Daisy Participates In Hot Rope Jump And Learns That It's A Really Stupid Idea In Hindsight
Daisy was participating in the Hot Rope Jump alongside Toadette, Bowser Junior, and Funky Kong, with both Mario and Yoshi watching the four successfully jump over the blue hot fireballs, which turned red as they progressively got faster...
"Consider me being a bit worrisome, but these flames are getting scarier!" Toadette exclaimed as she was keeping up with the pace.
Funky nodded his head in agreement as he wiped his forehead, his sweat making his red bandana hotter than usual. "Yeah! You think we might actually get all forty jumps together?"
"We could if Daisy here doesn't screw up like she did those last three attempts before!" Bowser Jr. added as he casted a quick glance at Daisy.
"Hey! The last time I got a cramp in my back!" Daisy defended herself as she jumped with the beat of the swing. "The second time I got distracted, and the first time I sneezed!"
Suddenly, after several intense jumps, they were on the 39th jump. Just as they were about to get the 40th jump, Daisy jumped into the circling fireballs, screaming as she held her burning butt in pain, causing them to lose again. Funky, Bowser Jr., and Toadette all groaned as the fireballs froze in position, while Daisy was bouncing around with her butt burning.
"Yeowch!" Daisy exclaimed as she kept bouncing. "Help, someone help! My butt's on fire!"
Yoshi squinted as he placed his hands on his face. "Damn... they have to play this all over again!"
"Now you know why we stopped picking this-a mini game-a," Mario commented as he sipped some Diet Pepsi, courtesy of Pepsi Man, who was keeping count by stacking several cans of Pepsi on top of each other.
Waluigi had both of his hands on his face as he sighed, watching the badniks eating the tacos he made. Toadette and Petey Piranha were both hanging on the rooftop of the bigger taco stand, with Princess Daisy farting on a log nearby.
"Hey someone's gotta stink it up," Daisy explained while fanning the rotten eggy air she was crafting.
"I wish it was me," Toadette admitted while letting out a sloppy fart that gave her the excuse to change her diaper, with Petey shaking his bulbous head in disapproval.
"Whatever, just don't bother me." Waluigi muttered while closing his eyes. "It's been too long of a week for me to-"
"Wallace! Wally!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he ran towards the taco stand, stopping right in front of the counter as he panted, opening his eyes and looking up at Waluigi. "Dude, the London Olympics are starting! We gotta go and get ready!"
Waluigi eyed Silver suspiciously. "Weren't we already in the London Olympics earlier?" He commented, referring to the fact that a certain game was released in Christmas of 2011.
Silver waved his hands at Waluigi. "Yeah, but now the actual events are beginning! We gotta go, right now!"
"The Olympics are starting?" Daisy exclaimed as she gulped the taco she held, putting both of her hands on her butt as she farted loudly, her flatulence causing her traditional dress to be ripped to shreds, revealing her normal sports outfit. She then ran up next to Silver, holding her hands together as she giggled with glee, letting out another tuba poot. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready for London!"
Waluigi rubbed the back of his head as he sighed, closing his eyes. "But guys, we already were in..." Silver and Daisy didn't listen as they dragged the lanky man from behind the counter, heading eastward, to hitch a ride to London.