Princess Daisy Farts

Oh that Daisy farted loudly as she watched her orange tight jeans puff up, noticing a brown stain on the back as she gasped, wearing her regular yellow shirt. Daisy always ends up farting nowadays in Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' stories... it's a living.

"Wow! I really let myself go!" Daisy exclaimed as she let out another deep pitched, brown stain making poot.

Of course, you dolt! Her brain commented angrily, You're literally pooping your pants, and you don't seem to be fazed by it one bit!

"Well, that's because I enjoy my farting." Daisy commented with a smile as she looked at herself in the mirror, glancing at her big butt as she let out another brassy toot that made her orange jeans turn brown.

This Story's Still Going On What The Hell Is Wrong With Me

Daisy sighed out of boredom as she watched Toadette and Bowser Jr. play Mario Kart Wii on the high definition television screen as themselves, with Funky Kong making funky pancakes in the kitchen. Daisy always seems to be bored...

"Man, this story's so boring," Daisy commented as she had her arms folded together.

The author couldn't care less, Daisy's brain remarked dryly, In fact, he's just updating this just so he could have another continuing story that leads to one hundred chapters!

"You really think so?" Daisy asked as she glanced up at her brain.

"Who are you talking to?" Toadette asked as she stuck her tongue out, holding a Wii Wheel in her hands.

"...My brain." Daisy commented as she pointed at her brain with her right hand.

Bowser Jr. rolled his eyes as he was using a Gamecube controller. "Pah, it's Daisy being Daisy, just don't mind her."

Don't mind if I do, Daisy's brain stated as it turned off.

"Hey! Don't turn off on me!" Daisy exclaimed as she glanced up at her brain.

Funky was about to comment on Daisy's weird behavior, but he simply shrugged as he shook his head, going back to making his funky pancakes

Waluigi headed back to his taco stand, to see his worst nightmare once again. Not only was it the extremely gassy Princess Daisy, who was farting a storm in her tight orange shorts, but there were plenty of pesky seagulls all trying to snatch up the tacos inside.

"Damn it! How much of this nonsense do I have to go through?" Waluigi exclaimed as he picked up several pebbles and chucked them at the seagulls, shooing them away. "Get! Beat it! None of these are for you, you rats with wings!"

Daisy giggled as she had both of her hands on her big butt, letting out more deep pitch, tuba like farts as she was feeling hungry. "Hey Wally, how about some of them tacos? My stomach demands a great sacrifice to make me even gassier!"

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he shook his head. "Oh sure, I'll give you all the tacos in the world!" He then grabbed a full plate of fresh tacos, stuffing them all down Daisy's mouth at once as he then grabbed Daisy and stuffed her inside a gigantic taco, wrapping her within it as he turned her into a living burrito, picking her up and chucking her in the salty sea behind the taco stand. Waluigi watched with his lanky arms folded as the burrito sunk, with Daisy unable to scream due to the tacos being stuffed down her mouth. Once the bubbles stopped appearing, Waluigi resumed selling tacos. He knew Daisy would be revived with ease, but he was relieved that for the rest of the day, he wouldn't have to put up with her flatulent fueled tomboyish attitude.