The first rays of the sun shined through the window, illuminating the dark room the two lovers slumbered in. Mouse and Sneaky had a great night, the two woke up, the mass of the two fur and scales rustled in the bed, Sneaky grinned at Mouse, who returned it, embracing each other once more and basking in each other's presence, and cuddled upon one another for much longer. Which was unfortunately interrupted by Mouse' phone ringing.
"Sneaky can you get that?" Said Mouse, he couldn't exactly move with Sneaky on top of him. Sneaky groaned a bit.
"Can't we sleep in…?" Said Sneaky lazily.
I mean sometime right now Sneaky…" Said Mouse, Sneaky gave in and took the phone from the nightstand next to the bed.
"Mr Mouse Kaboom! Would you care to explain why you haven't called or called ze phone and told me you are back!? Or are you perhaps avoiding me hmmm?" Said the sassy and strict voice of none other than his mother, he had to get the phone away from his ear just from the sheer anger in her voice.
"I am fine mere, I simply forgot. There waz a matter I needed to attend to" Said Mouse, Sneaky grinned considering he knew what the 'matter' was.
"Oh fils, you could have at least told me… I will have Axel come pick you up in a few hours from now, what endroit have you resided in for ze night?" Said his mother, Mouse began sweating up a storm, she would get angry at the mere mention of the name.
"Ah… Nous are in … Viva de Lourdes…" Said Mouse softly, bracing himself for a good nagging.
"Ah that's good that's go- QUOI!? You vent to that awful slut infested endroit!? And vhat do you mean nous!? You're vith someone!? Mr Mouse Kaboom you better be where you are and bring along zat person with you! I vill not tolerer any kind of insolence!" Said his mother.
"Mere I can expla-" But the call was already cut off. Sneaky heard the whole thing and sympathized for him.
"What's wrong?" Asked Sneaky, worried for his rodent lover.
"… Oh non… Sneaky, zis is bit sudden but… Vous have to meet mon family…" Said Mouse nervously.
"W-what!?" Said Sneaky, if his father was already scary enough, his mother , or even relatives would be even moreso.
…
After checking out of the motel, there was one thing Mouse had to do before they could actually live together though, and that was seeing the rest of Mouse' relatives, and Sneaky felt nervous just the thought of seeing his father, what more of his parents. They had rented tuxedos that they rented from a nearby place, and waited for the chauffeur. As promised by his mother, there was he, Axel, their most trusted canine butler ready to pick them up.
"Bonjour monsieur Mouse and monsieur…?" Axel paused, not knowing who Sneaky was.
"Sneaky, my name's Sneaky" Said Sneaky politely.
"Oh, so this is your catch 'monsieur' Sneaky…" Smirked Axel, dropping his fake French accent in the process, Mouse pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Just take us home Axel…" Said Mouse, he didn't like being cooped up in the mansion anyway so this wasn't an exciting experience for him.
"Is this even necessary!?" Complained Sneaky, military uniforms was one thing, but formal attire was an entirely new concept of clothing to him, his tuxedo was nothing like the military uniforms he had worn, the rough and rugged military camo felt just fine on his scales, but the smooth silk of the tux felt rather odd to his scaly hide, making him scratch himself all over.
"Stop scratching Sneaky! You want my family to think you're some kind of reptilian ape?" Said Mouse, swatting Sneaky's hands.
"I-I can't help it, it feels so tingly to me" Said Sneaky, trying his best to resist the urge to scratch his scales.
"Well you better get used to it, though I don't zink my relatives would be impressed with all ze scratching" Said Mouse, straightening his bow tie.
"Fine, but I'll make no promises" Said Sneaky, huffing to himself.
The limo cruised to a huge set of gates of the supposed household, the huge mansion loomed over them, letting the two veterans in, the gates opening automatically for them, and they were already expected as they were already informed of his arrival the day before. Getting off the limo, the two veterans were welcomed inside by two guards, and on top of the foyer, was his mother, and his two uncles and two aunts.
"Oh Mouse my baby is home!" Said his mother, running down the stair to him.
"Mere I-" But he was silenced by his mother kissing him all over the face that he had to squint and cringe as he was babied in front of Sneaky, Sneaky in turn snickered at his predicament.
"Oh mon baby, mon baby, mon…" His mother stopped to look at Sneaky, letting go of Mouse and eyeing Sneaky.
"So… Zis is ze one you slept with?" Said his mother, who circled Sneaky, Sneaky felt like he was kind of a piece of meat from the way she kept looking all over.
"Mere, I can expla-" Said Mouse, his mother held up a hand to make him quiet.
"Hmmm, well-built, strong legs, long tongue…" Muttered his mother, grabbing Sneaky's tongue at the last remark and observing him like some sort of specimen.
"MERE" Cried out Mouse, he was concerned with the way his mother was objectifying Sneaky. His mother let go of Sneaky's tongue who coughed and snaked the long muscle back inside.
"Oh! Apologies! Zis is the first time I met a chameleon before. Well, never mind that, where are my manners. I am Abele Kaboom, and zis is Mouse' aunts and uncles. Zis is Antoinette, a top notch diplomee, a woman of science." Introduced Mouse' mother, who looked rather fascinated with Sneaky and adjusting her glasses.
