Daisy Thinks Because She Stinks Ha I Just Made A Funny Even Though It's Not Hilarious Lol
Daisy was in her room as Funky Kong entered with a surfboard in his right hand. Things definitely seemed funkier than one might imagine...
"Hey, author writing this crap, just zip it!" Daisy exclaimed as she looked at the ceiling, sighing as she folded her arms, wearing her regular sports outfit. "I still don't know why he bothered to drag this fanfic back from the dead instead of making something better."
"Because he wanted another story that he could continue to write out and expand while working on much smaller projects," Funky stated as he tipped his dark purple sunglasses forward. "Anyway, I'm going to the beach with the kids. You wanna come?"
Daisy sighed as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Nah. I'm gonna go and actually see Waluigi for once." She lowered her eyes as she had a faint smile on her face. "He may be an ugly jerk, but his tacos are delicious!"
"...I still don't know what you see in that place of his." Funky commented as he shrugged, leaving the room.
Daisy smacked her hands together as her eyes began lighting up. "Oh yeah, I can't wait to show Waluigi how much my farting has improved!"
I thought that you would lay low on passing gas, Daisy's brain commented.
Daisy scoffed as she knocked her head with her right fist a couple of times. "Of course not! I just have better control in how my gas is blasted!"
Why do I still bother trying to reason with you... Daisy's mind droned as it turned off, with Daisy deciding to do some stretches.
Later on, surprisingly not done as a cutaway to a different time period for once, Waluigi sighed to himself while folding his purple clothed lanky arms, standing behind his yellow counter in his taco stand in sunny Seaside Hill with plates of fresh tacos to his left and to his right. He sighed in annoyance as he noticed nobody was around.
"Sure is pretty quiet around Seaside Hill today," Waluigi commented bluntly as he sniffled, rubbing his big pink nose. "What am I doing with my life? Selling tacos, and just partying and playing sports? Is this all I have going for?"
Daisy farting an unstoppable amount of sloppy fart gas suddenly fell on top of Waluigi, her rotten eggy smelly fart filled big butt being right on Waluigi's face. "You betcha!" She giggled above her deep pitched bassy flatulence, wearing her sports outfit that was sweaty from all the wind breaking she was doing.
Waluigi tried pulling his face out from underneath Daisy, but continuously Daisy farted loudly, the awful stench causing Waluigi to ricochet inside the taco stand like a bullet, causing the entire building to collapse on itself. Waluigi and Daisy moaned in pain, Waluigi's right leg twitching. Guess that gross princess got her wish after all!