A/N: Surprise! I hope I got ya... Anyway, this is Part 1 of my special Double Feature for May and I hope you all appreciate and like it for what it is. Just a note, this'll be the only Star Wars project I'll ever do so enjoy it while you can and stay tuned for Part 2 of the Double Feature which will be after this one. Can ya guess what'll be paired up with this for the Double Feature theme? See ya soon! Read & Review!
It was a typical Friday night. After school, Atticus, Cherry, Mo, Thor, and Patch agreed to meet up together for a friendly movie night together. There were going to be snacks, tricks, and best of all, a movie together as friends. They had to decide what to watch, but they would check the movie channel to find something on there to sit down and watch once they would all meet together.
"This is gonna be a great night," Patch smiled. "I just know it."
"It sure is," Atticus replied. "Movie Nights with friends are always fun."
"You got that right." Thor smiled.
Everybody huddled together on the couch to look for a show to watch as they were all fulfilled with the ultimate excitement. However, just as they were about to watch the TV, suddenly, the TV went out along with the power, leaving them all in the dark, quite literally. The group let out a horrified scream as they noticed that.
"Aw, dang! The power's out!" Cherry complained. "What're we gonna do now?"
"...I guess we could light some candles and read books." Atticus replied.
There was then a beat of silence before everybody laughed at that.
"Yeah, but seriously let's get the power back on." Mo said.
"Agreed." Patch nodded.
"Or I could tell you all a story!" Thor smiled innocently.
The group sweat-dropped at that.
"This'll be better than any movie you could ever imagine," Thor smirked as he put his flashlight to his face to make himself look like a ghost like telling a story around a campfire. "This could scare some of you. In fact, this might be the scariest world you could ever imagine that my uncle told me about once."
"Pre-Mane Six Equestria?" Cherry asked which made the others snicker.
"Hardy-har-har," Thor replied. "Nope! This is about a whole other universe."
"Okay, then tell us this story." Atticus said.
"Glady!" Thor beamed. "This is the tale of the greatest universe ever created..."
The group shrugged as they gathered around to hear what he had to say.
"A couple summers ago in a galaxy far, far away..." Thor soon began in a dramatic voice. "On the Desert planet of Tatooine lived two happy young moisture farmers..."
"Could you do it faster?" Patch suggested.
"What?" Thor asked. "Faster?"
"Yeah, and funnier, if possible." Cherry replied.
"Oh, faster? Okay," Thor then said. "Um... All right, uh..." he then took a deep breath and talked a bit faster, sounding a bit like Taz from Looney Tunes. "'Episode IVa: 'May The Ferb Be With You'."
"Heh, Ferb." Atticus smiled.
"On the Desert planet of Tatooine-" Thor then tried again.
"Um... Uh, yeah, yeah, no, no." Mo soon shook her head.
"Forget the funny." Cherry said.
"Yeah, just go faster." Atticus told Thor.
"All right..." Thor rolled his eyes.
"This should be good." Patch smirked.
"Episode IVa: 'May The Ferb Be With You'," Thor soon tried again in a bit of a scary voice. "On the Desert planet of Tatooine lived two happy young moisture farmers, who had absolutely no plans of leaving or getting involved in any kind of intergalactic shenanigans. Unbeknownst to them, the Galactic Empire had recently finished constructing its ultimate weapon: the DEATH STAR. Bum-bum-bum!"
"Sounds creepy like that." Cherry laughed.
"That's good, I like it." Mo added.
"Thanks. Yeah, it was capitalized," Thor then said. "Meanwhile, having learned the whereabouts of the Death Star's plans, the rebels send their best platypus and Dalmatian agents to obtain them, in hopes of finding a weakness. And none of this is canon and in another universe, so just relax," he then looked to the fourth wall. "That goes for you all too."
The group soon looked at the fourth wall to the readers of this current story.
"Yes, and no flames or Guest Reviews will be tolerated." Cherry added.
"So just sit back." Patch added.
"Relax." Mo added.
"And enjoy the story." Atticus added.
And so, the story began for the audience which was based around a certain famous science-fiction movie franchise and before anyone asks, no this will not delve into the official story's canon because that would be too complicated and overwhelming. A grand spaceship soon flew through the deep vacuums of the galaxy with an office building that seemed to be attached to it.
Empire Administration Offices...
"TK-582, I'm gonna need you to run these numbers again." The first office Stormtrooper told the other.
"I took a third out of the budget already." The second office Stormtrooper replied.
"Orders from the top, there's nothing I can do." The first office Stormtrooper defended.
Patch and Perry were seen sneaking around without being seen as they looked for the Death Star plans before they looked to see where they were being held. Patch began to try and find a way to get to the Death Star plans before finding the controls for the force-field protecting the room. He then brought out a device after Perry opened the door and he threw the device inside as the door closed which made a tiny explosion. The explosion then simmered and the force-field was down which allowed the two animal agents to jump inside and get the Death Star plans. Once the two grabbed the CD of the plans, an alarm began to go off which alerted the Stormtroopers of what was happening and the door was about to close with them inside the room.
