Inuyasha had expected many things when he returned home. He could already picture the form of her lifeless body shredded and bleeding all over the destroyed living room. But what he found when he arrived was something so far out of his imagination that he was pretty sure he was hallucinating.
"Come back here you good for nothing dust mop! I'm not done with you yet!"
His long time sweet and innocent friend running around chasing his sopping wet half brother was not one of them.
"Behave yourself bitch!" He listened to his brother growl at the woman chasing him.
"So... Should I just turn around and lock the door on my way out?" He asked the half crazed woman in a daze. He had to be hallucinating... There was no way his best friend had been attempting to give his brother a bath.
"Yasha!... Catch this damn fur ball! .. I haven't had a chance to put conditioner on him yet."
"The bitch is insane halfbreed! Make her stop this instant."
" Why exactly are you washing the dog Kagome?"
She looked at him a little sheepishly.
"He got pee on him." Sesshoumaru growled and Inuyasha seemed to almost faint.
"H..how?"
Kagome huffed.
"He peed... I might have rubbed his nose in it... and it kinda got out of hand... and then he needed a bath...Though come to think of it.. he didn't freak out til I got in with him..."
He then noticed the towel wrapped around her body and her wet hair.
"He.. uh... didnt let me finish before he tore out the bathroom ... "
"Put some damn clothes on Kagome!"
"Why would you care?.. Your gay... I could walk around naked and it wouldn't faze you."
Oh how badly he wanted to tell her that yes he was... but it brother wasn't...