Not much of an opening, I don't own RWBY? That's about all I have to say.

Ruby managed to sit still long enough to read the results, she wasn't sure what she was expecting. A distant cousin on the Rose side of the family? Maybe someone whose folks even met her mom! They could tell her about how Summer was, share pictures of her, pass down heirlooms she never got to see.

A ding brought her out of her thoughts and she smiled, seeing a large amount of results found.

Yang Xiao-Long: Match through paternal line, most likely cousin

"Huh, that's weird, guess these things have trouble telling cousins and siblings apart." She chimed, eagerly dusting that disturbing question under the rug. Only for it to tear through the rug once she saw the other matches,

Emerald Sustrai: Match through paternal line, most likely sister

Weiss Schnee: Match through paternal line, most likely sister

"..." She took a deep breath, pulled out her scroll and dialed Qrow.

Meanwhile... In SSSN's dorm

Sun was surprised that Neptune knew this Arc guy, he was more surprised that someone as so not awesome as this Arc could in anyway be related to him. The blonde rubbed his head as accepted the banana bread, Bit racist but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it. Jaune sat next to him, the three currently alone with Neptune playing videogames on the couch. Sage and Scarlet were currently out and about, dealing with their fangirls and fanboys respectavily.

"Sooooo..." Jaune coughed, trying to gain the faunus' attention. Wait, does this mean I'm a faunus too or like 1/16th faunus? "Your test managed to match with mine, mine says I'm like 1/12th gibbon/monkey so... Family hug!" The Arc gave a bright smile and widened his arms, earning a glare from Sun. He put up a finger as he kept chewing, finally swallowing and giving a proper response. "First, we need to make you cool if you're gonna be going around calling me cousin. Second, we need to get you some abs. Third, you're giving me this banana bread recipe."

Jaune nodded along, "So.. family hug?" Sun sighed, grinning as he brought Jaune in for a noogie.

Meanwhile... Outside

Hmm, maybe this isn't so bad. Been awhile since I've been around any recent family, I mean... yeah there's Jaune... and literally everyone I have met but someone as recent as a granddaughter and not a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great...

Nora was skipping along as she noticed 'Granpa' Oz was deep in thought with a smile on his face, she had one to match as she imagined all the things they're gonna do today.

Nora's Mega-Awesome-Super-Spectacular Day Checklist!

1. Get pancakes!

2. Break legs

3. More pancakes!

The two continued with their thoughts, passing a strange sight as Yang and Emerald were 'bonding'. Bonding as in Emerald was reading a book while Yang used her for reps, talking as she kept lifting the girl.

"So, Qrow is a lil... eccentric let's say."

Emerald rolled her ruby eyes, "I live with a silverbrained idiot and a midget psycho, how eccentric we talking?

Yang flashed a smile, "You'll see, by the way if he smells of booze don't worry that's just his natural musk. And the booze."

"... Good to know." Guess that explains how I came to happen... Wait... wait fuck, what if he asks me to move in with him!? What if he asks me what I do? What if he wants to be a part of my life?! He's a hunter, he'd ruin everything!

Yang saw the stressed look on Emerald's face, "Hey, how's about we take a break and go mess around with some nerds?"

The darker-skinned Branwen smiled, "Sure." Must be in our blood to be sadistic, eh?

Meanwhile... in the Library

Weiss Schnee was currently banging her head on the table, knowing full well that sooner or later either of the sisters will find out her results. Next to her was a gleeful Blake who couldn't be happier. "So, when you gonna start calling them sisters? Gonna start inviting them over for the holidays? You know, one big happy family."

The heiress turned her head, "Fuck. You."

"Ooooh, you're sounding more and more like you're dear old dad."

"Do you want me to use this?" Weiss held up a dog whistle, causing the black cat to pause and go back to her usual stoic expression. "Better, now... what am I gonna do? I.. you know the level of scandal this would cause?!"

Blake rolled her eyes, "Isn't it an open secret your dad is a cold womanizer?"

"But not my mother, she's the only one who actively stays out of the limelight... She'd be crushed to be thrust back into it..." Weiss raked her head, thinking over this. Maybe Ruby and Yang... and Emerald.. and Qrow... can keep a secret.

Just a small chapter to show I'm still kicking, next one will be posted tomorrow or after tomorrow.