One week after they took the nest, Hiccup woke up in his bed with Toothless licking his face.

Hiccup sighs "hi bud, in the house. Your in my house, does dad know?"

Astrid mumbles "of course, he knows that Toothless is inside our room. Now will you shut up so that we can sleep more?"

Hiccup turns to see Astrid laying on his arm next to him trying to sleep and ask "how long have you been staying with me?"

Astrid sighs "later now shut- Hiccup? Hiccup!"

She turns around and kisses him deeply taking away his breath.

After the kiss, she smiles seductively at him and punches his shoulder "that was for scaring me."

Hiccup laughs "okay maybe I deserve that one."

Astrid smiles "and I want to know what happened to me after you left for the nest."

Hiccup curious ask "don't you remember what happened to you?"

Astrid shakes her head "no, unfortunately the only thing I remember is standing on the docks watching you and Toothless sail with the men into the horizon. Then Snotlout taking out Stormfly and I pulled out the whistle that you gave me in case I needed saving from you and Toothless. Then being hit hard, after that, nothing. I woke up on Stoick's ship to see you and Toothless fly into the clouds and kill the Red Death."

Hiccup sighs "well Snotlout knocked you out and carried you home to his room in his basement and began making out with your unconscious body and I beat the hel out of him and tied him to his bed after he tied your limbs to the bed frame. His wall has to be repainted, front door, basement door, dresser. I was basically livid with rage seeing you unconscious, tied to the bed frame and him kissing your lips and neck."

Astrid smiles "well I'm glad you rescued me" and snuggles more into his side.

Hiccup ask "why are you tired for?"

Astrid blushes "I was basically busy dealing with the dragons and waiting for you to wake up for for a week and frustrated that Spitelout was trying to make you or your father pay for the damages of your rampage on beating Snotlout."

Hiccup sighs "what did my dad say?"

Astrid smiles "he told Spitelout that he has only his son to blame and if he didn't kidnap me, you wouldn't have come to my rescue. Spitelout left scowling at him and left. Next thing we hear was shouting from Jorgenson house. Snotlout came out sore as hel saying he had to pay for the damages because of his own stupidity."

Hiccup smiles "so you been worried about me for seven days?"

Astrid smiles "yes and worried that Snotlout would be more sadistic now after getting grounded and having to pay for his new dresser and doors. He warned that I should stay by your side or he was going to make me suffer more after telling the villagers that I wanted to sleep with him while everyone left for the nest."

Hiccup sighs "they won't believe him."

Astrid sighs "unfortunately some of them do, because I gave my purity to you before our wedding ceremony."

Hiccup sighs "so you been staying here to hide from the villagers?"

Astrid smiles seductively at him "actually I been staying here to tend to you at breakfast, lunch and dinner and sleeping next to you like a wife should, while your mom did in between breakfast and lunch while your dad in between lunch and dinner."

Hiccup blushes at the mention of wife and says "well then as your husband, I better go take care of those village rumors."

Astrid blushes now and says "oh no, Mr. I just took on a dragon the size of a mountain and been in a coma for a week."

Hiccup pouts "but wifey, I'm fine to get up. I been asleep for a week."

Astrid laughs at him "your adorable."

Hiccup and Astrid get up out of bed and get changed and head downstairs to see no one and decide to head to the great Hall for breakfast.

He opens the door for Astrid causing her to blush for a second and heads inside.

Some of the villagers that were in the Hall looks at the doors to see Astrid walk in with Hiccup after her and shouts cheerfully "hey it's Hiccup! He's awake!" They get up and smiles to him "glad to see your awake after being in a coma for a week."

Hiccup smiles "did everyone make it back from the nest alive?"

Stoick and Valka arrived in the great Hall and Stoick says proudly "yes son, everyone made it out because of your planning on how to take the nest and we didn't lose any ships. I heard the rumors about Astrid and was wondering what were you going to do about it?"

Hiccup sighs "well I'm surprised he's up and walking around after the beating I gave him last week and on top of that, spread rumors about my wife wanting to sleep with him when he tried to rape her."

