Meanwhile...
"Agents P and D, I need you to make sure this R2 unit goes to Obi-Wan Kenobi on Tatooine, but first, I need to record a video message." Princess Leia said to Patch and Perry as she got ready.
"Of course." Patch nodded.
Princess Leia looked set, but then looked at the two animals. "Be a dear and stand over by the bulkhead. You're kinda in my shot." she then said to them.
"Oh. Sorry." Patch said before he walked away with Perry.
"We're gonna die!" Mo panicked as she kept running around.
"Mo, please calm yourself." Princess Leia sighed.
"Can't help it!" Mo said to her.
Perry and Patch seemed to roll their eyes.
"Would one of you please calm her down?" Princess Leia asked the two agents.
"I'll do it." Patch said before going to calm Mo down.
"Noooo!" Mo cried out.
"Hey, hey, it's going to be okay!" Patch told Mo. "Once Princess Leia gets the word out to Obi Wan Kenobi, it'll all be okay."
"Whew..." Mo let out a sigh and then smiled. "That puts me at ease."
"I'm glad something does." Patch rolled his eyes slightly.
Meanwhile...
"So what color socks do you think he wants?" Buford asked Baljeet and Bridget.
"Uh, black?" Baljeet guessed.
"Well, everything he owns is black, so it seems a bit redundant." Bridget shrugged.
Candace then signaled for them to stop talking right now.
"What?" Buford asked before they saw Princess Leia loading a disc into R2-D2. "Oh, there's somebody doin' somethin' over there."
"Oh, yeah! It's busting time!" Candace beamed before running off eagerly. "Oh, Commander!~" she then called out.
"Candace..." Bridget sighed as she should have seen that coming.
"Huh, we are never gonna get those socks, are we?" Baljeet sighed.
"Hey, I found a pair of socks." Buford suddenly said.
"Where?" Baljeet asked.
"Right here!" Buford replied as he suddenly punched the smaller boy a couple of times.
"Buford!" Bridget scolded.
"What? He asked." Buford defended.
Bridget just sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Don't be a baby, you're wearin' armor!" Buford told Baljeet as he whined in pain.
"But it is plastic." Baljeet said sadly.
"Commander, Commander, there's a Rebel in a dress recording something into a droid!" Candace called as she came to her commanding officer.
"Ooh! By chance, was this droid distributing socks of any kind?" The Commanding Officer asked mockingly and sternly.
"Well... No." Candace said softly.
"Then it's none of your concern, is it?" The Commanding Officer huffed. "Back on sock detail!"
Candace groaned as she soon walked off in defeat.
"And she'll be coming back in 3, 2, 1." Bridget said.
"Me? I'm an argyle man." Buford said to Baljeet as they tried to pass the time as the girls were gone.
"Huh, I would not think that from looking at you." Baljeet replied.
Bridget and Candace soon came back and where they soon saw Princess Leia was missing as well as Mo and R2-D2.
"Hey, where'd they go?" Candace asked.
"Please tell me you two saw where they went." Bridget said to Buford and Baljeet.
"Of course we did." Buford replied.
"Okay, so where did they go?" Candace asked him.
"Danish Head ran off, but the droids are over there," Buford told the girls before his blaster accidentally went off. "Whoopsie!"
Patch and Perry soon jumped at the laser blasts as two robots, one being R2-D2 and the golden humanoid robot known as C-3PO began to go after Princess Leia and Mo to escape.
"Oh, no! I'm going to regret this." C-3PO said as he got out with the others to the escape pod.
"Oh, no!" Patch cried out as he got up with Perry to see that the escape pod was taking off without them. "Wait!"
"There's another one, hold your fire; there are no life forms, it must have short-circuited." An Imperial Empire worker said.
"Coffee?" The second asked after a quick yawn.
"Yeah, let's go get some SITH roast." The first worker replied.
"They got away!" Candace's voice said which made Patch and Perry hide before the Stormtroopers could see them. "We've got to follow them! C'mon, we'll take the other escape pod!"
"Um, Candace?" Bridget spoke up.
"What?" Candace asked.
"Socks, socks, socks, socks so-socks, socks, so-socks!~" Bridget reminded, singing in the tune of The Imperial March.
"Look, if we catch those two droids, we'll be promoted off of sock detail," Candace replied. "Let's drift!"
"Technically, we will not be drifting," Baljeet clarified. "More like violent ejection, plummeting through the atmosphere and crashing onto the planet's surface."
"C'mon, now's our chance." Patch told Perry.
"I don't think we need a reminder Baljeet of what happens when something enters a planet's orbit." Bridget said as they went into the space pod, not knowing Patch and Perry were following them inside.
Candace soon hit the button, causing the space pod to be launched to where the droids were sent to and where the two workers that were on coffee didn't notice it.
"Mm..." The first officer said to the second. "That's good coffee. Did you know this was decaf?"
"Huh, I could not tell." The second officer replied.
Meanwhile on the "Fully operational Death Star"...
"How do you like that, Norm?" Darthenschmirtz said to his companion: Norm-3PO. "My beautiful invention floating out here in space and do you think I get any credit for it?"
"Your invention, sir?" Norm-3PO replied.
"Well, yeah. I designed it to be a nutcracker. Here, l-l-look. Look at this," Darthenschmirtz defended as he used a model Death Star to crack a nut with a laser and ate it. "See? It works just fine, but the Empire took my idea and made it so big, it's completely impractical! A-A walnut would be totally obliterated!" he then explained in slight sadness.
