A/N: Just in time for GoChi day! Enjoy enjoy enjoy!

Jungle Boy

A Tarzan AU

Chapter 4: Take My Hand

Chi-Chi's eyes widened at the sight of Bardock offering her one of the sweet mangoes that he had scavenged. When she took it, he gave her a simple nod of the head and nothing else before turning his back on her. She had to look around to see if anyone else was eating them. Some of the ape mothers were, as well as their babies. Whew. It wasn't poisoned. She couldn't help but smile when the first bite had delighted her senses.

"Chi-Chi!"

With her mouth full of mango, Chi-Chi replied with a muffled, "Hi Kakarot!" She couldn't see him, but could recognize that distinct voice so easily by now. When she looked over her shoulder, she was surprised to see him standing up with a hand assembled bouquet of wild flowers he must have picked himself. She swallowed her fruit and held her face. She could feel it getting warm. "Are those for me!?"

He was sticking the flowers straight out towards her and nodding his head. Chi-Chi jumped to her feet and giggled as she held them against her chest. She inhaled the bouquet's scent deeply, and released a satisfied sigh. Her nostrils were filled with a variety of beautiful scents. "Thank you, Kakarot!" she was trying to hide her flushed face behind the flowers. "I can't believe you did this!"

She really couldn't. She didn't think the monkey men knew anything about romancing.

Kakarot began pacing back and forth, trying to remember exactly what his mom had taught him. He was suppose to do something after giving her the flowers, but what!? He began scratching his head like crazy as if he were trying to find bugs. The infants had ate them all that morning. What was it, what was it, what was it...

"Are you o-" his arms had suddenly wrapped around her waist tightly as he pulled her in close. The flowers were squashed between their chests and Chi-Chi's eyebrows had almost risen to her hairline. "-kay?"

Kakarot removed one hand to toss the flowers to the ground and then put some distance between them. He held onto both of her clammy hands. "Chi-Chi. Stay with Kakarot."

"Oh Kakarot," Chi-Chi frowned deeply and had to look away from his large, pleading eyes. How'd she know this was what he was going to ask? Most of her wanted to, but that small part that didn't couldn't be ignored. "I can't... my dad, Fire Mountain. I can't just give up everything." She was hoping that he was understanding her.

He was. He didn't let go of her hands even though he felt a strange hurting feeling inside his chest like something was breaking. They had just started to crack through the surface of themselves but he had never known anyone to make him this happy before. It had to mean something. Even if they didn't end up like his parents, he didn't want to lose her as a friend.

She was waiting for a response. He let go of her hands and held up his palm to let her know he needed a few minutes. He left her standing there with the dirtied bouquet as he hobbled his way to the cave, back in his ape stance. His mother was peeking her head through the cave. She was watching them the entire time. She clapped her hands as he entered.

"What did she say!?" Gine's eyes were crinkled from her large smile but they quickly switched to being full of concern when her son had his head hung "Kakarot? What happened?"

Bardock was eyeing them from the opposite corner as he was removing the skin from the panther Chi-Chi thought she killed last night. He was discreetly cutting an outfit for Chi-Chi to wear.

"She wants to go home."

"Oh," Gine couldn't hide her disappointment. She really thought the flowers would do the trick. "I'm so sorry K-"

"I'm going with her."

"WHAT!?" His parents shouted in unison. Bardock had joined Gine's side instantly. They both had a sudden change in their previous demeanor. His mother's eyes were widened more than what they usually were and her hands had completely dropped to her sides. Bardock's lips had curled back to reveal his fangs as he threw his large hands up in the air.

"Did you hit your head when gathering those flowers!?" Bardock reached his upward hand over to smack the side of Kakarot's aforementioned body part. "You've said a lot of bullshit but this tops them all!"

Kakarot rubbed his sore spot and pouted like he was four years old all over again. "I can't force her to stay!" the teen moved his hand to stroke the nape of his neck. "All my life I thought this was all that was out there. This world is so much bigger than the troop, than the jungle. There's so many different foods I want to eat! Different people just as nice as Chi-Chi! I want to see more. Is that so bad?"

When his parents didn't answer, Kakarot sighed and stepped in between his parents. He placed a loving hand on both of their shoulders and continued. He glanced at his father first. "Dad, I know you're worried about that Frieza guy. I'll be smart. There's no way I'd ever let you guys get hurt," he looked at Gine. "Mom, you're the one that told me these feelings are special. I don't want them to go away."

