Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ST! September! ST! September is here! ...(cough) Anyway, now that we've gotten that over with, it's time for...THE MISADVENTURES OF PRINCESS DAISY to begin! And the way it starts off with the first episode, you'll probably be questioning yourself why I bothered to do it. But the later episodes (as I would prefer to call them to chapters) will explain why. Read and enjoy, ladies and gentlemen! And remember, word count boosting is your friend! (This has been a message from our friendly neighborhood idiot author)

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Episode One: Mornin'

Ahhhh! Sunny morning, cheerful music, and a pleasant breeze to go with the bright, sunny Sun...

"WAKE UP CALL!! WAKE UP, EVERYONE!!" Toadette chirped out with a high pitched squeal as she ran out of her room and knocked on every door, repeating the same words to ensure that everyone was up. "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!!"

Princess Daisy yawned loudly as she stretched her arms. She looked at her alarm clock - she had busted it immediately after she brought it, which was three months ago. She barely noticed that she lived in a pig pen, having a strange craving for the likes of pizza, bagels, and soda. Belching, Daisy stumbled out of the room, only to bump into Yoshi.

"Wah!?" Yoshi exclaimed as he slapped Daisy across the face, trying to get her up. "Daisy! You look awful! What happened?"

Daisy rubbed her eyes as she tried blinking, apparently seeing three copies of Yoshi. "Uhh, Yoshi, are you green all over your body, or are you just happy to see me?" She said with a giggle, belching a bit afterwards.

Yoshi's left eye twitched as he backed up a bit, trying to keep his distance as much as possible. "Err, Daisy, did you have too many cans of Coca-Cola again?" He placed his hands on his hips as he tapped his left foot. "Haven't I told you not to have too much caffeine?"

Before he could get an answer, Daisy pinned him to the ground for no apparent reason, knocking the green dinosaur unconscious. Daisy shook her head, regaining her senses as she looked down at the unconscious reptilian. "Uhh, Yoshi, you're all right? Yoshi?"

Toadette then ran up to Daisy, shouting to her cheerfully, "Daisy, my best friend forever! How are you, how are you doing?" She was completely oblivious to the fact that Yoshi was near her unconscious.

Daisy sweatdropped, rubbing the back of her head as she stated, "Oh, um, well..." She couldn't think up a topic to talk about. "Uhhhh..."

The two girls then heard a curse shouted out as they glanced to their left, to see that the offensive shouting came from Mario's room. The famed, red-capped Italian-American plumber was trying to unclog a toilet, but was having some trouble as several red snakes were attacking him, which were apparently flushed down the toilet by someone. Shrugging, Daisy and Toadette faced each other again.

"Hey Daisy, get this!" Toadette started as she cleared her throat and began, "Saturday while I was shopping at Waluigi's Shoe parlor, I just happened to spot the brightest set of red slippers ever! They had bunny ears on them, and..." As Toadette squealed with delight while explaining her trip on Saturday, Daisy groaned as she started thinking to herself.

I'm bored... and I haven't even heard anything from Funky yet! Daisy sighed as she close her eyes. What is he up to?

Meanwhile in Funky's room, which was shared with the game-obsessed Bowser Junior, Funky Kong was busy playing Super Smash Brothers on his Nintendo 64 system as Captain Falcon while Bowser Jr. was on the top bunk of the bunk bed, playing Metroid Fusion on his green-and-orange colored Nintendo DS. The two were unaware that Toadette called them earlier.

"...So that's how I got... THESE!" Toadette then twirled around and revealed her pink stripped sneakers, which were colored white all over the rest of the parts.

Daisy yawned loudly as she didn't care, which caused Toadette to burst into tears, noticing this.

"Oh, Daisy, don't you even acknowledge all that I went through to get these rare Tiberian sneakers!?" Toadette sobbed as she cried while running back to her room, slamming the door shut as Daisy scratched her right arm.

"Now what was I doing out here again...?" Daisy muttered as she then heard her stomach grumble, making the ignorant princess remember. "That's right! Breakfast!" She skipped happily towards the staircase, stepping on poor Yoshi, who was still unconscious. Clueless, isn't she??