Bizarre Shit Begins

Okay now I am ready for this… hopefully. Sorry guys, I really love my chaotic neutral boi and his lack of fucks to give. Now I will focus on my other stories which is now time for Kota and Eri. Enjoy the show!

It's been a week since the four got into UA which Kokoro and Kamin were learning like your average teens their age. For Eri and Kota they were 21 years old in 15-year-old bodies which wasn't really fair for some people that they already knew the answers most tests and other stuff. Kamin enjoyed his privileges being Nezu's personal student which he has been working on a special project for a special event.

Lunch time came which Kamin would come in to get his twin sister Kokoro to come eat in the teacher's lounge which everyone got used to it. Eri and Kota were trying to think of ways to convince Aisufaia and Nemu to joint them but couldn't think of anything. Aisufaia didn't have an abusive dad like Endeavor or Hellflame which that was going to be difficult. The bigger problem was Nemu, very little was known about his parents. He had a quirkless mother until she died from a car accident and his father was a writer from America who travels a lot but constantly sends money to Nemu to take care of himself. Nemu lived alone with dog and a cat in a nice apartment that allows the animals which Goremu has been to his place before.

The two had theories on Nemu's father but that was all they were, just theories. They sat next to him which he was with Goremu, Sen'no, Uku, Aisufaia, and Tsukuru; they were have theories on each other's quirks. Aisufaia asked Eri, "Eri, is it possible to rewind something you have already rewinded, rewind a rewind?"

Eri thought about it and said, "I have no idea."

Kota asked, "Aisufaia, can you make flaming tornados like your dad?"

Aisufaia nodded, "I can also make ice tornados as well."

Kota looked over to Nemu who had notebook with a picture of a teen in an old school uniform on it with the words 'All Fiction' above him, Kota asked, "Who is that?"

Nemu looked up, "Who?"

Eri said "On the cover of your notebook."

Nemu said, "Oh Misogi Kumagawa, he is a legend where I'm from, most say he is a myth. His quirk 'All Fiction' allows him to control nothing and he has the strongest reality and time-based quirk in existence. I would love to meet him one day."

Tsukuru bluntly, "If he is a myth then isn't it just a story to inspire people and isn't real."

Nemu had some tears running down his cheeks while keeping a straight face, "I guess you're right."

Goremu was cheering him up and Sen'no said, "You didn't have to be that blunt. For all we know he could be real it's just we are in a reality where it hides his presents."

Nemu said, "He didn't mean to Sen'no and I forgive Tsukuru for that comment."

Kota and Eri were going to ask Sensei and Izuku about Misogi when they go back home to see why 'All Fiction' was so cool to Nemu. Then they went to class to discuss the USJ trip, the UA Sports Festival, Hero Internships, and hero names which are coming up. Then they headed to the Gym Delta to train on their quirks, which Kota was focusing on water pressure, Eri on rewinding some of Nemu's illusion dummies and sword play, and Kokoro was training to use multiple quirks at once.

The teachers called it a day and called the janitor to clean it up, which on the way out Eri forgot her notebook in the clean room and was hoping no one has read it because she did her secret hobby on it. When she came in to find the classroom completely clean which she was in awe for a moment until he heard a voice, "Yep, that is everyone's reaction when I finish cleaning a room."

She turned to see a fair skinned man, black hair with a shirt reading '39', and wearing sunglasses, which Eri asked, "Hello mister?"

The man pulled out a 'Wet Floor' sign, "Kurin Furiza, UA's only clean-up crew."

Eri looked at him in curiousness, she had noticed him before which made her think if there are other people she hasn't seen. She said, "Oh, I'm here to get notebook a left here, Mr. Furiza."

Kurin raised an eyebrow before handing her notebook to her, "This? Found it underneath the desk?"

Eri took it and said, "Thank you."

She then continued her way home, which Kurin yelled out, "Just a tip! Add a lock to that '50 Shade of Grey' book of yours! Keep those fantasies of you and that water kid to yourself!"

Eri was now red and running out as fast as she can and pretend she didn't hear that.

Next Day

Bakugo and Hitoshi were looking at the progress of the students, they had their favorites already, but the class wasn't growing together. Then the teacher noticed the UA janitor and they and the perfect idea. Kurin held up a finger to stop them, "No. I know what you two are thinking, and no. I'm not using 20th Century Boy against your students. Not only it's overkill, but it's also unfair. If you do, I'll put Bakugo in a frilly pink dress, add make-up, and upload it onto the internet."