Bardock's jaw was clenched but he didn't remove his son's hand. Kakarot was the least temperamental of the Saiyans, even less than Gine. Losing control wouldn't be something hard for him. But this was his son, dammit. He wouldn't be able to protect him anymore. He cleared his throat. For once he didn't want to be the one to make a serious decision. "Gine?"

His mate's lips were quivering. She had moved her watery eyes away from an ant on the ground to her son's face and forced a small, sad smile. "I just want you to be happy, Kakarot. That's all I ever wanted. Whatever you want to do, you'll always be in my heart."

Kakarot wrapped his muscular arms around both of their necks and pulled them into a group hug. "I'll be back one day. I promise. Let me go tell Chi-Chi."

He left his parents alone in their home as he made his way back to the female he had left alone. She was blinking those long eyelashes and glancing sideways at him. He took her hands like he did earlier. "Kakarot stays with Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi's home."

She lifted her chin as her smile had grown slowly. She would have a lot of explaining to do on Fire Mountain, but Kakarot was worth it. Her lips parted. "Yes. Kakarot can go home with Chi-Chi."

Kakarot was hugging each member of the ape troop goodbye and received a respectful nod from Zaire. Chi-Chi was waiting for him at the end of the aisle everyone had created. He had finally reached his family. He gave his older brother a hug, who immediately raised his hands up high and turned crimson.

"Kakarot!" he spoke through clenched teeth. "Stop that!"

The younger brother laughed as he let him go. He struck out his hand for a handshake instead, which Raditz did accept. "Promise me you won't cry, alright? I'll be back as soon as I can."

"Shut up," Raditz placed his hand on top of the shorter Saiyan and shook his head roughly. "You just stay alive, little brother. For Mom's sake."

Kakarot gave Raditz a thumb up before moving onto Vegeta. The prince had his arms crossed over his chest and stuck his nose up in the air. "Aw, c'mon, Vegeta! I thought you of all people would've enjoyed a hug."

"You're an idiot!" Vegeta spat down at his bare feet but had uncrossed his arms. He smirked when he spoke again. "It's too bad any spawns you'll bring back will have that ugly face of yours."

The one who was considered a clown in the prince's eyes waved him off, still unsure of what he was talking about. He stopped in front of his mother who was crying so hard that mucus was running down her nose. Kakarot let her wipe it on his shoulder as he embraced her tightly. "Don't be so sad, Mom! I told you I'll be back soon!" he patted her back. "I promise! You know I don't break those!"

He really didn't. Gine pulled herself back and sniffed. "I know, honey. It's just... I'm going to miss you so much." She remembered perfectly clearly the day she pulled her little baby out of the pod and the way he smiled when they touched.

"I know. It must be hard losing your favorite son."

"HEY!"

Kakarot stuck his tongue out at the angry Raditz, but at least it made his mom smile. He rubbed her cheek with his thumb before coming to the last person. His dad's shoulders were pressed back and his chest was up, his pride refusing to let him embarrass himself in front of the others by showing any other emotion. He shook Kakarot's hand firmly.

"Good luck, son. Be cautious no matter what."

Kakarot waggled his eyebrows. Before Bardock could do anything about it, the handshake had been turned into an embrace. Bardock momentarily squeezed him back before pushing away. He ran a hand through his hair and gestured towards the human who had been patient. "Get out of here. She's waiting for you."

She sure was. Chi-Chi was holding onto the straps of her backpack tightly and bounced on the tip of her toes as Kakarot picked her up bridal shower. Over his wide shoulder she waved to them all and hoped that they knew how grateful she was for their hospitality. "Thank you all so much! I'll never forget you!"

Bardock, Gine, and Raditz stood together as they watched their son disappear through the vines of the trees. Raditz glanced at his father who just released a sigh. "You sure we should let him go?"

Bardock shrugged his shoulders. He trusted Kakarot more than anyone, even himself. "He's already gone."

Chi-Chi couldn't help but notice that had gone a different direction than the way she had entered. They were coming up on the backside of Gohan's house instead of the front, but she wasn't complaining. She was just happy they had made it. Once Goku had landed on his feet, the princess jumped out of his arms. She was brushing herself off and ready to explain her game plain when a scream had interrupted them.

