Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I honestly don't have anything to say for this. Just read the fanfic and enjoy. It's a short as short can get.
Episode Twelve: I'm Losing My Touch
It was a normal, crappy day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess Daisy, wearing her yellow shirt and orange short shorts, was doing absolutely nothing but waiting for the next sport as I completely lampshaded this in the next friggin' paragraph. Yes, I am that desperate for increasing the word count.
Princess Daisy was wearing her typical yellow shirt and orange short shorts, of which she normally wore for the occasional sport tournaments. Toadette came skipping along, standing in front of Daisy.
"Princess Daisy, look at my new dress!" Toadette exclaimed as she squealed, twirling around as she continued, "Isn't this just the cutest number ever? I look even more cuter in this dress! It's so prety, pink, and small, like me! Tee hee hee!"
"You know what's cute, Toadette?" Daisy started as she bent down, patting Toadette on the head as she smirked deviously. "My butt!" She stuffed Toadette into her butt, farting as loud as she could as Toadette was sent soaring in the clear blue sky. Daisy laughed evilly as she turned around, bending down to grab some dandelions. Before Daisy could react, her butt was blasted into the air by Bowser Junior, who was practicing firing Torpedo Teds out of the water. Daisy screamed as she held her butt in pain, which farted in retaliation, as Waluigi watched, simply sipping his lemonade.
"Nice shot, shorty," Waluigi told Bowser Jr., who smirked as he rubbed his reptilian hands together quickly with glee. "Now try and aim it at yourself next time."