-Really Unnecessary/Weird Author's Notes:
"Hey guys! Just saying hi. Sorry I haven't been on in, like, five years! My goldfish, Mr. Rainbowkins, had just died. It was SO tragic! Anywaysssssss, TTYL! I'll see y'all next year! *kisses*
~ FartingRainbowFish_RIPrainbowkins Out!"
*K then…
-Way too long disclaimers, featuring the characters! Also: Chapters that are two paragraphs long… with a 22 paragraph disclaimer with pointless character dialog.
" Me: HEY GUYS! I got Leo to do the disclaimer for me!
Leo: She forced me! SHE IS EVIL RUNNNNN!
Me: Leo do it or I kill him.
Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Mwahahahhahahahahahahahaha.
Leo: Okay fine! Rainbow_farting_fish does not own any of these characters. They belong to Uncle Rick! Wait, Who's Uncle Rick? What charcters?
Me: Nobody… *nervous laugh*
Annabeth: Uncle Rick is-MMHM!
Me: Sorry about that. Bad, girl Annie.
Annabeth: Don't call me Annie!
Percy: YOLO.
Jason: I'M JUST HERE.
Piper: Hello!
Hazel: howdoyouworkthislittletinyboxoflights
Frank: Hold on I'll help you!
Hazel: Thanks Frank.
Nico: no.
Me: What? Is this 'Nico says no' aka #nicosaysno
Nico: no.
Thalia: Can't we hurry this up?
Me: Thank you Thalia! Bye Guys! On with the story!"
*#nicosaysno
-This the normal chapter list of a regular Fanfiction story:
"DISCLAIMER
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Chapter 3
I'M SO SORRY GUYS!
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
DISCONTINUING! SORRY!
UP FOR ADPOTION!"
* Ummmmmmmmmm… SERIOUSLY!
-Listing Comments
"FartingUnicorns: Is this the end? Will Percy remain a unicorn? I'm so confused!
No, you'll get a good conclusion when I finally update next year. :)
Jubillecatt22: When is Peter going to get together with Suzanna? It's killing me!
Soon enough, ;)
KKkitten98: Who's JoJo again?
A monkey that farts out rainbows and curses every other word. He's also the mastermind behind their quest. The Wise Monkey. :)
I3CreepyDolls77: Will there be blooooooooddddddd?
Yes, and lots of it. Mwahaha ;)
Honeybooboochildsux88: Will I get my Peanna (Peter x Suzanna) fluff yet? When's Annabeth going to be introduced? Who's Percy?
Your Peanna fluff will come soon enough! Annabeth was just a lead-on. She's never joining my story. Percy? Psh. He's SO unimportant! :)
CreeperDude123: Heyyyyyy honeyyyyyy. How ya doin. You wanna meet me in that alley near that coffee shop? I'll show YOU a good time, eh?
Hey, handsome! Meet me there ;) Even better, meet me at MY house. Parents are away! 123 Apple Street. Apt. 2B ;)"
*WTF! (I just made up that last one...) The "story" this goes to is the one below. :)
-When you see a story like:
"Percy becomes a Unicorn by, Rainbowfartingunicornpeople11
One day, Percy wakes up as a unicorn! Join him and Annabeth on a quest to get him back to normal!
English, T Percy Jackson and the Olympians words: 12k chapters: 11 fantasy, romance
MEANWHILE:
Only 5k of those 12k words are used in the actual story. The rest are used in the endless author notes. (The Chapter List is the one I put in my previous point)"
*Seriously?
-Incorrect PJO/HoO Book quotes/ refrences
" 'PEANUTS!' yelled Tyson, going into battle with his shorter cousins, the giant Cyclopes."
*I believe its
A) Peanut Butter
B) He is the shortest Cyclops, according to Percy
Grrrrrrrrr...
BYE! SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPIE!
Frazel and Sticks,
Lizzie
(I just made up the users above. Sorry if that's actually your username or you know an author with that username!)