"AH!" the old man was on his bottom. The firewood he was carrying was scattered all around him. "IT'S THE MONKEY MAN! RUN CHI-CHI!"

Kakarot was scratching his head while Chi-Chi walked slowly up to him. She raised her hands in front of her and talked to him like he belonged in the insane asylum. "Shh, shh. It's okay, Gohan. I'm fine. Really," she smiled and gestured up and down. There wasn't a scratch on her body. She was just really, really dirty and could use a much needed hot shower. "He's harmless."

Gohan searched her up and down from his spot on the ground. His eyes pingponged between her and the monkey man. "Are-are you sure? I-I thought he kidnapped you! I saw the jaguar but not you!"

Chi-Chi sweatdropped. He sort of did kidnap her, but Gohan didn't need to know that. She wasn't even sure if Kakarot knew that he did that, either. "He saved my life, actually. The jaguar was going to kill me if he didn't step in in time. He was taking care of me while I was away..." Chi-Chi looked over her shoulder adoringly at the man who was scratching under his armpit now. "He wants to be like us. He offered to come home with me."

Gohan blinked. The old man was having a hard time believing that the beast he would hear screaming out in the jungle in the night was willing to be a human now. "Oh, Chi-Chi... Are you sure that's what he wants? He doesn't speak the same language.."

"He can't speak it but he understands me and I understand him," Chi-Chi urged. "I just wanted a place to rest for the night before heading home. I wouldn't have brought him here if he were trouble. Please believe me." She offered him her hands to get him back on his feet. When he was, he licked his lips nervously a couple times before sighing loudly.

"O-Okay, Chi-Chi..." he hadn't known the princess very long, but knew she had a good heart from the start. He was going to say more but there was a loud grumbling sound coming from the monkey man. He was rubbing his stomach with a pained expression. "Uh, haha, if you guys are hungry I have some dinner leftover on the table still... Does he-does he like chicken and rice?"

Chi-Chi shrugged. He absolutely loved the rice that she had packed in her backpack, but wasn't too sure about chicken. She looked over her shoulder at him again to see him sniffing the scent of the poultry escaping through Gohan's open window. He started cheering loudly and followed the scent, and even crawled through the window to find it.

"Well," Chi-Chi laughed. "I guess he does!"

The humans had joined Kakarot in Gohan's kitchen after coming through the front door. Chi-Chi realized she was going to have to teach him how to go through doors among many other things. While she respectfully picked up her food with chopsticks, Kakarot was wolfing down the food by the plateful. Each time he licked up a plate, he piled on more and more from the main bowl until there was nothing left. He hadn't even sat down in the chair. He burped loudly and fell backwards onto the floor while rubbing his now full belly.

"That boy can eat!" Gohan's eyes were wide. "A bowl that big lasts me at least four days, two meals per each day!"

"Yeah," Chi-Chi spoke once she swallowed. She had barely started her dinner. "That's Kakarot alright. He's lucky I know how to cook."

"Oh?" Gohan sat straight up in his chair as he drank some water from his glass. Kakarot was snoring, deep in his food coma. "Are you planning on bringing him to the castle with you?"

Chi-Chi nodded, knowing her face was growing pink due to the warmth she was feeling. "Mmhm. Call me crazy but I think... I think I might love him!"

Gohan spit up some of water and regretted taking a second sip. He wiped his chin with the long sleeve of his orange jacket. "Love? My, that's serious! I assume you told your father?"

"Uh...no. I was going to tell him once I got to Fire Mountain."

"Hm? You mean you didn't seem on your way here? He left here a little over a day ago."

Chi-Chi scrunched her eyebrows together. What was her father doing here? Was he looking for her? "I have no idea what you're talking... Kakarot and I came from a different way than what you showed me last time..."

Gohan sucked in air through his teeth and then followed it up with a gulp. "Oh dear...this isn't good..."

As if on cue, that all too familiar scent hit Chi-Chi's nose like a brick. Fire. Kakarot smelt it too. It was enough to bring him out of his coma. He jumped up to his feet and the three all exchanged glances. Gohan and Chi-Chi ran to the outside through the front door while Kakarot went through the window. They had joined up to look on in horror as a fire had broke out deep into the jungle.

"GO!"

