The Stalwart
Eighty eight year old Doug Thompson cackled madly as he stood on the side of the highway, his bathrobe flapping in the wind of passing cars.
Which revealed his lack of underpants.
But this disturbing sight was rivaled by the huge sign he was waving as hard as his arthritic hands allowed.
On one side it read; 'Still Teabagging 4 Jesus!'
On the other was; 'Bristol Palin 2030!
Despite countless calls from drivers forced to witness this sight, the Lawndale Police Department was slow to respond.
They had really come to hate dealing with the old codger, those titanium dentures of his had a way of finding the weak spots in their armor and the medical bills for stitches were starting to pile up.
It sucked that Third-wave-Obamacare only covered emergency medical expenses, but after the 384th attempt at repeal of Neo-Obamacare...
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