'Pikachu found love? That's so cute!' Ash said. 'But Misty, I need to tell you something.'

'What is it?' Ash asked, while James stared at the two people he shipped.

'Misty, you are... I think...' Ash stuttered. 'I am...'

'What is it, Ash?' Misty asked. Was he finally ready to confess? Was this real? Finally, her life had purpose again! After releasing Togetic, being locked up in the Gym against her will and missing Ash, her life lost purpose. Now, with Togetic and Ash back in her life, she felt like life was finally going to be good.

'Misty, when Danny and Rudy... And when you wore a skimpy bikini... And when you wore that mermaid outfit...'

'Ash, I get it,' Misty smiled.

'You do?'

'Don't speak,' Misty said. She moved her head towards Ash's, wrapped her arms around him and planted her lips on his, causing the boy from Pallet Town to blush heavily. From a distance, Jessie, James and Meowth stared at the twerps and even took a picture of them! After a minute of kissing on the lips, Ash challenged Misty to a game of tongue wrestling. While feeling warm and fuzzy, she felt his bulge poking against her body.

After watching Ash and Misty make out for fifteen minutes, James walked up to the couple. 'That was awesome! Are you two together now?'

'You bet we are, James!' Ash said. 'Right, Misty?' The Cerulean City Gym Leader nodded.

'Ash, a deal is a deal,' James said. 'What do you want to know about the Pallet Town Baileys Festival eleven years ago?'

'Well, Surge said he saw you and my mother together that evening. I need to know who she slept with that evening, so I can find out who my father is,' Ash explained.

'Twerp, I'm afraid you're never going to find out.'

'Why not?'

'I fucked her, but so did several other men at that event! And I've heard that she slept with half of the men in Pallet Town. So yeah, I'm afraid you're never going to find out.'

When hearing James' answer, Ash shed a tear.

'Come on, twerp! You can't help it that your mother is a slut!'

'James, don't slut shame women! Didn't you have casual sex with Delia that night?' Jessie snapped.

'Sorry, babe,' James said, while putting his hand on Jessie's rear end, much to her pleasure.

'So yeah, twerps, I'm afraid there's no way to find out. She had sex with at least ten men that night, I think.'

'That's a shame,' Misty said. 'Still, thank you for talking to us.'

When Ash and Misty got up and were about to leave the pub, Misty realized something. When making out with Ash, she forgot all about the drunk Pikachu and Togetic! 'Ash, where is Pikachu?'

'I don't know! We need to find them, before they have sex in public! If they do that, we might get fined for it! After all, if the Pokemon do illegal stuff, the law states that the Trainers are responsible,' Ash screamed. 'I can't afford a criminal record!'

Luckily for our heroes, they saw the Pokemon in a corner, close to the bathroom, without anybody seeing them, since all other people were standing in line to get a drink from the bartender.

'What are those two doing?' Ash asked. He saw Pikachu moving up and down on top of Togetic. The electric mouse did NOT take kindly to Ash and Misty disturbing his moment, causing him to jump up and use Thunderbolt on the couple!

'Ash, do you realize what just happened?' Misty asked.

'Pikachu and Togetic are having sex!' Ash screamed. Luckily for him, the other pub visitors were talking so loud, that no one could hear the Thunderbolt or the screaming Ash.

'Ash, let's give them some privacy,' Misty suggested. 'Let's turn around, so we're not looking at them, while also making sure that other people can't see what they're doing.'

'Pi Pikachu!' the yellow Pokemon said to his girlfriend. 'Finally those stupid humans give us some fucking privacy!'

'Yes! I love Misty, but I wish she wouldn't stop us from having some fun,' the drunk Togetic squealed. 'Toge Toge Tic!'

And so, Pikachu got back on top of Togetic and allowed his Metapod to enter Togetic's Cloyster, much to Togetic's joy. 'Toge! Toge! Toge! Toge! Tic!' she moaned.

'Pika! Pika! Pika! Pika!' Ash's friend shouted. Despite being drunk, his Metapod was still able to aim his String Shot at Togetic's Cloyster.

'Togetic!' Misty's signature Pokemon moaned. After giving Pikachu another hug, the drunk Fairy Pokemon flew in Misty's arms.

'Are you and Pikachu ready to leave?' Misty asked.

Togetic nodded.

'Did you have fun with Pikachu?' Misty teased.'

'Toge Togetic,' the Pokemon confirmed.

'I'll hold you while walking. You're too drunk to fly on your own,' Misty said. Then, Ash grabbed Pikachu and left the pub.

'Where do we go now?' Misty asked. 'I have only one week left before I have to be back at the Gym, and we have no clue where to look next...'

After noticing that the drunk Pikachu fell asleep, Ash had an idea. 'Hey, I know! Let's go back to Pallet Town!'