AU slightly. Older, Altered time period. Slight OC. Mature theme.

Something to help me get back into writing. It's my first time writing a one-shot, AND it's my first time writing a slight lemon… but here it is, Tayuya and Naruto slight lemon.

I can leave it as a one shot unless y'all want a part two.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs its respectful owner.

Worst Roommate Ever?

"Time to relax…"

Naruto groaned with relief as he sank into his couch. After a long and grueling mission that involved entertaining the Daimyo's daughter, he left the fire capital with the utmost speed, even travelling through the nights. He had arrived early morning to Konoha, gave his report and now he was ready to relax for the next few nights by kicking his feet up and tune into his recently acquired television-

"Hey Asshole! Learn to turn off the fucking lights before you leave the fucking house, will you?!" Snarled a very angry redhead.

Naruto sighed… so much for relaxing.

Naruto looked up ever so slowly with slumped shoulders, wondering what he did to deserve this. Sighing, he turns to face the speaker, "Okay Tayuya-chan, I'll remember to get the light next time." It wasn't often he interacted with his newfound Uzumaki roommate, but whenever he did interact with her, it was a not a pleasant time.

Initially, he was happy that he had family, even if they were super distant. Being an orphan his whole life, the prospect of having any sort of family was a feeling he thought similar to what a miner would feel if he struck at a vein of gold. When Baa-chan told him about a confirmed Uzumaki in their village, elation and excitement were the only two things he felt.

Then she spoke.

Dear fucking lord.

His eyes appraised her angry visage before discreetly looking at her short yet incredibly curvy body. Sure, he has a smoking hot babe under his roof because of some political clan bullshit, but it was so not worth the headache and grief she caused him.

Tayuya's eyes narrowed dangerously, "Okay, three things," She held three digits of one hand up. "One, you said that same shit last time. Two; don't hit me with that 'chan' bullshit, and three-" She punched him hard on the shoulder. "-don't fucking check me out you tiny-pricked fagget."

Naruto honestly could've dodged the hit on his shoulder, especially considering that she had her chakra sealed, but he was just way too tired. It didn't hurt at all… but his once lackadaisical mood quickly shifted into irritancy. Even though the punch hadn't hurt, the message she sent physically and verbally was getting to a point where he could not take it anymore.

Quickly, he stood up and stared down at his supposed family member with a glare. This girl was so ungrateful! She didn't work, she didn't do any chores, and all she does is complain and curse.

"Oh no~ the big doofus is getting mad, is he?" Tayuya sneered, undaunted at the angry face of her roommate. "What are you gonna do," the redheaded Uzumaki mocked, "You going to hit a woman?!"

Naruto closed his eyes for a good minute before taking a deep breath. When he opened his eyes, he simply smiled, "Okay Tayuya-chan, I'm going to go sleep now." He patted her head and ignored the stunned look on her face as he walked past her frozen form with a triumphant smirk on his face.

'That ought to show her.'

As he walked towards his room, he marveled at the space he now had. If there was one silver lining to his situation, it would be the fact that he actually had a decent living quarter now. He had two bedrooms, a living room, and a kitchen. There was only one bathroom, but it was a large and lavished one if he did say so himself. The bathtub was big enough that it could fit even Akamaru.

As he approached the end of the hallway where the bedrooms doors faced each other on either side, he practically barged through the door on the right and propelled himself onto his bed. Immediately, he entered the sweet oblivion of sleep.

'Okay, hand down, that was the best sleep I had ever gotten.'

His body felt completely rejuvenated. Getting up, he navigated in the dark by instinct and flipped his light switch on. Letting his eyes readjust, he yawned and stretched limbs. Coming down from his powerfully pleasant stretch, his gaze wandered idly over the clock. Hmm, he went to sleep at about ten a.m. and now it was close to midnight-

Naruto's eyes widened when he realized exactly what time it was-

"Holy shit! It's 11 o'clock at night?!" Naruto's eyes were wide open. He gripped his face and pulled down with dread, "How the hell am I gonna sleep at night now-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Tayuya's angry voice bellowed throw the wall.

Naruto nearly yelped before closing his mouth with both hands. He looked at the door where the devil's voice had come from with a guilty expression. Even if she was a shitty person, he himself wasn't. He opened his door quietly and crept out while attempting to keep the noise to a bare minimum.

He didn't look back as he walked towards his living room. If he was fast enough, he could still catch that comedy movie that was airing tonight. He grinned, another perk with his roommate was the addition of the television; I guess it was Tsunade's way of being grateful for taking in the foul-mouthed redhead. He internally shrugged, she's sleeping and he can hog the T.V. to himself now.