"The universe is cruel and unjust." Norm-3PO replied.
"Well, when they see my new invention; they're going to be singing a different tune. All I need to do is get my hands on a little bit of Force to get it up and running," Darthenschmirtz smirked before wondering. "But where can I get some extra Force?"
"The force surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy-" Norm-3PO started.
"Yes, yes, I've seen the bumper sticker." Darthenschmirtz replied.
"Why did I agree to be an intern here?" Jackson glowered as the man walked into him.
"Because you feel sorry for me and hope to meet Vanessa?" Darthenschmirtz grinned innocently and hopefully.
"One out of two ain't bad," Jackson smirked. "I love me some Twi'Lek."
"Yeah, yeah anyway, we should be docking in that thing soon." Darthenschmirtz said.
Meanwhile on Tatooine as R2-D2 began to go in one direction while C3-PO wasn't following...
"No more adventures," C-3PO complained. "I'm not going that way."
R2-D2 beeped in response while rolling across the sand.
Meanwhile, an escape pod was trapped in a sand dune before Candace kicked it open.
"Ugh! Tatooine," Candace groaned at the sight. "Okay, my busting instincts are telling me that the droids went that way. Now, come on!" she then said as she pointed ahead and ran that way.
"Whatever you say, Candy." Bridget shrugged as she followed behind with Baljeet and Buford.
Patch and Perry soon got out of the escape pod next once Candace, Bridget, Buford, and Baljeet were out of sight.
"Alright, the coast is clear," Patch said as they began to make their way to the tracks of the droids. "Looks like the two droids split up."
Patch and Perry soon followed after the tracks of the R2-D2.
Meanwhile with Candace, Bridget, Baljeet, and Buford...
"So, Baljeet, why did you join the Empire?" Bridget asked.
"Actually, I joined the Empire by accident," Baljeet replied. "I was trying to sign up for a Physics Camp."
"Physics Camp? Yeah, you're better off," Buford replied. "Hey, Candace, why did you join the Empire?"
"Don't you remember anything from orientation?" Candace asked as she removed her helmet as she explained everything. "Rebels are cruel, heartless sub-humans who are messing up the galaxy! And I am all about law and order."
"And I joined to keep an eye on her," Bridget added as she glanced at Candace. "You need a strong female role model in your life. Would you like to tell these two more?"
"Of course I would," Candace replied as she broke out into song. "Ever since I was young, you know, I hated dissension, Among my peer group, it caused a whole lot of tension, When the other kids were slouching, I would stand at attention, And I've always looked so good in white~"
"That's pretty right." Bridget agreed.
"Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma, And I rock a mean helmet, If I see a rebellion, Then you know I'm gonna quell it~," Candace continued. "I'm a certified, full-blown, Armor-wearing zealot, And it feels so good to know I'm always right, You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy, In the Empire~"
"In the Empire~" Bridget, Buford, and Baljeet sang.
"You can be all that they want you to be, You get a 40(K) and your meals are free, In the Empire~" Candace sang.
"In the Empire~" Bridget, Buford, and Baljeet chorused.
"In the Empire~" Candace repeated.
"In the Empire~" Bridget, Buford, and Baljeet continued.
"I don't know but I've been told, The Rebels need to be controlled, We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks, But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks!, It's so not fair!~" Candace sang before she stopped suddenly to rant. "I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times. She held it backwards and upside-down, but no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?" She then went back to singing. "If they would just open their eyes, they'd see that I've got everything it takes, I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!~"
"Ya feelin' better?" Buford asked.
"Yeah. Thanks," Candace replied as she went back to singing. "You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy, In the Empire~"
"In the Empire~" Bridget, Baljeet, and Buford sang.
"You can be all that they want you to be, You can march to the beat of conformity, In the Empire~" Candace sang.
"In the Empire~" Bridget, Baljeet, and Buford added.
"In the Empire~" Candace sang as they kept going back and forth for a while until the song ended.
"Look, sir, droids!" A Stormtrooper called out as he and some others were with the Commanding Officer.
"No, this is a bathtub stopper," The Commanding Officer scoffed before he saw Candace, Bridget, Buford, and Baljeet. "TK-90210, what are you doing out here?" he then demanded.
"Well, we followed some droids that were ejected from the-" Candace tried to explain.
"Hup-bup-bup-bup-bup!" The Commanding Officer interrupted firmly. "The droids and the missing Death Star plans are none of your concern."
"Death Star plans?" Bridget and Candace asked.
"Never you mind! You go to Mos Eisley!" The Commanding Officer replied. "I'm sure you can find some socks for Lord Vader there."
"Yes, sir." Candace sulked in disappointment as she walked off, dejected.
"I'm sorry, Candy." Bridget said softly as she walked beside her as they left.
"Look, sir, a magic flute!" Another Stormtrooper said as he brought out a stick.
"No, that's a stick!" The Commanding Officer face-palmed.
"WAAAIT!" Patch's voice cried out, interrupting the story bashfully. "I need a tree break."
"Now?" Cherry complained.
"Yes, now, unless you want me to have an accident on the rug." Patch smirked.
"Augh! Go, go, go!" Cherry told him.
Patch then dashed off to go outside to take a quick break.
"Of all times for a bathroom break." Thor groaned.
"You're a Star Wars fan, huh?" Cherry smirked at Thor.
"Yep!" Thor beamed. "And proud of it!"
"Well, you sure have started the story out great." Mo smiled.
"Why, thank you." Thor smiled back.