He paused, before adding as an afterthought, "And charge a few bucks for each view."

Hitoshi said, "Come on, what can possible go wrong. You get to beat these kids into shape, and they will help we will pay for the damage that will be caused by this exercise."

Kurin glared at him before unzipping his jacket to reveal a white shirt with the words 'Murphy's Law' on it. Bakugo said, "Okay class, we want to see if you can put a fight with Kurin. Whoever defeats him gets an A on their midterm."

Hitoshi smiled as his class was about to be destroyed and they were going to learn from this. Kurin sighed, before smiling, laughing at an inside joke, "Want me to stand still, or move around?"

The students looked at him in confusion for they had no idea about Kurin's quirk. Then Kota combined OFA and Water Creation to fly at him in at almost blinding speed to punch him. Kurin quickly dropped to the ground and crossed his arms as the attack hit… and instead utterly destroyed the ground around him. Kota jumped back, "He's strong and has an absolutely unbreakable defense. This will be a challenge."

The other students nodded, which Aisufaia used her fire and ice to see how he would react to elemental attacks, while her brother made an RPG to see how Kurin would react to powerful weapons like an RPG. Some of the students prepared for a counter attack. Kurin simply grinned and kept his position. The fire and icy blizzard didn't scratch him and the RPG did nothing as well, which the student were thinking on how to defeat him. Eri said, "That unbreakable defense has to have a limit."

Kurin suddenly moved, faster than they could react. He quickly went up to Kota and threw a mock punch, locking up part way. Kota reacted out of instinct shot his 'Hydro Pump' at him, Eri saw the speed of Kurin and thought she was next so she prepared for a counter attack. Kurin revealed a baseball in his other hand and threw it at Eri, which she caught the ball but Kurin punched her in the gut sending her flying back. Kurin then continued to beat the collective ass of every student with ease except Nemu. Nemu put up a fight by slowing down time to attack him when he was moving but Nemu ran out of energy and got punched in the face to be sent flying back.

Kurin did a JoJo pose to say, "That is what I call true gender equality by kicking everyone's ass equally."

The teachers laughed their ass off by their student's getting their asses handed to, which the students got up in pain. Hitoshi noticed Nemu's body and Sen'no's body disappear and saw him sleeping in a sleeping bag next to Sen'no in her sleeping bag in the corner of the gym. Hitoshi grabbed the ears of both of them to say, "What are you two doing?"

Sen'no said, "Dad let me go back to sleep."

Nemu said, "Sorry, I haven't had my 10th cup of coffee this morning and I ran out of my energy drinks."

Then Kurin started to explain the power of 20th Century Boy that he is invincible to any attack but at the cost of being immobile. Everyone took notes of the quirks and quickly saw weaknesses which Nemu asked, "When my illusion slowed down time and attacked you when you started to move did you get hurt?"

Kurin said, "I know that your illusion was an illusion so no it didn't hurt."

Nemu was a little disappointed but he was glad to see what the quirk did, but his classmates still looked at him questioning about his coffee and energy drink addiction. Bakugo got a phone call and said, "Excuse me, the husband is calling."

Hitoshi said, "I'm real sure the original phrase is 'The wife is calling' but since it's you I'll let it slide."

Bakugo walked off to take his husband (Kirishima), Kurin yelled, "This damage is coming out of your check."

Hitoshi said, "I know this will come out of my check, but it's worth it. I'm going to call Cementoss and Uravity to fix this."

Then the class left, and the teachers did too which Kurin said, "Valentine, we're in the clear."

Valentine came out, "Are you sure?"

Kurin scoffed, "Yeah. Listen, gather the others, we need to teach these kids about observation and creativity."

Valentine nodded and vanished, Kurin sighed and started the cleanup.

End of the Day

Eri, Kota, and Kokoro told Kamin about Kurin which Kamin laughed because they got their asses handed to them. Kamin said, "I will do some research on him, but I think I will convince Nezu to make him a teacher for combat training class as well."

Kokoro punched her twin on the shoulder, "You are sadist!"

Kamin chuckled which Eri and Kota were nervous that Nezu was rubbing off on Kamin because Kamin did have a sadist side from his mother that sometimes came out, but it was rare. Kokoro asked, "What is the secret project keeps making you work on?"

Kamin chuckled, "It has something to do with the sports festival and that is all I'm going to say."

Kota and Eri realized that Kamin was designing the sport festival speed course like he dreams of doing, in their heads they yelled, "FUCK!"