Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...I can't think of anything good to comment on. (sad face) I'm going to go lock myself in my room and abandon life, playing nothing but Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart 64, Super Mario 64, Super Mario All Stars plus Super Mario World, Pokemon Diamond, Super Metroid, and Mario Super Slugges...
Disclaimer: Peh. Super Smash Bros Brawl is better- (gets strangled by angry mob of readers)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Thank you, guys. (to Disclaimer) Don't you dare EVER lie about Brawl being better than Mario Galaxy and Kart Wii. That is a pure lie.
Episode Four: Angry, Angry Bees
I need a new job.. why am I here again?
Yoshi turned to Mario was he was munching on his jelly sandwich. "Hey Mario, where is Daisy?"
Mario, who was munching on some pasta (as usual) merely shrugged. "Beats-a me. Whatever she's doing, though..." He coughed a bit. "I hope she doesn't get involved in any trouble like last time..."
Yoshi nodded as he folded his arms together. "Yeah. You know how I would have to bust Daisy out of trouble..." He shuddered. "And boy, it is not pretty what happens to me when Daisy is in deep s-"
Princess Daisy then passed by the two males, screaming in horror as she was covered in honey, being chased by angry bees. Mario and Yoshi sweatdropped as they watched the flower princess being chased by the stinging insects. Mario and Yoshi eyed each other cautiously as Toadette ran up to them, trying to catch her breath.
"Uhhh..." Yoshi rubbed the back of his head as he asked Toadette, "Toadette, what exactly happened? Why is Daisy running around with honey all over her and being chased by bees?"
Toadette stopped, and she chuckled nervously as she touched her fingertips together. "Oh, he he he... you know, um, me and Daisy were collecting honey earlier, and..." She gulped sweatdropping as she chuckled nervously more.
Mario sighed as he slapped his right palm on his forehead. "Oh geeze, Toadette. What happened earlier? Why exactly are there bees chasing Daisy?"
Toadette froze. "Well, that's a bit rough to explain, but..." She gulped again, catching her breath. "I'll try to explain...
Earlier, in the botanic garden...
"Hey Toadette!" Daisy called out with glee as she aimed her butt at the beehive, "Check out what I'm gonna do! This will be much faster than using my hands!"
Toadette frowned, backing away as she started trembling in fright. "Uhh... Daisy, I don't think that's such a good idea..." She gulped. "Those bees would not give mercy to anyone, you know..."
Daisy rolled her eyes, scoffing while waving her left hand at Toadette. "Pfffft, as if. Bowser Junior said that I would get a PRRRROMOTION if I did this!" She closed her eyes, and struggled to release flatulence.
Toadette turned away in disgust, shielding her face with both of her hands as she was too frightened to watch. "Oh... I can't look..."
As Toadette refused to watch, Daisy got closer to the beehive, managing to rip one loud enough to knock the beehive from the tree...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!
The powerful gust of gas knocked the beehive down, and strangely, it broke into several pieces, the sweet, sticky, yellowish honey splattering all over Daisy. As Daisy groaned with disgust while touching the sticky honey, the now angered bees all gathered together and emerged from their broken home, approaching Daisy. Daisy noticed this, and she screamed loud enough to match a jet airplane. She started running towards the west, but she crashed into the tree she knocked the beehive down from. Moaning in pain, Daisy glanced behind her and dashed to her right, the angry bees following her like a homing missile. Toadette moved her hands slowly away from her face, only watching in horror as Daisy was being chased by the bees from her stupid action.
Toadette moaned as she shook her head while her right hand as on her pink-colored head, muttering, "Oh Daisy, why do you have to listen to Bowser Junior's stupid claims sometimes...?"
Mario, Yoshi, and Toadette all stared at each other as the screaming seized, the bees that chased Princess Daisy plopping on the ground and dying as Daisy came back, with red marks all over her. The three glanced at the flower princess, screamed, and fainted in shock. The red marks were the stings from the bees.
"Owww... I knew I should have never listened to Bowser Junior..." Daisy growled as she winced in pain, feeling the stings swell all at once. Cursing under her breath, she angrily muttered, "Darn you, Bowser Junior! Darn you!!"
Upstairs in his room, Bowser Junior is chuckling evilly as he plays Pokemon Diamond on his Nintendo DS, while Funky Kong is busy watching Seinfeld on his widescreen television. Going from evil chucking to cackling, the game-obsessed Koopaling stated with glee to himself, "Ha, what a klutz. She'll fall for ANYTHING. Hehehehehehe..."
