Total Drama Island by forgotmyroidsbackatthegym
Chapter 2: Not So Happy Campers Part 2
Recap
Last time on Total Drama Island, 22 campers signed up to spend eight weeks at this crummy old summer camp.
All 22 campers are shown at the campfire, followed by Jo and Eva arguing in the cabins.
Chris: They then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.
Heather is shown, glaring at the other campers, followed by Chef smashing her "food" with a mallet. Lightning is then shown in the confessional.
Confessional
Lightning: Pft! It can't be that bad. Sha-Lightning is up for any challenge!
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the thousand foot cliff with the campers lined up.
Gwen: I did NOT sign up for this.
Intro Plays
All the campers are at the top of the one thousand foot cliff.
Heather: This is ridiculous! You can't make us do this.
Chris: Um, yes I can. It's in your contracts. *laughs*
Heather rolls her eyes.
Chris: Anyways, for your first challenge you must jump off this one thousand foot cliff into shark infested waters. Down below, there will be a safe point that is not inhabited by sharks. Then, a boat will come and bring you to the shore. The team who has the most jumpers will get an advantage in the next challenge. Are you guys excited?
Mike: Did he just say.. sh-sharks?
Jo: Yup. I'm ready to go!
Chris: Hold on a minute. The Screaming Gophers will be going first.
Brick: Alrighty, everyone. Who wants to go first?
The group looks at each other.
Brick: Ok, I guess I'm up!
Brick jumps with ease, landing in the shark-free zone. He gives a thumbs up to his team, who cheers.
Confessional
Jo: That Brick guy is starting to annoy me. He thinks he is so much better than everyone else, just because he's a cadet. I've gotta find his weakness.
End of Confessional
The next person to jump is Gwen, who screams on her way down, but land in the safe zone. She is followed by Shawn and Noah. Heather is up next, but is hesitant.
Heather: I'm not doing this. I might get my hair wet.
Sugar: That is the dumbest excuse I ever heard!
Heather: I'm sorry that my hair looks good.
Anne Maria: Yeah, I'm not doing it either. My pouf is too valuable.
Sugar: You guys are jumping', even if I have to push you in!
Heather: Do it then.
Sugar runs up to Heather and pushes her into the shark infested lake. Heather screams on her way down.
Sugar: Well, that was satisfyin'! *giggles* Now it's your turn.
Anne Maria backs away slowly. Sugar tackles Anne Maria as she is running away. She then carries her to the edge of the cliff and throws her in too.
Sugar: Have a nice landing! *giggles* Now I hope I can too!
Sugar jumps and lands in the safe zone.
Confessional
Anne Maria: That girl-
End of Confessional
Confessional
Heather: Is going to pay. Mark my words.
End of Confessional
The next person to jump is Justin, who swan dives into the lake. There is one problem though.
Brick, Gwen, Shawn, Noah, Heather, Anne Maria, and Sugar in unison: SHARK!
Justin looks around and, as his team members said, he is surrounded by sharks. But the sharks offer Justin a ride to the shore, with Justin beaming his pearly white teeth. Heather, Anne Maria and Sugar swoon over the beautiful boy as he gets to the shore.
Cameron does not jump.
Cameron: Sorry guys!
Confessional
Cameron: I've never been out of my bubble for this long, so I was very shocked when Chris announced we had to jump off a thousand foot lake. I would probably go into shock if I jumped!
End of Confessional
Heather: Ugh! What a wimp.
Gwen: Wimp? You had to have Sugar push you!
Heather: I jumped, didn't I?
Heather glares at Sugar.
Heather: She is so going down.
The next camper to jump is Ella, who is assisted by her flying friends, the birds. She sings a song on her way down.
Sugar: Shut up already!
Confessional
Ella: Sometimes I think Sugar doesn't like me. Maybe I shouldn't sing my songs so much. But who doesn't love a song?
End of Confessional
The final camper on the Screaming Gophers is Dakota.
Dakota: Phew. Good thing Sugar isn't here to throw me in. Chris, I'm not doing it. It will ruin my hair, and the paparazzi will be here soon, so..
Chris: Alright, nine jumpers and two chickens. Bass, you're up.
Confessional
Jo: Wow, that team is unstable. This should be easy.
End of Confessional
Jo: I call first jump!
Jo cannonballs into the lake without a word from her team.
Lightning: I'm next. This is sha-easy!
Lightning jumps, but lands on his kiwis, causing his teammates to cringe at the sight of it.
Mike: Ouch.
Duncan: I guess I'll go next.
Duncan jumps, and is completely silent while freefalling. He is followed by Eva.
Eva: Look out below!
Tyler jumps next, but lands on the buoy, causing another reaction from the Killer Bass.
Mike jumps next, screaming for his life as he goes down. He is followed by Izzy, who screams crazily diving as well.
Max doesn't jump.
Max: Sorry, peasants. I'm not jumping.
The rest of his team groans.
Lightning: What a sha-loser!
Max: You will rue the day you ever said that!
Scarlett jumps in next.
Confessional
Scarlett: Ugh, that Max is almost unbearable. But.. he could be useful for now.
