Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Is it me or am I starting to get... (sniffles) The writer's block? Gee, I hope not, because I have a helluva ideas, and if I get this block, I'm gonna hate myself...

Disclaimer: Good. Then I can be left at peace.

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yes, but then you have to pay the bills.

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Episode Five: A New Dope

It was a fine afternoon in the Mushroom Kingdom... of course, when you're living with an obnoxiously stupid, tomboyish princess, that's not saying much...

Princess Daisy was trying her best to sing. But apparently, it was not one of her talents, as she had quite a bad voice. Enough for it to make several of the stain glass windows break. And that wasn't good.

Especially since Mario and Yoshi were working on the windows.

"Argh!" Yoshi screamed as he was forced to duck from the broken pieces of glass.

"Yeow! Damn it, what kind of idiot would cause the windows to break at this moment!?" Mario shouted angrily as he pushed the glass off of him.

Toadette ran over to the broken window Mario and Yoshi were working on, chuckling nervously as she rubbed the back of her head. "Yeah, I can sort of explain why Daisy is singing. You see, she and I had this bet where whoever could sing the best would go and get sugar cookies for tomorrow, but I then realized that I had too much sugar and that one more could cause me to throw up and-"

Mario and Yoshi both sighed as they tried zoning out Toadette, who, of course, continued rambling as usual. Daisy tried to sing at a lower pitch, but it made the whole room shake, and the chairs that were positioned fine fell to the ground, nearly shattering into pieces of wood.

"...And then we got kicked out by Bowser, who wasn't really in the mood to see us at all, but perhaps that's why I'm obnoxious and that's why Daisy is singing," Toadette finished as she caught her breath, meekly smiling. Mario and Yoshi both gave her straight stares, blankly blinking. Toadette frowned as she sulked away.

The red capped plumber and the green Yoshisaurus both looked at each other.

"You really think Daisy is that gullible to do something stupid like this?" Mario asked Yoshi, adjusting his red cap.

Yoshi merely shrugged. 'Well, at least she won't cause any physical damage..." Right as he said that, the cables on the platform he and Mario were standing on snapped.

Thanks to Daisy's singing.

"Sh-" Mario and Yoshi both screamed dearly as they held on to each other, falling twenty feet to the ground, being in major pain after the huge crash. Daisy stopped sining and perched her head over the broken window, confused.

"Huh?" The brown-haired princess shrugged, hearing her stomach grumble. She smiled as she licked her lips. "Mmmm, my singing wasn't that bad. Time for a snack!' She skipped out of the room while sining, causing more stain glass windows remaining in the room to break. Poor Mario and Yoshi, though, were barely noticed by anoyone outside of the mansion.