Zaire looked over his shoulder one last time at Bardock who was gesturing wildly for him to keep moving. The Saiyan yet again was proving himself an ally by protecting the apes against predators, and the predators on two legs were the most dangerous ones. He knew they should have found somewhere new once that woman came around. He grunted loudly for the females and infants to continue following him to safer grounds.

All sorts of animals were going in the same direction as the apes as they escaped the wild fire beginning to grow. This wasn't an act of Mother Nature since there was no lightening. Someone had done this, and Bardock was leading the Saiyans to where he was sensing them. He wasn't worried about the flames, as they could extinguish them easily. All he could think about was Kakarot who had left a mere five hours ago. Was this something to do with him?

As the Saiyans came to the edge of their side of the river, the side always considered safe, they could see a group of men charging through the water towards them. By the looks of their weapons, it was clear they were the ones who started the fire. The leader was in the front, wearing a golden helmet with sharp horns. He was the largest human Bardock had ever seen.

Gine shook Bardock's shoulder harshly. "That's Chi-Chi's father! He was in that picture she had, I'm sure of it!"

"Shit..." Of course it was the girl's father. The kids must have missed him.

"Want me to kill them?" Vegeta snorted as he gestured towards the one whose leg was being chomped on by the alligator he didn't kill the other night. "Not like it'll take much."

"No!" Bardock warned him and held a hand up. Fasha and Tora seemed to have the same idea until they lowered their palms. "Just wait. I'll try to get them to understand..."

Ox King had paused in the middle of the river as the scared faced monkey man met him halfway. The others were standing in a straight line behind him, just as ready to attack as his men were. "My daughter!" Ox's eyes narrowed from behind the helmet that covered his eyes. "Where is she?"

The monkey man began grunting and gesturing towards the tree tops behind Ox. What was he trying to say, that she was stuck up there? His massive hands held on tightly to his sharp sword despite having fists. "Bring her to me!"

The scarred leader made a noise that sounded like a clearing of his throat as he tried again. "Chi-Chi. Home. Kakarot."

The king of Fire Mountain clenched his teeth together tightly as he took a step forward. He pointed the tip of sword as the male's throat. "You said her name so you've met her! I'll ask you one more time before I move this another inch. Where. Is. My. Daughter!" Something about the lack of fear in the scarred one's eyes made Ox uneasy, but he wasn't about to show it. Not in front of his men.

The leader of the monkey people raised his right fist towards his ear and forcefully knocked Ox out of the way. His men began firing their weapons, unaware of what the leader had just done. Ox's eyes were wide as he watched the leader snap the neck of the alligator that was about to take a bite out of him. The sounds of the bullets firing were louder than the splash of the carcass that landed beside the fallen king.

The monkey man had just saved his life.

"H-HOLD YOUR FIRE!" Ox called out, hoping that none of their people were hurt.

Luckily for the Saiyans, nobody but them noticed Vegeta had blasted a hole through one of the humans. Bardock snarled at him after Ox had shouted something that made the guns stop. "YOU HOTHEADED LITTLE SHIT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes and kicked the body away from him. "They were trying to kill us, weren't they? Wasn't that the intent of those pathetic little pea shooters?"

Bardock ran a hand down his face. The prince knew the humans stood no chance against them and fire a ki blast anyway. They were literally in hot water with blood on their hands and a possible signal to Frieza. He looked at him darkly as Ox was rising to his feet. "You're going to pay for that."

"Ooh I'm so scared."

The father flashed his fangs but felt a wet hand on his shoulder before he could do anything. He whipped around to find Ox bowing to him, causing a gasp from the rest of the human army. Bardock raised his eyebrows. Chi-Chi's father was about to say something to him, but the sound of another rough splash hitting the river captured their attention.

"DAD!" Kakarot shouted as he ran towards his father. Chi-Chi was helping hers to his feet as Kakarot checked Bardock out for any injuries. "Are you okay!? Mom!? Is Zaire okay!? The babies-"

"We're fine, Kakarot," Bardock closed his son's lips with his thumb and index finger and pushed him forward gently. "The girl's old man almost became alligator bait but I took care of it. Vegeta's dumb ass killed one of his men."

