Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Errr... yeah, just to let you know... there will be NO plot in this story whatsoever, you know why? Because in some cases, having a straight plotline that connects each episode somewhat completely kills the fanfic or story that is based on the other way around (look at Spongebob Squarepants if you have to, that virtually has any plotline). I apologize in advance for saying this, but if you want to see a story from me that actually connects the plotline, then... go read some of my other stories. This fanfic was designed to be random and funny, not to be all plot savvy. Honestly, in my view, if this story was just a single plotline, then it would lose all the pizzaz it has, so again, I'm sorry, but no, this story will NOT have a plotline. And now that we got that issue out of the way... enjoy the episode!

Disclaimer: Argh, I hope you idiots reading this garbage are happy... YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY LIFE!? I had to wake up at nine... NINE in the morning for this crap... urgh, I need some coffee...

PS: Here is a brief moment of silence for September 11, 2001. (brief moment of silence) Thank you. We now return to your following episode.

Episode Three: Princessnapped

The nice sunny feel of the day... as morning breaks through to the mansion, the young, energetic Toadette makes an important announcement... or does she??

"GUYS!! GUYS!!" Toadette panicked as she ran into the room. "Guys! D-D-Daisy! She's gone!"

Mario, Bowser Junior, and Funky Kong barely payed any attention, as Mario was fixing the pipes, while Bowser Jr. was playing Tetris on his green-orange Nintendo DS and Funky was eating up his Cherrios cereal. Strangely enough, Yoshi wasn't in the kitchen as well.

Toadette fumed as she stomped her left foot impatiently. "You guys don't even care that our poor Princess Daisy is missing? How could you?" She snapped, pointing at Junior first. "Just... just... WHY!?"

Junior snuffed as he rolled his eyes, still looking at his DS. "Peh, I don't care. She's clumsy, fat, and she smells like a garbage dump sent down the toilet with excessive waste."

Toadette gasped as she covered her mouth with both of her hands. "T-that's not true! It isn't!" She slapped Junior, who apparently did not feel any pain, and then turned to Funky, who was munching on his cereal. "Funky! I thought you were cool! Why don't you care!?"

Funky nearly choked upon hearing that, running to the garbage as he tried to spit the trapped food out. He bumped into the wall instead and fell backwards, somehow managing to swallow his Cherrios down as he got up and rubbed the back of his head, turning around to Toadette and shaking his head. "Sis, don't do that. That ain't cool around a cool cate like me," He stated as he sat back down to eat his Cherrios.

Toadette murmured angrily as she slammed her hands on the table. "You didn't even answer me, you big... BIG... DIPLOMA DOPE!!" She sighed as she walked towards Mario, while Funky froze in his spot.

Mario, who was too busy taking out one of the broken pipes, felt his shoulder tapped as he turned around, to see a questioning Toadette. He gulped as he dropped the pipe he was holding, which landed on his... unmentionables. "YEOUCH!!" Jumping into the air in agony, he then hit his head on the ceiling, crashing back down in pain. Mario tried to breath in and out slowly to keep his calm as he looked at Toadette square in the eye. "Don't... you... EVER... do... that... again..." He coughed a bit as he cleared his throat.

Toadette took a step back as she whimpered. "Oh, I'm sorry, Mario, it's just..." She looked down as tears started forming in her eyes. "Daisy has gone missing, and neither Junior or Funky won't do a thing about it..."

Mario rubbed the back of his head nervously as he stood up. "Well, ummm... Yoshi hasn't come down, why don't you just go and ask him?" The red-capped Italian plumber suggested, turning back to the pipes as he added, "I would like to go and rescue Daisy, but... I rather actually do something that actually relates to what my primary job is: plumbing."

Toadette sighed as she slowly nodded. "If you say so..." With that, she ran up the stairs, in hopes that Yoshi would be able to rescue the missing flower princess...

Princess Daisy only blinked as she was being carried by several, dark-masked, red robed Shy Guys, who were heading though a thick, dense jungle in the middle of nowhere. Daisy looked down to ask a question.

"Hey, do you know where there is a washroom nearby?"

The Shy Guys did not bother asking each other as they dropped Daisy and started attacking her with spears, picking up the injured princess again and continued marching. Surprisingly, Daisy felt no pain as she continued asking about where was a possibly nearby washroom. The Shy Guys, however, were getting sick of hearing the same question over and over again, and as such, they proceeded to head back into the nearby green warp pipe they emerged from, and head towards the mansion, to drop Daisy back off. Maybe kidnapping her wasn't a bright idea after all.

And to add to her annoyance, Daisy asked another question, which made the Shy Guys think to themselves on why they took her in the first place...

"Hey, are you guys like clowns or something? In that case, the circus is to the east, pals."

Toadette was seen sobbing right by the door to Daisy's room, afraid that she might never see Daisy again. The puddle surrounding her was formed from tears pouring down from the pink-clad mushroom girl.

"Oh... snivel... I'll never see Daisy again... I feel like such a douche bag..." Toadette stated to herself in sobs as she rubbed her right eye. "Oh, if only Daisy came back..."

SMASH!! The glass window to Toadette's right was knocked down, and as the glass shattered, Daisy plopped right near Toadette, rubbing her sore rear. Toadette gasped in happiness as she squealed and hugged Daisy tightly, asking what happened. Daisy, confused, only replied with a modest,

"All I asked was where the washroom was." She then shrugged, smiling. "But oh well! At least I don't have to go anymore!" Ewwww...