Poor Daisy Gets Stuck In A Small World

Princess Daisy wends up riding on one of the most annoying rides in the world. And worse of all, she can't escape.

"It's A Small World After All...!" Toadette sung cheerfully while singing along with the dolls and the other passengers in the different boats.

"Jeez, how long is this fucking ride gonna last?" Princess Daisy groaned as she had her arms folded together in annoyance, riding with Toadette, Yoshi, Mario, Funky Kong, and Bowser Junior at the It's a Small World ride in Disneyland.

"Come on-a, Daisy, be-a happy for once-a!" Mario stated, clapping to the beat. "There's a reason they made this ride!"

"Yeah, relax." Funky Kong suggested, having ear plugs as he didn't have to bother with having the song stuck in his head.

"Relax!?" Daisy glared at Funky, clenching her fists. "At least you don't have to hear this damn song!"

"Neither do I!" Bowser Jr. taunted for he also had ear plugs of his own, taking pleasure in watching Toadette sing and Daisy groan.

"Yeah, Daisy. You think the world revolves around you, when it doesn't." Yoshi added, bobbing his head. "Just because it's a small world, after all, doesn't mean you should be so negative."

"...I hate all of you." Daisy grumbled as she placed her hands on her face, resorting to crying as she knew the ride would never end at this rate.


Waluigi sighed as he had both of his hands on his face, watching Daisy scaring the N64 Koopa Troopa Beach customers with her case of bad gas. Toadette was watching alongside Waluigi, munching on the icing tacos that Meloetta loved so dearly.

"You really can't go wrong with them!" Aria Meloetta chimed while having some of the icing filled tacos, hiccuping as she waved.

"Wow. Will Daisy ever get tired of farting so much?" Toadette asked, still astonished by Daisy's flatulence.

Waluigi groaned as he tilted his purple cap forward. "It's Daisy. Of course she's not gonna get tired. She's a gasshole."

Daisy farted loudly, the awful stench causing the tropical palm trees to wither away. Daisy noticed, but she shrugged as she laughed it off, letting out another loud stinker from her smelly big butt that smelled of rotten eggs.

"Phew, I'm gonna need new underwear after that 1." Daisy laughed while fanning away her pungent stench that was so intense it caused a parallel universe to pop up, only for the PU to die due to it not handling the sulfur like scent emitting from her.

Toadette finished up her taco as she folded her arms. "Well, she could be a little less stinky TBH..."

Waluigi scoffed while rolling his eyes. "...A little less... she'll do more if you insist on getting her to stop."

Daisy finished up her beefy tacos as she rubbed her stomach with both of her hands, farting loudly again. Daisy farted so loud, it caused the entire beach to explode in a fiery fashion, yet again destroying Waluigi's Taco Stand. Waluigi and Toadette were blasted into the sky by Daisy's fart, both being burnt to a crisp. Daisy giggled as she kept farting loudly.

"Hey, the author wanted a place to put these bits of the infamous fanfiction." Daisy stated amidst her consistent giggling with her constant flatulence. "Can you blame him for stuffing them in a story about me?"

And with that Daisy shit her pants, lol.