It was unfortunate he didn't look back as he walked away from his room. If he had, he would've noticed that his bedroom light was still on.

Did I forget to mention Tayuya was an incredibly light sleeper?

Sleeping, Tayuya would never know she had a stupid smile as she dreamt of herself and a man engaging in some intimate foreplay. Unconsciously, her hand snaked down her naval and towards her sacred place. Just as her finger was about to reach her engorged clit, a shout interrupted her dream and sleep.

"-shit! It's s 11 o'clock at night-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Tayuya screamed. Were you shitting her? What fucking idiot shouts at damn near midnight?! She waited a few seconds in the darkness and let a breath of annoyance out. Why the fuck was she so horny- Oh, that's right, her dumbass roommate woke her up while she was getting fingerfucked by a sex god.

She drew the blankets tighter around herself. She only wore panties and a bra to bed so she could go snuggle up in her blankets. Speaking of panties, she wondered if she was aroused.

She slid a finger to the outside of her panties- and yep, sure enough, she was as wet as a fountain. God fucking dammit. She wanted to get off but it was just too much of a hassle at this time of night. Her damn genes ensured stamina was something she had in spades. Yes, that extended to the bedroom activities as well too. So if she started masturbating now, it would probably take another two hours to be fully satisfied-

'Wait, what the fuck was that noise-'

"-ha…haha."

'oh my fucking god, is he laughing?!'

Suddenly, she heard the low chuckle of her roommate escalate into a full-blown laugh with some very loud and annoying knee slaps.

"Ok," the redhead said to herself, "this is getting ridiculous." She really wished she had her chakra unsealed so she could kill that stupid fucking blonde.

But, she didn't.

"HAHAHA!"

Fucking pricks.

She got up, marched to the door, yanked said door open, snarled at the bedroom light he left on yet a-fucking-gain. She damn near broke the switch as she slammed a fist on it to shut the bulb down. Not satisfied with just the lights off now, she marched to the living room to deliver some sweet justice. She entered the living room and saw the idiot roaring with laughter.

"HAHAAHA OH MY- OW WHAT THE FU- ow! OW! Let go!" Naruto's humor was cut short as he felt his ear being pulled harshly. He turned around and went to glare at the offender- and then paled.

He really forgot she was sleeping.

"H-H-Hey Ta-Tayuya-chan! Did you want to watch-"

"Shut the fuck up, you stupid shit head! People are trying to sleep and your obnoxious ass is keeping me up!" Tayuya raged on, "And what the fuck is up with you not turning your light off?!"

Naruto nursed his red ear as he looked away, "Sorry Tayuya-chan, I forgot again. I didn't think you would wake up to that-" His statement was cut off as he saw the shorter Uzumaki step up to him. She pushed a finger into his chest.

"No fuck you! How the fuck would you like it if I turned you on and just left you blue balled?!"

At that outrageous statement, Naruto could not help but look at her incredulously before letting out a deep laugh.

"Yeah, okay Tayuya-chan, children aren't really my type… so I don't think your question can apply here…"

'children?' Tayuya clenched her fists at her sides, her a fucking child?! She glared at the blonde. "Trust me you fucking idiot, you'd be begging me for release if I so much as touched you, not that I ever would."

"You poked me," Naruto reminded her with a cocky grin.

A large vein formed on Tayuya's forehead at the snarky reply. "Y-Yeah, and uh-" she quickly racked her brains for a verbal retort, "Yeah and I bet you're fucking hard already," she sneered. "Your baby dick is so tiny," she pointed at his pants with no bulge, "it doesn't even grow a millimeter when your turned on." She had a satisfied and vindictive smile on her face as she what the anger and offence now on her roommate's visage.

"Whoa, I do not have a baby dick. And I can prove it." Without a second thought, he grabbed the waistband of his pants and boxers, then proceeded to yank em down, letting his 11-inch limb, unaroused, show.

"What the fuck are you doing you perverted ass- holy shit." Tayuya saw the motion and started to talk but cut off when she saw that… that thing, dangling between the blonde's legs. Yeah, he was fucking gigantic. She could not take her eyes off that… that weapon of mass destruction.

Naruto smirked and decided to mess with her a little bit. He stepped forward into her personal space and watched her yelp with a humongous hpp back. He guffawed as he pulled his boxers back up.

