but nowhere near as complicated as traditional braids, which could take up to an hour to do.

When he looked at her, she didn't look back, which confused him to no extent. Just last night they were fine, heck, this morning too. Hiccup had talked to Asher like she normally does. Sarcastic, snarky, joking. But she looked nervous currently.

When they sat down to eat, Hiccup let Asher take the extra piece of bread. He was still growing, and she wasn't, so she needed it less. She was still really skinny though. It didn't help with the fact that she ate slowly. But she dragged it out even more today. She even started messing with her hair, biting her lips and tapping lightly on the table. She could feel herself worrying immensely, and even started feeling fatigued, even with a long night's rest. She could not figure out why she was acting like that, but it was throwing her off balance.

Asher quickly noticed. "Are you okay? You've been acting kind of distant since you got downstairs. You were fine like 10 minutes ago."

"Yeah, I'm just kinda anxious. And a little embarrassed." Hiccup bit the inside of her lip.

"Why are you embarrassed. Was it this morning? I'm sorry for shaking you awake and not making sure you were covered." Damn it. He should have known.

"It wasn't just that, but it wasn't your fault. I just felt, " She started off saying but mumbled the last part, " that I did bad last night."

Asher scrunched his nose in confusion. He didn't hear the last part. "What did you say?"

"I feel like my performance was bad." She put her hands on her face and groaned.

Asher just laughed at her. Not in a mean way, just in a way where he thought what she said was funny. Hiccup gave him a look though. "Hiccup. Were 14, and we were virgins. It's not going to be perfect the first time. But get whatever this 'my performance was bad' nonsense out of your head. You exceeded my expectations. And if we're lucky we'll have a babe before next winter."

"If we're lucky." She snorted. "Gods this conversation is so awkward."

"You're making it awkward," Asher said back and both of them let out a loud laugh.

When they were done, Hiccup took the dishes and set them off to the side. She'd do them later when she had time. Asher called out to her from where he was.

"We should head off to training."

"Do we not get a honeymoon?" She replied.

"We do, after dragon training."

"Bummer, I wanted to lay around and do nothing."

"You do that anyway." Asher smiled cheekily at her.

"Yeah, but this time I'd do it in style."

~

The walk to the arena was silent, but not uncomfortably. It was more of an 'I'm tired, so let's enjoy this nice, relaxing quietness' kind of silence. But that quickly ended when they entered through the doors and we're practically pounced on by everyone.

"Are those hickeys!" Ruffnut gasped and pointed at them.

"Don't look at it!" Hiccup moved her hand to cover them.

"Nice." Both Ruffnut and Tuffnut exclaimed at the same time, giving her smiles that scared her.

"Guys, stop!" Hiccup cried out.

"Hiccup with a hickey. It sounds like your name." Tuffnut giggled immaturely.

"Tuffnut!" Hiccup sputtered.

"Hiccup the hickey, Hiccup with a Hickey. No those don't sound right. Aha! Hiccy the Hickey!" Tuffnut jested.

"Tuffnut." Asher warned.

"Hmm?" Tuffnut idly said, barely paying Asher any attention.

"If you don't shut up I will smack you."

"That's not bad, tuffnut does that all the time with her man hands."

"With my axe."

Tuffnut visibly gulped. "O-okay then." And he didn't say anything else.

Ruffnut was upset that her brother had made fun if her hands, so she turned to face Hiccup and Asher. "I don't have man hands. Hiccup do I have man hands?"

Hiccup, however, just rolled her eyes and reassured Ruffnut. "No Ruffnut, you do not have man hands."

Dragon training ended with Hiccup coming in first, which completely baffled everyone. While she wasn't the strongest and didn't have the most willpower, she had a really good heart. But what surprised the group of teens the most was that she used only her bare hands. No weapon at all.

"Alright, Cuz! That was pretty cool." Hiccup heard from her cousin, Snotlout.

Everyone else surprised her by clapping her on the back and congratulating her. Asher even came up and congratulated her. With a kiss on the nose that made her flush to her ears.

"Thanks, guys."

