Daisy Gets The Shock Of Her Sparkling Life

That yellow and orange clad spunky princess Daisy was at the Sunshine Airport, seeing the electric powered Lakithunder with his huge electric generating power plant, being that he was setting up shop all across the world to get more recognition and bigger brand value. In turn, this lead Daisy to be curious, and we all know what that means...

"Jeeze, look at all this power you're generating!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she placed her hands on her face, being at the Sunshine Airport as Lakithunder chuckled in response, the boss Lakitu having set up his power plant just outside the airport terminal, near the entrance that lead towards the finish line.

"Yeah! It's a great source for such sparkling events like the daily races here!" Lakithunder exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air.

Daisy narrowed her eyes as she placed her hands on her hips, wearing her sports outfit. "You seriously need to stop with these puns. They're just wrong."

Why are you condemning him when you're just as bad? Daisy's brain stated in response with a scoff.

Daisy punched herself in the forehead as she fell to the ground, growling as she glared at her forehead. "Shut up, you! I don't need a backseat driver!"
Lakithunder blinked in confusion as he scratched his head with his right hand. "Who... are you talking to?"

"My brain. It always makes stupid remarks." Daisy stated as she got back up, dusting herself off as she then folded her arms together. "Now, how about some juice for me?"

"You want juice, go see Lilligant and Whimsicott. They got the best lemonade anywhere! ...At least, as far as Seaside Hill." Lakithunder stated as he pulled out a yellow coat with blue colored thunderbolts printed on it. "How about taking this shockingly good looking jacket? Only fifteen dollars!"

"Sounds like an electrifying deal!" Daisy exclaimed as she paid Lakithunder, and then wore the electric coat, screaming as several blue volts of electricity charged through her body, making her faint as her legs were in the air, anime swirls in her eyes as she moaned weakly.

Lakithunder blinked as he whistled, his hands behind his back as he grabbed the unconscious Daisy and hid her behind the power plant, not wanting anyone to be suspicious about his actions. "What a shock... good thing no one else was here, shockingly enough..."

Meanwhile, Toadette was on the other side of the Sunshine Airport's terminal, still being outside as she was having lemonade alongside Funky Kong and Bowser Junior, with all of them enjoying the fresh lemonade from Lilligant and Whimsicott, the drinkers sitting on the smooth green grass as several Miis and Shy Guys came by to buy some lemonade.

"Something tells me that Daisy received a really bad zapping," Toadette commented as she turned to Funky and Bowser Jr. "Which would honestly shock me if I turned out right."

Bowser Jr. groaned as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "Please, whatever you do, don't start with the electric puns."

"Yeah, man. Keep that funky pun business to yourself." Funky added his two cents in as he and Bowser Jr. kept drinking their lemonade, while Toadette sighed, shaking her head as she wondered what Daisy was up to.

"Hey look, an extra bit of dialogue!" Exclaimed a random red robed Shy Guy who was raving about toast, with the others glancing at each other as they were genuinely frightened.

Daisy burped loudly as she finished off another plate of delicious beefy tacos. She was wearing her typical sports outfit, having some grease on her yellow shirt. She stretched her arms as she giggled. "Aww yeah! I do love me some tacos! They're so salty!"

Waluigi sighed as he counted the large amount of green dollar bills he collected. "Daisy, is there any instance where you aren't gassy?"

Daisy farted as she shrugged. "Nope! I can't help but burp and fart immediately after I eat something! Being gassy is my call!" She smiled as she rubbed her growling stomach with her right hand. "And tacos make me extra gassy! That's a big plus!"

Waluigi rolled his eyes. "You know, this is only because the author has a fart fetish."

Petey Piranha emerged from the sea behind Waluigi's Taco Stand. "Technically, the author has a gas fetish. A fetish for farting AND burping."

Waluigi and Daisy glanced at each other, then turned to Petey, who shrugged as he dove back into the sea. Daisy farted and burped at the same time, making Waluigi groan loudly as Daisy giggled.