"And we've gotta run," Patch said as Perry put the Death Star plans in his outfit before of them ran out of the room and made it out in time before seeing three Stormtroopers. "Uh-oh..."
"Stop right there!" One Stormtrooper called out.
Patch and Perry soon ran all around as more and more Stormtroopers came out for them to stop them. Some Stormtroopers soon happened upon one of the office Stormtroopers who was looking at a scantily-clad Twi'lek on his computer.
"Oh, uh, uh, it's work-related." The office Stormtrooper said nervously once he saw that he was caught.
One of the Stormtroopers soon looked up and saw where Patch and Perry were. "There they are!" He soon called out to the others.
Patch and Perry soon ran by before one of the Stormtroopers shot his blaster, but luckily hit the flower pot instead.
"Close, but no cigar!" Patch smirked at that before he and Perry flipped over another Stormtrooper and flung themselves into the air vent to keep going with the Death Star plans in tow.
Stormtroopers soon began to shoot at the air vents to try and hit Patch and Perry only to miss as they get back to their ship.
"Drive! Drive! Drive!" Patch called out.
Perry soon took the controls and drove them out through space as they made it into their escape pod.
"Captain, the Rebels are escaping!" An Imperial officer called out to his boss.
"Go after them!" The Imperial captain commanded.
The grand spaceship soon turned to go after Patch and Perry, causing the offices and Stormtroopers in the building on top of it to slide to the right.
"Whoa, what the heck?" An office Stormtrooper complained.
"I'm slipping! I'm slipping!" Another Stormtrooper cried out as they slid through the floor due to the tilting.
"No, no, no, no! Save, save, save!" One office Stormtrooper yelped as he tried to work on his computer's keyboard.
Patch smirked as he pulled a lever to bring himself and Perry through lightspeed. After a short while for Patch and Perry, they arrived at a new spaceship and where they soon parked inside. The ship soon attached on to the bigger spaceship as a young woman was soon shown and came to meet the two animals as they left the escape pod.
"We've received your transmissions," The young woman said as she approached the platypus and Dalmatian. "So you have the Death Star plans?"
Perry soon gave the CD to the young woman who was Princess Leia Organa.
"Agent P, you never cease to ama-" Princess Leia smiled before the ship suddenly shook.
"Your Highness, an Imperial Star Destroyer has tracked our position." Captain Antilles informed as he came by.
"We're gonna crash!" Mo panicked as she ran around.
"No, we're not!" Captain Antilles told her.
Mo shivered as she felt very nervous about what might happen next.
"It'll be alright, just try not to panic." Captain Antilles told her.
The big bad ship shot lasers at their ship as they traveled through space.
Meanwhile, on the desert planet, a herd of banthas were walking about.
"Mom, I'm going out!" Atticus called out as he left his home.
"Take your little sister with you!" Emily's voice called back.
Atticus had a small sigh, though he wasn't that annoyed as he loved spending time with his little sister as he loved being a big brother. "Come on, Darla, I gotta take you with me this time." he then told his little sister.
"I'm coming!" Darla called out as she raced out of their home to go along with her big brother.
"Yet another day on Tatooine." Atticus sighed.
Darla walked off with Atticus as they decided to go out for the day together.
"You can look, but you're never gonna find a better place to be, Than this little slice of heaven tucked between the Jundland Wastes and the big Dune Sea~" A young voice sang while zipping by on a vehicle known as a speeder overhead of them. "We can surf through the canyons or train a pack of dewbacks, Build a giant hamster habitat for womp rats, Or fire up our solar-powered sandcastle-making machine~"
"Aw... I wanna go for a ride." Darla pouted.
"Well, I think our cousins would be more than happy to give us a ride." Atticus told her.
"Can you call for them?" Darla asked.
"Well, I can sure try," Atticus replied before calling out. "Yo! Phineas and Ferb!"
The two boys soon looked down from the air.
"How 'bout we get a turn, huh?" Atticus called out with a smile.
"Sure thing, buddy!" Phineas replied before he made the speedster come down to the ground to let them climb aboard.
Atticus and Darla soon joined the two boys on their ride. Once they were safely on board, Ferb let the speedster take off with all of them on it.
"We're on Tatooine~" Atticus and Darla sang together.
"Yeah, we're livin' like kings out here, We got a two-sun summer the whole darn year~," Phineas sang with them. "Cruisin' Beggar's Canyon in our T-16, Or just sittin' on a rock eatin' blue ice cream~"
"Blue ice cream~" Atticus and Darla sang with smiles.
"'Cuz we love Tatooine~" Phineas, Atticus, and Darla sang together.