Snotlout smirks "I wouldn't call it rape. I would call it her wanting to sleep with me and forget about you."

Stoick sighs rubbing his forehead "oh, I'm not dealing with this in the morning right now."

Astrid scowls at Snotlout "go sleep with someone else, pig! I'm married to Hiccup."

Snotlout smirks "your not married until you have a ceremony wedding which I'm pretty sure you will marry me when Hiccup proved to be a traitor to Berk for siding with dragons."

Stoick sighs "let me stop you there, Snotlout. Hiccup did betray Berk by befriending dragons only by seeking comfort and learning from them to help Berk from the Red Death. And without Toothless, there would be no Berk. So with Hiccup slaying the Red Death, he proved his loyalty to Berk."

Snotlout scowls "so your going to let him walk with befriending a dragon against our law?"

Valka smirks "he befriended dragons to figure out what was the cause of our dragon raid problem."

Hiccup smiles "Astrid, what would you like for breakfast?"

Astrid smiles "blueberry pancakes!"

Hiccup nods "two blueberry pancakes coming up."

He leaves to go get them blueberry pancakes for breakfast.

While Hiccup left to go get them breakfast, Snotlout smirks at Astrid "he makes you breakfast?! If it was me, you would be getting me breakfast, lunch and dinner."

Astrid scowls at Snotlout "I wouldn't be making you anything because your arrogant and trash while Hiccup is nice and caring and besides that, I can't cook anything besides fish."

Snotlout scowls at her "then I guess the only thing your good for is a good laid and nothing else."

Valka gaped in shock at her nephew boldly describe Astrid as nothing but a sex object instead of a woman.

Next thing a big noise echo throughout the great Hall as Astrid slapped Snotlout so hard that his face turned and sent him to the floor with a red cheek.

She yells at him "I may look like a sex object to any guy, but at least Hiccup doesn't treat me like one! And you want to know something else, the first time me and Hiccup had sex, he was amazing and afterwards I wanted to have sex with him again, but my mom told me no after that one time."

Hiccup returns to the table with two plates of blueberry pancakes, each carrying two pancakes and sees Astrid scowling and Snotlout on the floor holding his red cheek and smirks "say, Snotlout, did you say something embarrassing and disrespectful to my wife for you to get slapped by her?"

Snotlout scowls "shut up, Hiccup, and she's not your wife! She's only a girl who is nothing but a good lay in bed!"

Now Hiccup's smirk falls off his face and says in a very deadly tone "did you just refer my wife as a sex object, because a week ago, I redecorated your bedroom with your corpse for kidnapping and attempted rape?"

Snotlout smirks "it wasn't rape!"

Hiccup sighs "just leave Snotlout before my good mood goes to hel and the next time you tell lies about Astrid, I'm going to tell all the village girls that you and Tuffnut tried to rape me at ten years old. I'm sure that is no sex indefinitely for you and Tuffnut."

Snotlout scowls and leaves to go home and eat breakfast.

Hiccup turns to his dad and says "I want Snotlout shipped off to Bog Burglars to learn manners from Bertha."

Stoick smiles "as you wish son. Now onto the celebration tonight for your victory over the Red Death."

Hiccup smiles "sure dad, I feel great to celebrate the end of the dragon raids" and turns to Astrid and curious ask "after we had sex for the first time, you wanted to do it again and was I amazing at it because that was my first time as well and I was scared that I would hurt you badly doing it?"

Astrid smirks "well you aren't small in certain parts and you pushed all my buttons while we did it and after the soreness faded away afterwards, I wanted to do it again but my mom said I shouldn't do it again until like twenty days after the blood moon cycle ends so that I don't end up pregnant, even with using the moon tea."

Hiccup smiles "if you were to end up pregnant, I would be scared, but at least we have our parents to help us out. Plus I would be thrilled to be a father."

Astrid smiles seductively at him "are you thinking of trying to get me pregnant before twenty or thinking about the future?"

Hiccup smiles "the future. Your parents would kick my butt for knocking you up before twenty and my dad would rush us to get married so that our baby wouldn't be born out of wedlock."

Astrid whispers in his ear "you better get ready for tonight because I want to do it again tonight while everyone is here partying."

