Tickle Test
Sandi suppressed a grunt of annoyance as the ever-desperate Brooke approached her and the Fashion Club in the hallways of Lawndale High.
"Hey Sandi!" Brooke called out, "Notice anything different?"
Sandi barely managed from rolling her eyes, "Let me guess... Dr. Phillips fixed the last of Shar's damage?"
"Yes!" Brooke said happily, "And now that I'm perfect again, doesn't that mean that I'm in the Fashion Club now?"
Sandi glanced at her fellow Fashion Club members and gave them a very slight nod.
This caused Quinn and Tiffany to smiled wickedly, and Stacy joined them once she remembered what the plan was for this scenario.
"Girls," Sandi drawled to an oblivious Brooke, "I think we should see if Brooke really is Fashion Club material..."
"Oh yes Sandi." Quinn replied, her eyes glowing sadistically.
"Yeeeaaahhh." Tiffany drawled, for once clearly aware of what was going on.
Stacy didn't reply verbally, instead she clutched her clutch very tightly.
"Come with us to the gym," Sandi said to Brooke, "We'll be giving you the 'tickle treatment'."
"Tickle treatment?" Brooke asked even as she followed them like a good sycophant, "What's that?"
"You'll see..."
An hour later...
Pavlov, Lawndale High's janitor and Ms. Li's secret lover (she just couldn't resist a Russian accent) found the body of one Brooke Tanner in the gymnasium of Lawndale High.
The coroner's office found that she had been beaten severely with multiple baseball bats, punched and kicked viciously, slashed with what was determined to be nail files, violated in all orifices with a hot curling iron, force-fed a disturbing quantity of diet soda, and the finishing touch was that her face was painted like a clown post-mortem.
However after the coroner received a visit from his old girlfriend, and occasional fuck-buddy Linda Griffin, the death of Brooke Tanner was ruled as 'accidental suicide' as related to her previous body-image issues and depression related to the medications and failed plastic surgeries she had previously endured.
In the minutes of the Fashion Club, the last comment ever given on the subject was written by Stacy Rowe:
'On February the 14 of our Junior year, fellow Junior Brooke Tanner applied for membership in the FC and was given the Tickle Test. Failed with distinction. NGM (Not Good Material). Result: Application Rejected. Matter is Closed, Permanently.'