Kakarot gaped at the prince who just spat into the water. He shook his head when he brought his focus back to his father. He hated the sight of it all. The bloody splotch in the river, the weapons, the fire, the tired look on his dad's face. It was hard to believe that humans, ones like Chi-Chi, had caused this. "I'm sorry Dad... this is all my fault..."

"Yes, yes it is," Bardock agreed but then added on when Gine hissed at him. "But it's fine, Kakarot. You found one of the good ones."

The son looked behind him at Chi-Chi who was arguing with her father. He had, but at what cost?

"Oh Daddy how could you!?" Chi-Chi was in tears. She wiped them away furiously. "They are good people who live peacefully!"

"I didn't know, honey!" Ox frowned. He hated when his daughter was upset with him. "But...now I do. The older one saved my life."

The princess sniffed and glanced at Bardock was talking to Kakarot. "Yeah," she smiled through her tears. "They tend to do that. I was actually going to bring Kakarot to Fire Mountain and introduce him to you. You guys would get along great."

Ox King exhaled deeply as he took his daughter by her thin shoulders. He always told her the truth, even if it hurt. "I can tell you are very fond of this Kakarot person, Chi-Chi. But after everything, they'll find it hard to accept him. I don't want that life for either of you. He needs to stay here to keep his people safe. I hope you understand that."

Chi-Chi's tears continued to flow down her dirty face. She looked around her at the fire that surrounded the river. One small assumption had destroyed part of the jungle and threatened their home. She was torn between accepting her father's truthful words and another idea. One that Kakarot had proposed to her many times. Her voice came out quiet. "What if I stay here with them?"

"What was that, honey?"

Chi-Chi took in a deep breath. She knew somewhere deep down that her father would understand what she about to say since there was a time he felt what she did. "Daddy...I feel like love is when you just feel comfortable with someone and free to be who you are. I didn't have to pretend to be anything but me the whole time I spent with Kakarot. I didn't have to be perfect or clean or proper or anything. He introduced me to beauty beyond my dreams and... and I don't know! I don't want to give up this feeling that he gives me."

Ox wasn't sure if his heart was breaking because he knew what his daughter wanted, or because was on the verge of discovering true love. She had just described everything that her mother had given him. He used his large arms to gather her tightly into a hug, her entire body disappearing into him. "Whatever makes you happy, Chi-Chi. You'll always be in my heart."

5 Years Later...

Kakarot traced the outline of his mate's lips with a sly smile plastered on his face. They were hiding under the cover of the warm blanket that Ox King had given them the other day. Her eyes were doing their best not to flutter open, but she still couldn't fight that smile back. Kakarot kissed her teeth that were exposed and then pressed his nose against hers.

"Daddy! Mommy! Wake up! I wanna go swinging!"

Hiding from their son, Kakarot pretended to snore with his eyes wide open. Gohan, whose namesake came from the kind old man that allowed his house to be the meeting grounds for Ox and the couple, was jumping up and down on their bodies. The child was so excited about vine swinging after being introduced to it by his grandpa Bardock the other day that he just couldn't get enough of it, much to the parents' dismay. As much as they adored their son, they hadn't gotten much alone time lately.

Chi-Chi's warm breath touched his nose as she spoke in a whispered voice. "I just had a great idea... Vegeta still owes us big after he killed that soldier. I'm going to go ask him."

"Mm," Kakarot grinned lazily at her and kissed her forehead. "Sounds good." He held up a finger and silently counted down from five before they shot up from the blanket, scaring Gohan who had become delighted. Before the boy could run away, his parents snatched him up and began kissing his face all over. He giggled and did his best to nuzzle them simultaneously.

"I'm going to ask your Uncle Vegeta if he can take you, okay?" Chi-Chi rubbed his thick black hair lovingly while Kakarot chuckled. Vegeta absolutely hated being called an uncle. "Your daddy and I are, uh, have adult errands to do."

Gohan shrugged his shoulders but still kept his sweet smile. "Okay, Mommy! I like Uncle Vegeta!"

Chi-Chi left her family behind to wrestle as she left the cave. She gave Raditz a gentle slap on the back as she walked by him. He was looking through a basket of goods he had gathered. "Find anything interesting this time?"

"Yeah," Raditz blinked as pinched a circular object that had green in the middle. It had orange circles and a red triangle that was beeping. "I don't know what the hell it is though. Any guesses?"