Hiccup whispers back "you want go for a flight or the sleeping part?"

Astrid blushes "the sleeping part."

After having breakfast Hiccup walked down to the Forge to look at his armor suit and sighs "it took a hit from that tail and only dented the suit some, but still good."

He begins heating up the heater and works hammering out dented swords.

Lunch time came around, when Astrid came by with tears in her eyes. He ask her "what's wrong?"

Astrid whines someone kidnapped my baby brother and attacked him while my parents were doing their chores."

Hiccup ask "did you have Stormfly track him down?"

Astrid smiles "yes and found him in the forest beaten unconscious and Gothi says that he might not make it" and cries more.

Hiccup sighs "well I just finished my shift and I think I can help him but your not going to like how."

Astrid whines "I don't care how you help him, just help him please husband."

Hiccup calls Toothless and the three head to Gothi's Hut.

When they get there, Astrid ask him "how is Toothless going to help my baby brother?"

Hiccup ask "are you comfortable seeing your baby brother in his underwear?"

Astrid gaped "why would you ask me that?! I seen you naked when we were kids together!"

Hiccup smiles "okay."

He undressed Brian down to his underwear to see all his bruises on his arms and legs and says "okay Toothless, time to give him a bath like he's your baby."

Astrid gasped "what?"

Toothless begins licking every part of Brian until he's covered in Toothless's healing salvia.

Hiccup grabs some of Gothi's healing herbs and mixed it with Toothless's saliva and has Brian drink a dose of it and says "now we wait until tonight for updates."

Hiccup and Astrid leave Gothi's Hut and walk to the forest with their dragons.

Astrid ask "why did we bring our dragons for?"

Hiccup smirks "I wanted to bring Stormfly to sniff out the ones who beat up our baby brother and I'm sure you want to beat that person up as well."

Astrid smiles seductively at him and kisses his cheek "you are so sweet to me, Hiccup."

Hiccup smiles "my pleasure, milady."

Astrid smirks seductively "just wait until tonight, I'm going to enjoy having our time alone together doing it a second time since we did it at fourteen for two hours."

Hiccup smirks "oh well then we better gathering up the moon tea ingredients if we plan on having sex for two hours."

Stormfly sniffed the scent and lead Hiccup and Astrid two the village and split into two directions.

Astrid stare in shock "two villagers attacked my baby brother?!"

Hiccup sighs "it would seem so. Which path do you want to follow?"

Astrid sighs "let's take the left scent."

They follow Stormfly through the village leading them to Spitelout Jorgenson and stood in shock and left to figure out what they just uncovered to their baby brother's attack.

Astrid sighs "Spitelout Jorgenson attacked my baby brother?!"

Hiccup sighs "no, I don't think he would of attack Brian. I think he just watched his son, Snotlout beat up our baby brother for revenge."

Astrid sighs "let's just go find the other person."

They follow Stormfly through the village on the second scent leading them to Snotlout who was talking to his buddies about how he was going to blackmail Astrid into dating him or he was going to hurt her family.

Dogsbreath curious ask "do you have brains or got a death wish messing with Astrid?"

Snotlout laughs "of course I got brains! And Astrid is going to dump my sorry loser cousin and date me or she can suffer as I hurt her family members."

Hiccup holds Astrid back but, one look in her eyes and knew her mind was set on beating the shit out of Snotlout and let her go.

Astrid screams "Snotlout Jorgenson! You attacked my baby brother and now threaten my family?! I'm going to kick your ass and it's going to be bloodied!"

Dogsbreath gulps "uh, Snotlout, your on your own with this one."

Astrid throws her axe at him. An inch from his ear to catch him off guard for a hard hitting fist knocking him on his ass. She gets on his chest and starts punching him, blooding his lip and black eye.

Grabs his arm and breaks it in two. Take his head and bangs it in the ground. Kick him in the groin three times. Punch him in the stomach four times. One blow with her axe and huffs deep breathing with adrenaline running through her body. Hiccup smirks "maybe this is a little reminder that if you mess with our family members, we beat the shit out of you?"