Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I'm feeling giddy!
Disclaimer: I'm feeling stupid.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Shut up, Disclaimer.Autumn may suck, but that doesn't mean it'll keep me down.
Disclaimer: (rolls eyes) Oh yeah? Than explain this week's episode.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Fine! Just wait and see, you fool... WAIT AND SEE!! (storms off)
Episode Six: Daisy's Pic-a-nic
It was yet another fine afternoon in the Mushroom Kingdom... how many friggin' nice days are we gonna have!? ...A-herm, anyway, Princess Daisy decided to take everyone for a picnic, with Mario and Yoshi being the last two to arrive. However, as Mario and Yoshi walked into the entrance to the Mushroom Meadows, Waluigi was watching nearby laughing obnoxiously.
"Nice of Princess Daisy to invite us for a picnic, eh Yoshi?" Mario stated, the word 'gay' sounding pronounced for 'eh'.
Yoshi nodded, smiling as he stated with glee, "I hope she made lotsa hamburgers!" He received a blank stare from Mario, frowning. "What?"
Mario sighed as he slapped his forehead. "Way to completely kill the epic lulzy reference." He muttered as he and Yoshi got closer to Daisy and the others.
Daisy, who was wolfing down on a watermelon, barely noticed Mario and Yoshi while Bowser Junior continued playing his new game, Wario: master of Disguise, on his green-and-orange Nintendo DS, whereas Funky Kong and Toadette were chatting with each other as they had tea. Mario and Yoshi both sat down nearby Toadette, as Daisy let out a satisfying belch and started stuffing chocolate chip cookies down her throat.
"...So..." Mario attempted to start as Daisy continued mulching down on the cookies, rubbing the back of his head, "Where's the pcinic basket?"
Daisy stopped eating, eyeing Mario strangely as Toadette gasped, stopping her chatting with Funky, who sighed as he sipped his tea. Yoshi knew what this meant as he continued drinking his melon juice.
"Oh Mario, you should know," Toadette started as she scooted over to Mario, going off as usual, "Me, Daisy, Funky, and Junior all came here far earlier than you, and we were having ourselves a grand time, but you see, there was this brown bear with a green hat and a green tie who was snooping around us and he attempted to steal our food, so I tossed a picnic basket at him. However, he was really happy as he and another, smaller brown bear with a blue bow tie ran off, back into the woods. I gasped, then started crying, but luckily, Funky brought more food in case, and-"
SMACK!! Mario duck taped Toadette's mouth, causing her to speak muffled. Mario only grinned as he took a bite into his grill cheese sandwich, turning to face Daisy, who was rolling her fat stomach.
"Anything else to, um, eat, Daisy?" Mario asked as he received a glare from Daisy.
A moment of silence. Bowser Jr. was repeatedly pressing buttons on his Nintendo DS as the birds chirped while the butterflies fluttered nearby.
Daisy then burped loudly, the force strong enough to push Toadette and Bowser Jr. into the air. Mario, Yoshi, and Funky all looked up at the sky in disbelief as Toadette screamed, her voice still muffled due to the duck tape, while Bowser Jr. continued playing his Nintendo DS. The three males glanced at each other oddly as they slowly turned around to worriedly face Daisy, who fell on her back, letting out a sigh of relief.