End Of Confessional
Leonard then jumps in, as he tries to cast a spell.
Leonard: Outstanding, demanding, make me have a soft landing!
He lands in the safe zone.
Leonard: Wonderful! My spell worked!
Zoey is the last camper. She is reluctant to jump.
Mike: You can do it, Zoey!
Zoey: Thanks, Mike!
Zoey jumps and lands in the safe zone.
Chris: The Killer Bass win the first challenge, with only one chicken!
The Killer Bass cheer, while the Screaming Gophers groan. The rest of the group looks at Cameron and Dakota.
Cameron: Uh oh.
Chris: Now, onto the next challenge: building a hot tub! Since the Killer Bass won the first challenge, they get carts to carry their crates. The Gophers will have to push their crates. The best hot tub wins. GO!
The Bass happily put their crates on the carts.
Confessional
Zoey: That was really sweet of Mike to help me jump like that. I owe him one!
End of Confessional
As the Gophers are pushing their crates through the sand, Heather and Anne Maria are discussing strategy.
Heather: If we lose, Sugar is so off this island.
Anne Maria: Agreed. But we have to at least try to win this challenge.
Heather: Don't worry. I have a plan.
Confessional
Heather: Sabotage! I "accidentally" throw a hammer at the Bass' hot tub, knocking it down. By the time they put it back together, time will be up and we'll have a better hot tub! It's perfect.
End of Confessional
The Bass arrive to the camp first and start building their hot tub.
Jo: Alright, guys. We have a good chance of winning, let's not mess it up.
The group agrees.
As the Bass are building their hot tub, the Gophers finally arrive.
Heather: Ugh, they're way ahead! We've got to hurry guys, hurry!
Brick: 10-4 soldiers. Let's get moving.
As the rest of the team is building, Heather is looking for an item that can destroy the other team's hot tub.
Heather: Ah hah!
She sees it. A hammer. She picks it up and waits for the right moment.
The Bass are almost done. The Gophers are catching up.
Jo: Yes! It's almost finished! C'mon guys, hustle!
Leonard: Nest, chest, make our hot tub the best!
Brick: You got this guys, we're almost done! We can beat them if we focus!
Heather: (Whispering) Or sabotage.
Heather throws the hammer at the Bass' hot tub.
Heather: Oops!
The hot tub breaks apart, water flowing everywhere.
The Killer Bass gasp.
Jo: Who did this?!
She looks at Leonard. It was you wasn't it? With your little spells, huh?
Leonard: Time reversal spell!
Jo: I'll put you in a trance alright, with my fists!
Leonard: Ah, nuts.
Leonard gulps, and then runs away. Jo is chasing after him, screaming.
Heather grins deviously.
Confessional
Heather: That was way too easy. It almost wasn't fun. Almost. Bye bye, wizard!
End of Confessional
Chris: Well. I think it's pretty clear who won. The Screaming Gophers! And as your reward, you get to use this hot tub for the rest of the summer! As for the Killer Bass, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony later today.
The Screaming Gophers cheer. The Killer Bass glare at Leonard and Max.
Duncan: Well, we know who we'll be voting for tonight.
Max: I'm not a mind reader.
Jo: Ugh! This team is useless!
Jo storms away.
Confessional
Jo: As usual, I will have to be the one who takes charge. That wizard is going DOWN.
End of Confessional
Confessional
Anne Maria: I'm pretty sure it wasn't the wizard that caused the hot tub to go down. But I ain't complaining, OUR hot tub rocks!
End of Confessional
At the elimination ceremony, Chris explains the rules again.
Chris: At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat to enjoy. At Camp Wawanakwa, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. There are 10 marshmallows on this plate. If I call your name, please come up and get a marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the boat of losers, and cannot come back. EVER. The first marshmallow goes to Mike. Tyler.
Tyler: Woo-hoo! Place at the table!
Izzy. Scarlett. Duncan. Zoey.
Zoey grabs her marshmallow and sits next to Mike. Mike smiles at her and she blushes.
Eva. Lightning. Jo.
Lightning: Sha-yeahhh!
Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. And the final marshmallow goes to.. (Dramatic pause)
Leonard: Wobbly woo, wobbly wee, don't pick me!
Max looks confident that he won't get picked.
Chris: Max.
Max, grinning, picks up his marshmallow.
Jo: See ya, wizard.
Leonard walks to the Dock of Shame, trying to cast a time reversal spell.
Confessional
Jo: Now all we need to do is get rid of the "evil" guy, Max or whatever his dumb name is. We will not be here again next week. Mark my words.
End of Confessional
Confessional
Gwen: Yeah, this camp still sucks. But, now that I'm here, I might as well try to win.
End of Confessional
Confessional
Heather: I am so running this game.
End of Confessional
As the Gophers are partying in their hot tubs, Lightning, Tyler and Jo walk by. Jo walks up the camera.
Jo: Are you recording this? Good, because I want to let you know that those Gophers can enjoy their little party. But I am winning this game, and no one is gonna stop me.
Lightning: Yo dude, what are you doing?
Jo: I AM NOT A DU-
End of Chapter