"Awwww... We got two big suns, count 'em, one and two~" Ferb soon began to rap as they all bobbed to a beat together.
"And there's two Flynn-Fletcher boys!~" Phineas added.
"The two of you!" Atticus and Darla added.
"Me and you!, Well, we're brothers! We're step! No, we don't share a gene~," Ferb rapped as he stood beside Phineas. "But we'll always be together here on Tatooine!~"
Phineas, Ferb, Atticus, and Darla were soon seen playing music with some aliens.
"Jammin' with the Modal Nodes, racing turbo dust bikes, Tradin' with the Jawas, Trickin' out a droid or soupin' up the barge, For a trip 'round Anchorhead Tower~," Phineas sang as they traveled all over and did a lot of fun activities together. "We can stop along the way and startle Tusken Raiders, And still be home in time to fix the vaporators, I think you know exactly what we mean~"
"'Cuz we love Tatooine~" Atticus and Darla sang together while hanging out with Phineas and Ferb all around their home.
"Yeah we're livin' like kings out here, We got a two-sun summer the whole darn year, Cruisin' Beggar's Canyon in our T-16, Or just sittin' on a rock eatin' blue ice cream~" Phineas sang as they continued to travel all over with fun activities together. "I maybe wearin' a heart on my sleeve, But understand why anyone would want to leave, We know our city pride may sound a tad extreme, But we're so happy here, we tend to overstate this theme~"
"Overstate this theme~" Atticus and Darla sang with him.
"'Cuz we love Tatooine!~" Phineas smiled.
"Oh, we love it!~" Darla and Atticus smiled back. "Oh, we love it here on Tatooine!~"
"We love Tatooine!~" Phineas then sang, ending the song.
They continued to ride by until they saw a friend of theirs working on something.
"Hey, Luke." Atticus said.
"Phineas! Ferb! Darla! Atticus!" Luke greeted. "What's up, guys?"
"Ah, same old, same old," Atticus replied. "This time though, Darla came too."
Darla gave a friendly and bashful wave.
"Ferb and I actually have something to show you," Phineas smiled at Luke. "Ferb? Oh, Atticus, Darla, step out for a minute."
The siblings soon did that as Ferb soon pushed a button.
"Check this out, guys!" Phineas smiled at Atticus, Darla, and Luke.
The speeder's exhaust fumes soon rearranged themselves to bring out large engines.
"Sweet." Atticus and Darla smiled.
"Pod-racing engines?" Luke asked in surprise. "How'd you hook these up?"
"We just picked up some power converters at Tosche Station." Phineas smiled.
"Nice!" Atticus and Luke smiled back.
"You need help with your moisture vaporator?" Phineas asked Luke. "We can trick it out like ours."
"I wish, but Uncle Owen wants to do things the old-fashioned way," Luke replied. "Even the droids he buys are used."
A droid was seen coming up next to the moisture vaporator.
"Hey, Tredwell." Darla smiled at the droid.
The droid seemed to beep at her as though to greet her.
"Well, we'll catch you later, Luke!" Phineas soon smiled and waved. "We're gonna mosey on home for lunch."
Atticus and Darla soon joined Phineas and Ferb before they took off back home.
"Wow, when they mosey, they mosey!" Luke smiled before he saw something in the sky. "What in..." he then brought out special binoculars to see something fly by in the sky. "Is that a Star Destroyer?"
At the Star Destroyer, a group of Stormtroopers walked off, beaming up the ship. There was a familiar group of some.
"Finally some real Rebel-busting!" One said before showing to be Candace as she took off her helmet. "This is why I joined the Empire in the first place."
"Nice to know you have your priorities straight." Bridget smirked playfully.
"I am so excited, I can hardly contain myself!" Baljeet beamed.
"I toldja ta go before the raid!" Buford scoffed.
"That is not what I meant!" Baljeet defended before he looked bashful. "But now that you mention it..."
"Alright, lock it up!" Candace glared. "We've got Rebels to bust!"
The three of them were about to join the fight, but were soon stopped.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" The Commanding Officer glared. "Where do you think you're going?"
"Uh, space battle over that way?" Candace replied like it was obvious.
"Certainly not," The Commanding Officer replied. "You know your mission: to find socks for Lord Vader."
"Yes, sir." Candace groaned.
"You come with me then." The Commanding Officer soon told Bridget.
"Actually, sir; I'd like to go with these three." Bridget said.
"Are you sure?" The Commanding Officer asked. "You are a higher rank above them."
"It's fine, really." Bridget replied.
"Well, all right, see you later." The Commanding Officer said before he walked off.
"SOCKS?!" Candace complained as she stormed off to do her real job. "This is a total waste of my potential!"
"Not me. This is about where I peak." Buford replied as he followed after the others.
"Of course it is." Bridget said.