"Ha! You're scared of a penis? Big talk for someone so vulgar and cocky… What did you say again?" he held a finger up, "Ah yes, 'I bEt YoU'Re HaRd aLrEAdy.'" Naruto snickered as the redhead's face matched the color of her hair as she looked away. From anger or embarrassment, he didn't know, but this was totally worth it.

Now that she wasn't glaring or verbally abusing him, he took the time to look her up and down... Minutes passed and the blonde gulped as he noticed the cleavage of her large double-d cup breasts. His eyes traveled down her sleek and toned stomach until he noticed the damp spot on her panties. He inhaled deeply through his nose and immediately smelled the arousal. Despite his will not to, he felt the blood beginning to rush down to his member. Quickly, he looked elsewhere, desperately trying to will his arousal to go down.

'Shit¸ she's gonna beat my ass if she notices-'

"You're gay."

"W-what?!" He looked up shockingly at the announcement.

"You heard me, you're gay."

The jinchuuriki blinked. Not really understanding how she drew that kind of conclusion. "Um…" he started off, "how the hell did you get that?!"

She pushed her breasts and dropped them, letting her melons jiggle beautifully. His mouth parted slightly, something she didn't notice as she twirled around and showed her derriere to him.

"I'm sexy as fuck and you're not hard."

Naruto watched as she cupped her asscheeks and play around with the soft flesh. He saw the wet spot again and this time, he could not handle all the stimulation as his member stood at full mast. Shooting out another five inches with the girth of his wrist. His briefs were straining to contain his erection.

Tayuya turned to face her roommate fully and was about to justify that it was okay for him to be a homosexual when she noticed his boxers straining ever so slightly to free the massive cock that was growing. Eventually, the material could not handle the beast that it was containing and his third leg flopped upwards and rested against his stomach.

Okay, maybe he wasn't gay.

She looked at his face to gauge his thoughts only to see his eyes staring intently at her. It was so passionate, she nearly forgot to breathe, much less be her usual aggressive self.

"Wh-What are you looking at?!"

Maybe she said should cover herself-

"You're beautiful."

Tayuya could swear that, at that moment, she had steam erupting from her ears. The way he stared at her and the low huskiness of his voice nearly made her orgasm. She felt her heart rate rise and felt some butterflies fluttering in her stomach. She stood frozen-still as Naruto took a step toward her.

She shivered as she felt the heat from his body and more importantly, his penis radiating out towards her. encompassing her in his warmth and intensity of the situation.

"I thought children weren't your type," whispered Tayuya, as she stared at into those now beautiful cerulean eyes.

Naruto didn't speak, and instead grabbed her wrist gently. He guided her hand to his cock and slid it down the length of the member. "Children could never have this effect on me, Tayuya."

His voice was low, husky, and sexy. Holy shit he was hot, and sexy. When the fuck did he get so sexy?! The redhead bit her lips and began lightly stroking him off. His hand was now off hers and it was at her own volition that she was doing this. Her juices were now cascading down her legs with no shame and he didn't even do anything to her yet.

He groaned and she began giving him a handjob. He suddenly grabbed her hand to stop her. "Tayuya, if you don't stop now, I won't be able to stop myself-" She silenced him with an aggressive kiss.

To her surprise, he retaliated with incredible speed. Her drenched panties were off in an instant and her back was pressed against the wall. She squealed when she was lifted by her asscheeks to the point her face was now at level with the male Uzumaki.

She let out a powerful moan as Naruto rubbed the length of his cock against her slit, coating his member in the sleek drizzling juice of her vagina and the precum of his dick.

Tayuya felt a jolt of pleasure rocket up her spine as she felt the contact with the blonde. She mewled before she knotted her hands in his hair and brought him closer for another passionate kiss. She disengaged and began sucking on his neck as he began to piston against her vagina faster, yet still not penetrating, bringing another satisfying moan out of her.

"Naruto," Her voice froze his actions; he was in fear that she was going to tell him to stop. However, her next words ignited a flame stronger than his will of fire.

She brushed his ear softly with hes tongue and whispered sensually.

"I like it rough."

Naruto's erection got even harder, if that was possible. He grabbed his member and had to buck his hip back a bit to line it up with her wet snatch. He licked his lips and what about to penetrate when she suddenly hopped off.

Naruto was confused. They were just getting to the good part-

"See how it feels to be turned on and left on?"

She giggled as she saw his mouth wide open with disbelief. As he gaped at her, she blew him a kiss before sauntering off with a sway to her hips.

Naruto stood there dumbfounded before smirking.

So she wanted to play?

He'll play.

A/N: End? Y'all decide.

P.S. Im looking for a beta!