Disclaimer: I don't own CID.
Ye kahani hai Daya ke college time ki. Jab Daya ek genda uncle nahi ek genda ladka hota hai.
Daya class ke liye late ho gya hota hai kyunki subah subah uski nunni zip mein fans jati hai, wo zip bachane ke liye DIY(Do it yourself) Khatna kar leta hai aur fati nunni pe tape lagake college aa jata hai.
Jaise hi wo class mein ghusta hai use saamne Abhijeet and gang dikhta hai, Abhijeet ekdum lowborn subhuman ki tara gande kapdo mein hota hai aur Tarika uske barabar mein Dr Salunkhe ki god mein baith ke DCP Chitrole ko garma garam chumma deri hoti hai.
"Aa gya gende.." Abhijeet Daya ko dekh ke bolta hai.
"Tera baap aya... troon troon proon proon" Daya muh se gata hua bolta hai.
Tabhi professor class mein aate hain aur sab apni jagah lelete hain. DCP Chitrole hadbadi mein Tarika ke muh par baith jata hai kursi samajh ke use.
"Abe bhenchod neeche utar" Professor saab DCP Chitrole ko bolte hain aur wo Dr Salunkhe ki god mein baith jata hai jisse uski god toot jati hai.
Professor saab roll call chalu krte hain. Jab Abhijeet ka number ata hai to wo apne roll number pe jawab nahi deta aur ACP ki mooch sehlane mein busy rehta hai.
Professor saab ye dekh ke bhadak jaate hain aur wo Abhijeet ki seat pe jake usme tabadtod ghusand bajane lagte hain jisse uska muh khunamkhan ho jata hai. Fir Professor sab jeb se ustra nikaal ke Abhijeet ki naad kaat ke halal kr dete hain use wahin.
Daya dar jata hai aur jaldbaji mein police ki jagah Strike Team ko call kar deta hai , hawa mein udta Drone call ki jagah ko target karke 13 nukes marta hai aur Daya ki kati nunni ka kate se kata part bhi nahi bachta.
THE END.