The human shook her head. "Looks kinda like a compass. Where'd you find it?"

"Some camp. I think it was abandoned though." Raditz began tapping the object and searching it all over. Chi-Chi shrugged her shoulders and left him to it. She waved at Gine who was farther off chopping up some mystery meat she'd definitely not be engaging in. She continued her journey until she found who she had been looking for. He was sprawled out on the river rock like he was the first time she had found him.

"Ohhh, Vegeta! I've got a demand for you!" she sang out to him as his forehead vein pulsated.

"What the hell could that harpy woman possibly want..."

Chi-Chi crossed her arms over her chest. "You realize I've been speaking your language for years now, right?"

"I know," he snarled and sat up to glare at her. "And I don't take demands from creatures like you."

Bardock's voice was coming from the other side of the rock. He was walking up to them with a big basket of fish he had just caught. "It's the last thing you need to do and you'll be free, prince."

Vegeta muttered profanity under his breath. "Fine. If it'll be the last damn thing," he motioned with a finger roll for Chi-Chi to continue. "Spit it out, woman! I haven't got all day!"

"Take Gohan vine swinging."

"WHAT!?" Vegeta's neck was strained. That little spawn had to be the most annoying thing he had ever met. All he did was cry or laugh, there was no happy medium. "No. Get Raditz to do it."

Chi-Chi breathed upward so her bangs flew up briefly. She placed a hand on her nearly exposed hip. She had been wearing a variety of skins like Gine did and ditched her "people" clothes years ago. "Gohan specifically asked for you. Come on. Just this one little thing and you're done. You don't even have to do it with him. Just keep an eye on him."

After a good ten minutes of debating himself in his mind, a flustered Vegeta threw his hands up in the air and stomped towards the cave.

"Slow down you little bastard!" Vegeta grunted as tried to keep up with the kid. There should be no reason the little spawn should swing faster than he could. The prince blamed it on the lack of protein he'd been able to consume that morning. There was no other possible explanation. "I said slow down, half breed!"

"Haha, haha! You can't catch me, you can't catch me!" Gohan looked over his shoulder and slapped his own little butt with one hand while using the other to hold onto the vine. "You're such a slowpoke, Uncle Vegeta! My grandpa could keep up and he's older than you!"

Vegeta growled. "Ah that's it! Come here!"

Gohan giggled as soon as the prince started speeding up. He was grabbing and slinging those vines like a madman trying to catch the child. The son of Kakarot was about to tease his uncle again but missed the next vine. He screamed as he fell down towards the ground. Vegeta froze until he heard the sound of him landing harshly followed by the ear piercing scream.

"Shit.."

He was about to jump down from the tree top to retrieve him, but he paused when a blue haired woman had got to Gohan first. She took out a notebook and began drawing a picture of him instead of trying to get him to stop crying. He wasn't sure why, but there was something about her ignoring the little bastard's pleas for her own benefit that intrigued him.

Gohan was running as fast as his little legs could carry him. He needed to get to his parents before Vegeta could. The little boy was out of breath by the time he had seen them. They were laying down on the grass. His mommy was laughing about something his daddy whispered into her ear.

"Mommy! Daddy! I have something to tell you!"

The mates sat up as soon as they heard his voice. Chi-Chi opened her arms wide for him to fall into. She gasped in horror at the enormous bump on his forehead. "Errrr I'm going to kill Vegeta!" she scowled and looked behind her son. "Where is he!? Did he leave you all alone!?"

"No!" Gohan panted. "He-He stole a lady!"

"What?" Kakarot scrunched his eyebrows together. "What lady?"

Before Gohan could reveal to them what his uncle had done, their answer was dropped down from the trees. She was releasing screams that were even louder than Gohan could manage and her hands and legs were bound with the green vines. Vegeta had soon landed beside her and held his hands to his ears while looking at the sweating Kakarot.

"What the hell, Kakarot! Why is this one screaming!? Your woman came in nice and quiet!"

A/N: Lmfao! This could lead into a potentional Vegebul Tarzan AU but I am pretty sure that's been done way better than what I can do. I have a feeling Vegeta would end up doing the opposite and live with Bulma in her own "world" :)

Happy GoChi day everyone! :) Hope you read many wonderful stories and saw lots of beautiful fanart. Thanks for stopping by to read this one! And no, I won't delete it this time xD