Tuffnut did ruin the mood though. "Anyone wanna go yak tipping?"

"Sure, why not." Hiccup answered for the whole group. "Wait how do you yak tip?"

~

It turns out Hiccup was horrible at yak tipping. Then she disappeared off to who knows where, probably the forge, and Ruffnut went to train with her mother to become a healer, so everyone that was left was Asher, Tuffnut, Snotlout, and Fishlegs.

The boys pranking villagers, pushing each other around, fucking around in the forest. It was the epitome of 'boys being boys.' They built a fire with the wood that Asher chopped up with his axe. He placed his trusty weapon right next to him, laughing at a stupid joke Tuffnut just cracked.

"Oh come on you didn't really say that to her." Snotlout laughed and slapped his knee.

"I did, I did. And you wanna know what she said next?" Tuffnut put his hand to his mouth to try and stop him laughing. Once he finally calmed down, he continued on with his story.

"What?" Everyone said at the same time.

"She said 'No thanks. I'm vegetarian' and I kid you not I spit out my food faster than I ever have before." Everyone was sent into a fit of hysterics.

"Man you have better luck in the romance department than I do." Snotlout said.

"It's all about game. First, you pick a lady, next, you make her laugh really hard so she doesn't have to see your ugly mug. Easy as 1,2,3!" Tuffnut exclaimed, throwing his hands out in a flamboyant gesture.

"All of you guys can flirt better than I can, heck, Asher married my cousin."

"Oh yeah, how's that going for you by the way? Any steamy things, other than we heard, happen to last night?" Tuffnut wiggled his eyebrows.

"I don't want to hear about this," Fishlegs exclaimed and put his hands over his ears, squeezing his eyes tightly and turning to face the tress. The fire illuminated his back, making the brown fur appear almost golden.

"I don't kiss and tell." Asher blushed.

"Come on, at least tell us if it was good." Snotlout smirked.

"Ew, gross dude, that your cousin." Asher scrunched his nose in disgust.

"Dude just tell us," Tuffnut said.

"TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!"

"OKAY ALRIGHT! It was better than I expected." Asher mumbled and turned even redder. Even getting him to turn that color would take a lot, as he wasn't embarrassed easily. But this was something he wanted to keep to himself as much as he could. So he didn't spare any details.

"My man!" Tuffnut and as Snotlout clapped him on the back.

"Yeah, yeah, just don't go blabbin' your mouth."

"Can I turn around and uncover my eyes now?" Fishlegs asked.

Asher just sighed. "Yeah, your good."

And the boys went back to the stupid and insane things boys do.

~

About 6 weeks later

Dragon training has got more intense. Asher and Hiccup were they for first place, which caused her to get a lot of recognition around the village. Too bad she was gone half the time, only making small appearances at the forge and the Great Hall. No one wanted to bother her though, as she was repeatedly getting more and more cranky. She wasn't able to do her secret tasks, because flying made bed sick to her stomach. And fish. No one was allowed to eat fish around her or she'd tear up, and rush out of the vicinity. She had to loosen her breast bindings because they were getting too tight.

One time, during training, Hiccup stopped halfway in the arena. She felt like if she moved she would throw up, even if she moved a little bit. She felt muzzy, and totally forgot she was even 'fighting' a dragon, a Deadly Nadder too be exact. She placed her hand on and side of the arena wall. She heard voices in the background but didn't want to focus on them. She stayed like that for what felt like hours, but then soft hands grabbed her waist and pulled her off to the side. It was Ruffnut, and she dragged her to the door of the arena, near where Gobber was.

Hiccup then noticed her husband coming up to her. Boy, was be mad. She realized he and every right to be. Angry tears filled his eyes as he grabbed her semi-roughly around her shoulders. He moved one hand up to her cheek though and rubbed his thumb along her cheekbone.

Turns out the Nadder was about to charge her.

What the fuck was that? Were you trying to get yourself killed?" Asher cried out.

"I need to throw up." Hiccup whispered.