"Hello, can I have a dna sample from yo-?" Said the four eyed mouse who then got pushed away by Abele.
"And zis is Ella, she has a husband, a rat to be specific, and although zey are married, she, nor her husband are zo keen on keeping his name a secret.
"Mere! You said you vouldn't tell n'importe qui!" Exclaimed Ella.
"Oh Ella I did not tell him anything explicite so silencieuse! Ah, what waz I saying, oui, this enorme fellow is Emeric, do not worry, he may have participated in le war, but I assure you he von't hurt a fly" Said Abele, Sneaky felt a bit intimidated a bit by the towering Mouse before him, he never thought any species of mice could ever have outgrown him, who waved back and shot a creepy smile with his scarred gruff face.
"And finally, zis is Zacha- ZACHARIE! Put down zat mouse trap!" Said Abele in irritation, Zacharie had managed to sneak up on Sneaky, and was about to put a mouse trap next to his tail. Sneaky grew a bit nervous and weary at Zacharie and Antoinette.
"Ah, you're no fun Abele" Said Zacharie, the skinny mouse, leaning on the other side of the mansion's walls. Abele glared at him, and turned back her attention back to Sneaky.
"Zo Sneaky, were you ze one dat plowed my son's… le cul?" Asked Abele, Mouse wanted to die on the spot at that instant, Sneaky may not have known those words at all, but he knew exactly what they meant.
"Uh… Yes, yes I am, nice to meet you meet you Mrs Abele. Though I may have flinged with him, I have no such intention of abandoning him, if he so chooses, I'll marry him on the spot. I owe my life to him, and nothing will separate me from him, even if it costs me my life" Said Sneaky, finding it all too embarrassing to admit that he fucked another person up the ass literally and pledge his love for Mouse in the same explanation. .
"Zo… When do you plan to get married?" Asked Ella.
"W-wha? I… We never talked about it" Admitted Sneaky.
"Is that true Mouse? You're going to decide to fuck a person without plans of having been engaged? Mouse I thought I taught you better than that" Scolded Abele.
"B-but mere, zis is our first time arriving here. Ve can't just get married zo soon" Said Mouse, he didn't mind getting married, but he wasn't so sure that Sneaky would be comfortable with this.
"And you think having sex is okay, but marriage is too far? Riiiiiight?" Said Zacharie sarcastically.
'i…" Mouse couldn't argue with that, they had sex in what was known as a getaway for lovers to elope and fulfil their sexual fantasies with each other on the raunchiest side of town.
"It's settled then, Mouse and Sneaky vill be wedded. I can't wait" Said Antoinette, images of test tube babies racing across her mind.
"Wait, Emeric, you can't be agreeing to this right?" Said Mouse, Emeric just looked away, not wanting to get involved and gave him a small smile as if to say sorry.
"Mouse, you vill get married one way or the other like the proper gentleman that you are and you are going to love it. Axel! Escort these two to their rooms so they can get acquainted with their living arrangements." Ordered Abele, Axel pushed the two to their own bedrooms, muttering a sorry and leaving them to process that they had just gotten an arranged marriage as soon as they just met Mouse' parents.
"*sigh* I'm sorry about my mere. She can be demanding, if… If you don't want to go through with this, I can always try to convince my mere to forget about eet. I'm sorry Snea-"Apologized Mouse, Sneaky cut him off with a well-placed finger on his lips.
"It's okay Mouse… Besides, I'm your 'prisoner' remember. We're stuck together, whether you want it or not. And if anything, I'm glad, of all the people I am stuck with forever, it's you" said Sneaky, wiping a tear away from Mouse and embraced each other. Meanwhile, downstairs the 5 mice had began discussing what they thought of the reptile.
"So what did you think of him?" Said Abele.
"He seems nice and well mannered, that's good enough for me. He reminds me so much of my husband, always quiet unless spoken to…" Said Ella, drifting her mind to her distant husband.
"How vould moi know? You could have at least let me see his reaction earlier" Complained Zachari.
"He is a fine specimen, he'd make a great test subject to make chameleon test tu-" Said Antoinette, dreaming of whatever dissections she could make from whatever babies she could make from any dna samples she could get.
"For goodness sake Antoinette! Az a person not a test subject. Honestly, you're so obsessed vith test tube babies" Said Abele, rubbing her temples.
"Oh, uh, yes of course. Az a person of great importance to Mouse, it is highly probable that he would make a great life partner based on his comments" Said Antoinette. Emeric just nodded, agreeing with Antoinette.
"Then Zis discussion is over" Said Antoinette, the 5 mice dispersed and did whatever it was they were doing earlier. Abele's phone rang and she answered it, knowing who it exactly was.
"Oh honey~ How are yo-" Said his father only to be yelled at her.
"DON'T HONEY ME YOU MORON! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD MOUSE TO HEAD STRAIGHT HOME BUT NOOOOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AND NOW I ZEE THAT YOU ARE AZ IREZZPONSIBLE IN THE PAST AND…" Abele kept rambling on and Mouse' father sighed at the nagging he received.