"Hey look, a note." Daisy said as she grabbed it, reading through it. "'Don't ask me how I came up with this chapter... I obviously had too much Pepsi.' The hell does that mean?"

Dry Bowser snickers, polishing his bones while adjusting his red haired skull. "And you wonder why he writes the weirdest garbage like this. No wonder this is rated Everyone Ten and up."

Princess Daisy's Fart Fetish Gets Explored In A Stinky Manner With Gassy Denim Jeans

It was a mildly hot day in October in the Mushroom Kingdom. Funky Kong was tuning up the radio while Bowser Junior was doing some mad rhythms in Elite Beat Agents on his Nintendo DS. As Toadette, Mario, and Yoshi waited for Daisy to head out to the movies, the idiotic brown-haired princess was having her own affairs to deal with...

"Does this dress make me look fat?" Daisy asked herself as she noticed how big her butt got over the last 3 weeks, curious on why.

Sigh. Why do I even have to answer when it's obvious that day by day, night by night, week by week, month by month, you get fatter and fatter? Her brain rudely replied, being quite frank.

Daisy fumed. "Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so spoiled!" She then squealed with delight. "Heck, I LOVE having my own mansion! This was the best thing to ever happen to me since getting all of those life savings from all of those Wii games!"

Her mind sarcastically remarked, Oh, you mean the quality games like Mario Party 8, Mario Party DS, Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii, and Mario-

"Okay, fine," Daisy admitted, sighing as she shook her head, "Yes, those are the most successful, but come on! Look at my debut game - that's one of the biggest sellers ever! And I was in the live action Super Mario Brothers movie!"

Right, that's it. The mind stated with disgust as it started to disappear, adding, You're on your own, girl.

Daisy scoffed, and she then put some blue denim jeans on, to make sure that her rear end did not look fat. Smiling as it was a perfect fit, she skipped down to the living room, to see that her three friends were impatient.

"You DO realize that the movie is starting in less than thirteen minutes," Mario remarked, pointing at his clock on his right wrist.

Yoshi nodded in agreement, his arms folded. "Yeah! We could have gotten new seats, but no! You just HAD to take so long!"

"Yeah!" Toadette began as she then went into her usual endless talking mode, pointing at Daisy's pants, "And what is with those denim jeans? Sheesh, Daisy, get with the times! Everyone wears green and white skirts now! I know that they make you look skinnier, but the thing is, jeans are a thing of the past! And plus, back in the day when jeans were popular-"

Daisy shifted her focus to Mario and Yoshi, completely ignoring Toadette as she showed off her rear end to the two boys, flashing it right in front of their faces. "So, what do you think? is my butt full of hot or what?"

"...Full of poisonous gas, if that's what you mean!" Yoshi commented, as he and Mario then proceeded to burst into laughing, rolling on the floor while Toadette continued to blabber her head off.

Daisy fumed, grabbing Mario and Yoshi by the ears (does Yoshi even have ears) and slamming their heads together, growling. "I do NOT fart! I just have a hard time keeping my bladder controlled!"

After rubbing his head from being sore, Mario simply shook his head as he placed his arm around Daisy. "Oh, my sweet-a Daisy girl, everyone has gas." He received and angry glance from Yoshi, who crossed his arms, causing the red-capped Italian plumber to sweatdrop and chuckle nervously. "That is, except for reptilians..."

"Nah I'm just messing with you, we get like that sometimes." Yoshi laughed, giving the plumber a comforting hug as he wondered what it felt like because he was just curious and all, haha.

Daisy was left appalled as her jaw dropped, feeling insulted by Mario's remark. "Why... you..." Now enraged, she placed her butt right in Mario's nose, remarking angrily, "Okay, if everyone farts, then have some of this!" She ripped one powerful enough to rival that of certain farty goers, the force of the flatulence propelling Mario through the wall separating the living room and the kitchen, and then bursting through the wall separating the inside and outside of the mansion.

Yoshi poked his head out of the broken hole in the wall as he noticed Mario unconscious, his tongue stuck out as he weakly moaned. Yoshi then heard Daisy cackle evilly, causing the green dinosaur to snatch the continuous talking Toadette and head off for the movies as Daisy accidentally farted again, causing the entire mansion to topple down on her.

Surprisingly, Funky Kong and Bowser Junior both remained ineffective despite the whole mansion falling apart. And Daisy was proved to herself - she may not control her bladder, but she does fart a lot, contrary to what she says. And poor Mario learned the hard way.

Course this was not the only episode with Princess Daisy farting... far from it my friends.