"Wha-?" Asher furrowed his eyebrows but was cut off when Hiccup shook his arms off her shoulder and face and threw up in a nearby barrel. Asher was quick to presses his hand to her forehead, searching for any telltale sign of a heated temperature, but there was none. So instead he rubbed his hand across her face, sighed, and turned to his group of friends.

"I'm gonna take her home guys. I'll see you tomorrow." Asher picked Hiccup in a bridal style, despite her feeble protests.

"Does anybody notice that Hiccups skin is like, more perfect than usual?" Tuffnut asked.

~

Asher had to stop and let Hiccup throw up a couple more times on the way home. She could smell fish. It was very strong, so someone was either cooking it at home, or fishing. She felt really bad for Asher, because he had to witness her expelling her guts out, and comfort her at the same time. He tried to encourage her with 'there, there' and 'shh just let it all out,' along with small pats on the back. When she was done puking, he'd pick her up again, and dragged on home, which was getting closer and closer.

When they finally got home, Asher took her upstairs and placed her in bed with the covers all the way up to her chin. He sat in the edge of the bed. There was a fine coat of sweat on her face, and she was a little pale. She started falling asleep, but stopped before she could.

"Are you going back out?" She looked up at him.

"I will to get Gothi and the Healer, but I'll be back." He said, getting up and grabbing his axe.

"Please don't go." She cried out go him.

"Why? If you're not feeling good you should probably get checked out." Asher stopped about halfway to the door.

"I'm really tired, and I just wanna sleep."

"Okay. I'll stay with you then." He said, then swiftly made his way to the bed, pulling the covers up and sliding underneath them. They scratched against him and were kind of stiff, but their old covers were ruined, and these were the only replacements.

It only took a couple of minutes to realize Hiccup had fallen asleep, so he carefully removed the stiff furs and blankets off of him, slipped his boots on, grabbed his axe and a small drawstring bag filled with silver and gold coins, and went out the door.

His first stop was the markets, where he grabbed newer and softer furs and blankets, some yakchops and vegetables for stew, fresh bread, fabrics, and herbs and spices. He noticed the darkening of the clouds and the moist feel in the air. Asher knew it was gonna rain soon, so he packed all of his stuff and made his way to Gothi.

He was stopped by Tuffnut though, who came running to him full speed. Sweat clung to his skin, and he was gasping for air hard. He tried to speak, but nothing came out but wheezing, so he held up one finger, telling Asher to wait with silence, and placed his hands on his knees to catch his breath.

"Man, that run is far. I'm so out of shape. If I continue my life the way it is now, I'm gonna look like Ruffnut." He exclaimed, even though he already looked just like his sister.

"Did you need me for something or whatever?"

"Oh yeah! Um, lemme see. Ya know, I just remembered it too..."

"Get on with it Tuffnut, I have to get home." Asher cooly responded.

"So you know how Ruffnut is training to be a healer under Gothi and my mom?"

"Yeah what about it?"

"Well, I've picked up a few things..."

"Okay and?"

"We all know Hiccup has the best skin in the archipelago, but I noticed that it's even more glowy, perfect, and soft looking than normal."

"Tuffnut, I'll be sure to pass it on to her, but I have to go," Asher said, making his way to leave.

"Wait!" Tuffnut stopped him by grabbing him on the shoulder and pulling him back.

"Oh, my gods Tuffnut! Spit it out!" Asher snarled.

"Do Hiccups boobs hurt?" Tuffnut questioned.

"I don't know, I don't go around asking if her boobs hurt." Asher didn't understand a single reason why Tuffnut was asking his questions. They were just hindering him from getting to Gothi's and back home to Hiccup. But Tuffnut wouldn't let him leave, so he was stuck in his position.

"Is she sensitive to any smells."

"Fish."

"She threw up in the arena."

"Yeah, I noticed. I had to carry her home."

"Yeah, dumb statement. But when the last time you guys, y'know," Tuffnut whispered, "did it."

"You mean like sex?" Asher scrunched his nose.

"Yeah..."

He bit his lip slightly. Would Tuffnut just go away? "Last night. Why are you asking me this all of a sudden."

