Surprise, I'm not dead, if you wanna know what's going to be happening to this story and others just wait until the end. Let's begin.
Qrow looked up at the shining gates of Beacon, the place where he met the love of his life and numerous side hos. He smirked, reminiscing on so many sleepless nights. "It's good to be home." He muttered, downing his flask and entering the courtyard. He caught a strange sight as he saw the monkey boy and the Arc kid Ruby would talk about trying to climb trees.
The faunus shook his head at the boy's misfortune, struggling to pull himself up. "Come on, you're part monkey, this should be easy!" The other blonde grunted, losing his grip and falling on his ass. This got a laugh from the reaper, for whatever reason Qrow never liked the kid. Asshole reminds me too much of Tai... I swear if he tries to pull a Xiao Long on Ruby and Yang... He pulled out his spare flask, opening it up as he kept walking. Speaking of which... I wonder that those two are up to.
Ruby coughed to clear her throat, "Alright, let the first meeting of the 'Branwen Abandoned Spawn Trauma Awareness Ruby-led Dilemma Session' begin!". A brightly colored banner with the words "B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S." printed in bright red. Around her in foldable chairs were Weiss Schnee, Emerald Sustrai, and their cousin Yang Xiao Long. The Schnee raised her hand, "Yes, sister?" Ruby silently gushed inside getting to call her BFF that.
"Can we call ourselves something other than bastards?"
Emerald nodded in agreement, Yang was just holding in her giggles since she helped make the name and sign. Ruby scratched her head, then looked up at the sign and screamed,
"YANG!"
Qrow downed his second spare flask, tossing it aside (maybe aiming for blondie's head), "That's my cue." He followed the sound of Ruby's voice, ready to face something he's been running from for ages.
Insanely short, but I'm on final schedule so this is best I can do at the moment. If you guys honestly want to see more of this crack fic or have any criticism, please say so. As for my other RWBY stories, if any of you want to see RWBY fight zombies/Evil Dead or nightmare demons, voice your opinion on that too.
... Oh yeah and that alternate Jaune fic, oh christ I forgot about that. Nothing like seeing that boy suffer.