Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (chuckles nervously, slightly blushes, rubs the back of my neck) Well... ummm... this kind of is an awkward chapter... one that perfectly fits the name of this very fanfic, despite being a tad bit on the short side (ha ha, get the hint, I made a pun on short)...

Disclaimer: (rolls eyes) Oh goodness be, you actually write a misadventure.

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (smacks Disclaimer in the right side of the head with a frying pan) Oh shut up, you never come up with anything good, do you?

Disclaimer: (shrugs) Not really, no.

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (sighs) Oh fine, I'll just reveal the stupid fanfic, then. (turns around) Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, despite this chapter being a tad short (stupid puns), enjoy the chapter - err, I mean, episode! Yeah, enjoy the episode, folks. See ya!

Episode Seven: Daisy's Short Shorts

It was a mild, warm day in the Mushroom Kingdom. As usual, Mario was fixing up on the plumbing while Yoshi was playing some tennis with Funky Kong. Bowser Junior was playing Godzilla Unleashed on his green-and-orange colored Nintendo Wii, while Toadette was watching the friendly tennis match. All in all, all the action stopped when Daisy came out, who was not wearing her usual gown...

"Daisy... just... WHAT are you wearing!?" Toadette exclaimed as he giggled, while Yoshi and Funky bursted into laughter.

Daisy got angry, turning away as she crossed her arms. "Humph! Like you would know any fashion, Toadette!" She then revealed that she was wearing yellowish short shorts to match her yellow shirt, apparently too small for her waist as her orange, cat-printed panties were showing.

Yoshi, catching his breath, wiped a tear of laughter from his eyes as he approached Daisy, putting his arm around her as he tried to explain, without sounding rude, "Oh Daisy, you do realize that your shorts are... too short?"

Daisy gasped, slapping Yoshi across the face, as if it was a direct insult towards her. "Short shorts!? What are you talking about!?" She pouted, getting into Yoshi's face, causing the poor Yoshisaurus to sweat nervously, "I just happen to get these at a clearance sale, and these were a bargain! So don't go yanking your head out because of a fashion sense, okay!?"

Funky frowned, rubbing the back of his head. "But Daisy, we were just trying to figure out why you were-"

Before the gnarly ape could finish, a green warp pipe appeared behind Daisy, sucking the tomboyish princess in as Yoshi, Toadette, and Funky all screamed in horror, jumping into the warp pipe one after each other. As the three tumbled, they emerged within a deep, dark jungle, populated with plenty of spikes as several carnivorous Piranhas Plants appeared, snapping at the three.

Toadette gulped, trembling in fright as she hid behind Funky. "Ohhhh... Funky, you can handle these guys, can't you?"

Funky, however, was quite frightened himself, although he was not as completely scared off his pants as Toadette. He was just afraid of the Piranha Plants snapping away at his coolly styled clothes. "Errr, I'm afraid I can't do that, girl. You see, the Funkster never lets his clothes get in the way of-"

"HEEEEEEEELP!!" Daisy screamed in horror as she was hung from the panties by a particularly red-and-yellow spotted Piranha Plant, her short shorts having been eaten up as she struggled, pouting, "Get me down from here!"

Yoshi, being determined, stepped up towards the Piranha Plant, stating heroically, "Don't worry, Princess Daisy, I, Yoshi, will rescue you- YAAH!!" Unfortunately, he, too, was caught by a yellow-and-orange Piranha Plant, and was swallowed down in one gulp.

Funky and Toadette looked eat each other, then held on to each other and screamed as they ran for their lives, leaving poor Daisy to be gobbled up by the Piranha Plants, who ended up spitting out Daisy's panties, apparently being soiled by the tomboyish princess in sight of the carnivorous plants. Life turns out not to be quite a bargain, huh?