"Medical reasons." Tuffnut concluded, but follow up with, "That's earlier than I expected. How often do you guys actually do it?"

Asher had to laugh slightly at that. "More often than you'd think. Want me to go into detail? I took Hiccups tunic off-"

Tuffnut interrupted him. "Oh my gods, gross!"

"You asked. What was the purpose of these stupid questions anyway."

"Okay so hear me out. Hiccup might be pregnant."

And with that, Asher fainted.

~

Gothi and Healer Pinenut both confirmed that what Tuffnut said was true, and to be honest, Asher wasn't scared to be a father. He grew up with a strong father figure and was comfortable with the news. Hiccup, however, was terrified, and kinda excited. She loved babies and was good with children. She just didn't know if she knew how to be a mom. Everything sucked at the moment.

Asher became aware of this when Healer Pinenut and Gothi left. He noticed her biting her lip a lot, looking everywhere but him, cracking her fingers and knuckles, and twitching nervously. She looked even more nauseous than normal, and that was saying something.

Asher wanted to make sure Hiccup was okay because she did not look good at all. "Hiccup. Is everything good?"

"No." She responded quickly.

Asher wasn't really surprised. She was always stating how she felt when someone asked. He, however, did not know what to do with this information. "Why? Is it something I did?"

"No. No, it's not, it's just that, I have to spend months feeling like absolute shit. And when the baby comes, how am I'm supposed to care for it. I've been through wife training, but usually moms show their daughters how to care for children. I don't have a mom. I don't know what to do. What if I fuck this up. I don't know how to change diapers, or breastfeed, or how to stop a baby from crying. And when the baby grows up, it's gonna be worse. Plus, I'm tiny. I have to push a melon-sized thing out of my puss-" Hiccup rambled on, unable to stop

She was quickly interrupted by Asher though. "Hiccup. Come with me."

He grabbed her hand, lead her downstairs, and pulled her into their built-in hot spring. When they got inside, he started taking off his clothes, one at a time. He only got his shirt off when Hiccup asked him a question. "What are you doing?"

"We are taking a bath. You stress too much. Come on, it'll feel good." She didn't move, so Asher pulled her in close, put her head on his chest, and wrapped her in tight. Hiccup was so close that she could hear his strong and steady heartbeat. The sound was comforting, and she could feel her tense shoulders loosening up just a smidge.

"This is nice." She mumbled into his chest. "You have nice man boobs, I swear there bigger than mine."

Hiccup felt his chest rumble with laughter. "We're still young. I don't think you're done growing"

Hiccup didn't say anything back, just gave Asher her signature smirk. She and Asher finished undressing and slipped into the nice, bubbly water. Her first impressions were good. It was warmer than the multiple times she had used it before. It wasn't too hot to the point it burned, but it was just right. Asher sighed as his body fully went into the water, which was a little above waist level for him. But for Hiccup, it went to halfway up to her breasts. She snuggled up to him so that her back was on his stomach, and her hair on his chest.

"I know I say thanks a lot, but thanks for being here with me. Even when I'm flaky and in the woods a lot."

Asher smiled and loosely slung his arms around Hiccups waist, his hands lay right under her still flat belly. He placed his head right on her shoulder, his rose right on her earlobe as he spoke to her "Any time."

Asher knew right then and there that his heart belonged to this girl.

~

Chief Stoick the Vast spotted Berk from miles away. It would likely take all night and most of tomorrow morning to get there, but he knew one thing for sure.

He was going to see his daughter.

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Should I continue this?

Also about the smut...

I talked about it in the first authors note, but if you missed it, well here it is.

This is one of my first times writing it. I think my mom would be worried if she went through my search history, because I spent hours researching on how to write it properly. Also, in middle school, I spent hours reading smut.

Some tips included writing at least one thing that will make you blush or uncomfortable, which was basically the whole thing for me, and incorporating humor, which I think I failed.

I could write it more graphic if you guys want me too. Or I won't write it at all anymore.

If you saw this, and reviewed, I'd love you forever. Let me know if you enjoyed it.

Edit- 4/29/20 grammar and spelling