-I hate when there are stories that say stuff like:

"Annabeth was in a teal mini dress with a sweetheart neckline that came up to her knees and accentuated her curves and it had subtle sparkles going from her collarbone to her hips with slight ruffles throughout. "

Or

"Hazel's dress matched her eyes with its gold color. Its halter neckline and form-fitting look was complete with diamond chandelier earrings and twenty Alex & Ani bracelets. Her golden pumps made her almost as tall as Frank, but taller than Leo."

1) Is this a math problem? '…Almost as tall as Frank but taller than Leo.'

2) All I need is

"Annabeth wore a pretty riffled, short teal dress that also had sparkles."

"Hazel wore a gold dress with big earrings, a lot of bracelets and pumps that made her appear taller."

Another thing…

"I wore a pink crop-top that said 'PONIES R AMAZING' and light gray sweatpants that say 'JUICY' on the butt and light brown Uggs. My long, blonde hair styled neatly in a messy bun on top of my head. I decided not to put makeup on because I don't need it. Off to breakfast with my fellow daughters of Zeus!"

1) 'Styled neatly' and 'messy bun' are not compatible.

2) Are you rich or something? JUICY AND UGGS ARE EXPENSIVE!

3) What happened to the CHB dress code?

4) Daughters. DAUGHTERS. Of Zeus. Z-E-U-S. ZEUS. You catch my drift.

Also,

"During breakfast I had blueberry pancakes, a half cup of orange juice, three strawberries, and quarter-sliced peaches with lite whipped cream. I bit into my pancake, savoring the flavor. 'Mmm.' I said."

… (no comment -_- )

"I had a yummy breakfast."

Would suffice.

OTHER ANNOYING THINGS INCLUDE:

"Percy ate his blue blueberry pancakes.

A/N: I LOVE BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!

Then he had some orange juice.

A/N I LOVE ORANGE JUICE!

Then the doctor came and whisked him away.

A/N Catch the reference?"

Must I continue?

PROPHECIES BE LIKE: (EX. For Elia, daughter of Athena- just got to camp)

The child of Athena

Shall Face Gaia

Then the Son of Poseidon

Shall dump the other Daughter of Athena

For you

Because your awesome.

You'll find Gaia at Niagara Falls.

Cheers!

In Chaos Fanfics, Chaos Percy wears black everything! I mean someone wearing black in the middle of summer would catch my attention more than someone wearing blue!

Also his name is like OMEGATRIDENT1. I wonder who that is?

No offence to people not in AMERICA but I PERSONALLY get annoyed when Percy/ gang says:

"loo"

"candy floss"

"telly"

Etc.

He would say (since he's American)

"Bathroom"

"Cotton Candy"

"TV/Television"

(SORRY!)

BONUS: Worst Kane Chronicles & PJO Crossover Clichés

-They can't keep the secret of their gods for less than one school day.

-Sadie and the Stolls always team up

-Percy makes Carter find him for the soul purpose of introducing him to Annabeth/Chiron

-The Egyptians are FASCINATED by the Greeks and their camp! A little is okay, but they live in a magic mansion for goodness sakes! And flying horses startle them?! AASjuviujxhbbnbcdzhdcufhkzjdbczjbdvjk

-Why do (at first) the Greeks ALWAYS assume that the Egyptains are Greek/Roman demigods?!

-How can you mix Anubis and Nico up? (insert 26767649276492 question marks)

(I may, in the future, make a full chapter for this (or just PJO crossovers in general), but not now.)

1) Thanks for 100+ Reviews and 30+ Follows *gives everyone a big hug*

2) Sorry. Short, I know. Whatever. At least I updated. It's not like I'm being asked to update so consider yourselves lucky.

Alright, gotta go!

~Lizzie

(the clichéd PJO fangirl)