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Episode Two: Warp Pipe Woes

Our usual cast is prepping up for their usual daily routines, although Princess Daisy seems to have gotten in a bit of trouble...

"Help! Hey!" Daisy called out as she struggled, but couldn't succeed. She moaned. "Great, what's worse than being stuck in a stupid, old warp pipe?" Apparently, the flower-loving princess was stuck inside the green-colored, murky warp pipe within the closet, and she could not manage to get out, so for the last three minutes, she has been struggling to get free. "Hey, Mario! Toadette! Help!"

Yoshi then popped his head into the closet, and he smiled. "Don't worry, Daisy! Yoshi is coming to save you-YAH!!" He accidentally slipped on a small puddle and went skidding into the wall, being pinned own to the ground. Coughing a bit, the green Yoshisaurus got back up and shook his head, turning around to face Daisy. He frowned as he folded his arms, confused. "Hmmm, how did you get stuck in there, Daisy?"

Daisy sighed as she closed her eyes. "Oh, I was trying to get back my pretty flower racket that I accidentally dropped in here, but when I was coming back up, I somehow got stuck." She opened her eyes and gave Yoshi a convincing face. "Oh, would you please figure out how to help me, Yoshi?"

Yoshi scratched his head, before he started chuckling. "Y'know, Daisy, perhaps that pot belly of yours just gotten a teeny bit fatter. I mean, you're skinny and all, but how could YOU get stuck in a warp pipe!?" He then bursted into laughter, rolling on the floor.

Daisy fumed. "Oh, you...!" She struggled some more, angered by Yoshi's comment. "Wait until I get outta here-"

Yoshi managed to calm down, and he waved his left hand at Daisy. "Yeah, sure Daisy. I'll see you later, I gotta go help Funky move some furniture." With that the plucky green dinosaur ran off, slamming the closet door, which left Daisy completely in the dark.

"Darn it!" Daisy cursed as she bit her lip, "My only chance of help, gone." She sighed, shaking her head slowly sideways as she asked herself, "Who would be willing to help me out of here..." She then yelped in pain as she felt a cramp. "Great! Now my butt is starting to get sore..."

"HIYA, DAISY!!" Toadette chirped loudly as she suddenly bursted down the closet door, running up to Daisy as she giggled with glee. "Guess what? Mario took me out to get some ice cream, and I LOVED it! I got cherry ice with a side of banana cream pie-"

"I. DON'T. CARE!!" Daisy bellowed angrily as she struggled again, groaning as she let out a sigh. "Just please figure out how to help me..."

Toadette's smile went to an immediate frown, as Toadette turned around, folding her arms as she crossed her arms. "Humph! Not after hurting my feelings like that! Why should I help you if you won't listen to my amazing tales?"

Daisy rolled her eyes. "Toadette, when have I ever actually been with you? Like, three years ago?"

Three Years Ago...

Daisy and Toadette can be seen being chased by an angry mob of Wigglers, who apparently were attacked by the feminine pair.

"Toadette, keep running!" Daisy screamed as she was starting to lose breath, when she forgot to turn to the left and crashed into a tree head first, falling back unconscious as the Wigglers started stomping on her, while Toadette ran off to find cover.

Back in the Present...

"...Well, uhh..." Toadette scratched her head in confusion as she asked, "That still does not give you an excuse not to be nice."

Daisy felt like face palming. "I'm just about done arguing with you, Toadette. Just...go. You're making me feel stupid," She stated, even though she was obviously more clumsy than Toadette was.

Toadette felt like crying as she started crying, running up to Daisy and slapping her across the face as she ran off, offended.

Daisy sighed yet again. "Why should I even bother getting help when I'll be here all day..." Just as she was about to give up, a strange burst of energy within the warp pipe exploded, sending the princess plummeting into the closet's rocky ceiling, flattening the princess. As Daisy floated back down towards the ground in the form of paper, she popped back into 3-D, and rubbed her head, being quite dizzy.

"Ugh... did I really just get out?" Daisy asked as she stood up, turning around to see the warp pipe. She then smiled. "Hah! I guess all I needed was some luck. Well, time to get out of here and... whoa!" She slipped on the same puddle that Yoshi slipped on earlier, and her bright, golden crown fell into the warp pipe, having been sucked in. Daisy groaned as she rubbed her butt, patting her head to notice the crown not there, gasping. "Oh no! Where has it gone!?"

Silence. Staring at the green warp pipe, Daisy moaned as she face palmed, knowing that she'll have to go back in. And she somehow knew that she would be stuck in. Again.