Been awhile, hasn't it? Well... death in the family so... yeah... been away for awhile as I tried pulling myself together. Anyway, less sadness, whole reason I made this account was for fun so let's have some fun!

Ozpin was rubbing his temples, of all the students at this academy it never dawned on him that one of them was related to him. Well, not anyone related to his recent form anyway. After losing track of how old he was it was logical that nearly 99% of the human and faunus population were related to at least one of his incarnations somehow. It's also a reason why he never looked into romantic ventures, not only would they distract from his chessmatch but it'd be waaay too close to incest for his tastes. And yet... before him was a granddaughter who was 17 years old yet he himself was only... what year was it again?

Oh Brothers she's still talking.

"-nd we can go shopping together! Spend Eostre, Winter Solstice, Halloween, and I can introduce you to REN~!"

The smile on her face was just so... bright, he read over her file and remembered how she was an orphan raised alongside the Lie boy.

Wait... Orphan... Oh no...

Those blue orb looked up at him the way children would at meeting their hero, yet behind that there was something else Ozpin saw that clung at his heartstrings. He patted her head, "Of course, Mi- I mean... Nora." He smiled,

"AAAAH!" She hugged him harder somehow, an audible crack emanating from him. "Nora... please put me down..."

While that family reunion was going on, a family revelation was happening.

Winter Schnee was surprised at her sister's sudden video call and more surprised at it's subject matter. "Pray tell, why are you requesting information on that drunken dolt?"

"I... you see... um..." Weiss still hadn't accepted herself, but she managed to convince Oobleck to give her another kit. And then another. And then another. And then another...

"What did I tell you about stuttering like a fool?" She narrowed her eyes, it was like that time Weiss was trying to explain who broke Uncle Bartholomew's vase to father. It was Whitley but the bastard would never believe his little angel would do anything he'd dislike.

"I... I'm not a daughter of Jacques Schnee."

The elder Schnee paused, ... Well shit.

Weiss sent her multiple results to her sister, revealing all of them showed her having a match with Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao-Long through her nearest paternal relative. Given how the only other Branwen she knows is their uncle...

"Is... is this just some kind of joke... This is a joke, right...?"

Winter checked the results, legitimate and from a trusted company. She rubbed her temples, "I... may or may not remember... that idiot saying something.. along the lines of... fornicating with our mother..."

Weiss' heart sank, she knew fidelity was never a thing in her parent's marriage. Hell, she knew his father spent more time with escorts than his own kids while she was growing up. At least mom hid her affairs from the family... And... She was still a Schnee after all! She clenched her fist, I am still a Schnee!

"Weiss!"

She snapped out of her inner turmoil, "I'm.. I'm sorry! Just... I think I'll be fine with this being true... just needed... reassurance. I..."

"I know... Father is a vile bastard who attached himself to the Schnee like a parasite, the good news from this is we know that none of his toxic blood flows through your veins... or...mine... possibly."

Weiss raised an eyebrow at that last bit. Winter wiped her face quick, a lot of things suddenly making sense. "He... asked me to call him daddy once but I assumed it was a vile fetish... would explain why he gave me a doll that day..."

"You know... He has another kid here at Beacon.. possibly... and is visiting soon..."

Winter sighed, "I'll ask the General for some time off, I'll try to be there as soon as I can."

"Thank you, goodnight, sister.'

"Goodnight, Weiss."

I'm going to post more chapters, try to go for a daily or at least every other day schedule. Love y'guys.

Yeah, this was written/posted at like 3 AM so some mistakes made their way in. One of them was saying Weiss is related to both Yang and Ruby through Qrow, though this can work. Despite my indifference to it, would add to the insanity for Ruby to find out her sister is a prima-hermana instead.