Daisy Is Barely Involved In Her Own Fucking Story Are You Serious

Princess Daisy decided to take a break from hanging out with the gang... needless to say, it bored them.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." Toadette admitted as she, Bowser Junior, and Funky Kong were all at the volcanic Grumble Volcano, watching Dry Bowser and King Bowser Koopa race against each other on all terrain vehicles, one on one, with the trio on the permanent rocky formation to the left of the starting line, near one of the signs that read 'Kangidorah's Fedorahs'.

Funky laughed while wrapping his burly right arm around Toadette, raising his sunglasses. "My girl, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"

"I just wonder what that ol' miss 'Hi I'm Gassy' is up to..." Bowser Jr. remarked for he was munching on some hot french fries, enjoying their salty taste.

"Oah ship, I wonder what's for DINNER," Bowser randomly said as he bowled a Bowser Shell into a bunch of tied up Daisy clones, who all screamed various things after getting nailed about.

Dry Bowser Bones placed his right bony hand on his skeletal forehead as he groaned, for if there was 1 thing that could bother him, it's badly referencing well known things. "Just when I thought my fleshy relative couldn't be anymore retarded,"

"Boy you could say that again," Said a clone of Daisy that looked as she did in her debut year 1989, with her getting run over by Dry Bowser Koopa for he wasn't paying attention to her.

Meanwhile in an even hotter location, the real Daisy screamed in painas he was on the fiery Metroid stage of Norfair, used for Super Smash Brothers Brawl, being chased by Ridley, who wanted to take a bite out of the orange haired, tomboy princess.

"Come here, Daisy! I bet you taste as good as Samus! RARGH!" Ridley roared as he slashed at the platform, missing Daisy, who jumped over him.

"F-forget it, you purple colored, oversized Charizard!" Daisy exclaimed as she ran into the shelter that popped up on the far right, with the huge, red magma rising as she trembled, raising her arms as she got into a fighting pose. "Yeesh... I knew that Smash Bros wasn't as easy as it looks, but this is too much!"

Unfortunately for Daisy, Ridley managed to squeeze into the shelter, attacking Daisy with all his might as she screamed in pain, the magma splashing all over the platforms as the shelter broke off, with Ridley having Daisy in his mouth, shaking her like a rag doll.

"And she called him a knock off, oh brother." Charizard laughed while enjoying some lava cookies he warmed up himself, enjoying a lame echo fighter getting her just desserts.

Waluigi watched in ever so questionable dismay as the always farting Daisy was showing off her sports outfit, which was her yellow shirt and orange yet brown stained sport shorts. Waluigi turned to his plate of fresh tacos, talking to them as it was yet another sunny day in Seaside Hill.

"Aww yeah, I'm so hot." Daisy said to herself as she was aroused from watching herself fart, one of her hands on her fart filled butt while fanning with the other.

"Look at her, tacos. She's so crazy, yet..." Waluigi sighed, shaking his head as he had no idea. "On 1 hand, I'm attracted to her. On the other, I find her annoying. But I just can't seem to make up my mind."

The plate of tacos simply stood there on the counter. Not saying a single word.

Waluigi folded his arms as he placed his head down on the counter. "You're right. I shouldn't even think of making a move on her..."

Daisy farted loudly, giggling as she winked at the badniks around her. Waluigi rolled his eyes as he shook his head.

"Yeah, I'm not gonna bother hitting on her." Waluigi commented as he glanced at the plate of tacos again. "Her gassiness reassured that."

"Come on, what's wrong with wanting to be with me?" Daisy asked while shitting her shorts.