Date Night and More Bizarre Shit

Finally let's get to this story, no words just let's do this.

Eri and Kota were done with school and ready for the weekend which Eri said, "You know…"

Kota looked at her, "Yeah"

Eri got them back to 21 to say, "We haven't had a date in a while."

Kota smiled, "I guess I have to take you on one tonight, which I have made plans for it."

Eri smiled at him, which Kota in his head, 'WHAT PLANS?! YOU HAVE NO PLANS, YOU DUMBASS!'

Eri said, "I'll be ready in about two hours."

Eri left to get changed which Kota looked in the mirror to whisper, "I can do this."

Kota walked out to make come up with a plan which Eri's father stood outside the door with car keys, dinner reservations, and movie tickets. Kota fell to his knees, "You are a saint, Mr. Midoriya."

Mr. Midoriya said, "I know… Eri really loves you and I like you, so I will help you out."

Kota got up, "I owe you a favor, but I will accept it."

Mr. Midoriya said, "I know you are a man who never forgets his debts and stands with your word. Now have fun tonight, but no funny business."

Kota then ran to his room to get changed which Mr. Midoriya said, "They grow up so fast, but they are still little angels to me."

After two hours the two came down stairs to head out which Eri parents told them to be careful which when they left, Mrs. Midoriya said, "The kids have left, what shall we do tonight."

Mr. Midoriya took off his shirt to say, "I know exactly what to do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Mrs. Midoriya giggled, "I love when you say that last part."

Eri and Kota's POV

The two got in the car which Kota opened the door for her, like a gentleman, then he went to driver side to drive. (Note: I'm not saying Kota is driving because he is a man which I'm also not implying men are better drivers than women.) Kota drove to the movie theater to watch 'The Notebook' (Which in my experiences chicks love that shit) which Kota knows Eri loves that stuff and he gets bored by movies like this, but he will get interested in it for her. Which they were relaxing which then Kota heard something then saw Alfred and Aisufaia in the theater as well, which he hoped to god Aisufaia doesn't recognize them. Which he whispered, "Don't look to your right…"

Eri looked to her right to see Aisufaia and Alfred, which he facepalmed, "What did I just say?"

Eri said, "Look how cute they are."

Kota said, "Sure, yeah, what if she recognizes us."

Eri said, "She won't recognize us."

After the movie they went to an Italian restaurant for some food which Eri got some chicken alfredo and Kota went for that ravioli. The two then walked around to a festival that was being held nearby which Kota saw how well plan Mr. Midoriya planned this entire thing. The two had fun playing the games and other stuff then the fireworks were set off. They watched as the multiple fireworks flew through the sky which they were holding hands (Oh, how lewd of me). They walked around a little bit and came across a cat café which they looked in to find Nemu, Sen'no, Sanmi and Goremu were inside playing with the kittens. Goremu accidentally bumped the table which Goremu was scared he scared the kittens which Nemu was comforting (No Homo!) him that he can't do such thing. The two outside find their interaction funny and adorable, which they continued got to the car and drove it back to the house.

UA

Everyone was at the classroom talking about their night which Hitoshi said, "Okay class, today we are going to the USJ to learn about rescue operations, what to do in a disaster situation, and combat training."

Everyone was interested in today's lesson which Hitoshi said, "We will have Lemillion, me, and Ground Zero to make sure you all are safe in case of the USJ attack back when I was a student."

Everyone looked at him which Kota asked, "Is there anything we learn in advance?"

Hitoshi said, "You can say the combat training is going to be… bizarre."

Everyone got up to go to there hero outfits, which they got on the bus to admire each other's outfits. Eri dressed up like a ninja but all grey and red, Kota wore something like Water Hose except aqua blue and grey. Kokoro wore a skin-tight black suit with some stripes and Kamin wore a red suit with black stripes. Everyone else had suits resembling their parents or a combination of their parents which for some of those Russell had a simple factory worker uniform, Daisy had on a suit (Something like David Bowie would wear if he was a she), then Nemu wore a simple suit which Kota concluded that it wouldn't be hard to train Nemu by Izuku and Kurogiri on what to wear.

They enter the USJ to find Kurin shuffling a deck of cards, which the students were confused yet curious on what is going to happen. Kurin signed, "So here's the deal. My drinking buddies are going to fight you guys in groups. Each has a quirk, and its your task to find out what they are. A fair warning, though: They're professional Assassins."

And with that, he threw the cards up abd all around them. The moment one of them came contact with his head, he vanished. The students got back to back to prepare for any attack, suddenly an arm comes out from one of the cards to grab Eri by the ankle. Eri got dragged underneath the card and quickly many followed until Kota was the only one left. Kota was confused as hell, he decides to pick up one of the cards. Suddenly Kurin said, "Try to keep up, kid."

Kurin knocked Kota down and pressed on him which then Kota found himself in the flood zone. Kota asked, "Did any of you found anything?"

His group had no idea what was going on, but they knew that this was their group of six. It was Kota, Eri, Aisufaia, Kaeru, Sen'no, and Tsukuru which means they muscle and brains as well as the blunt and dark Kaeru. Suddenly, it got colder… to the point of the water slowly getting icebergs which Aisufaia used her fire to melt the iceberg and her brother made a boat for everyone to get on. A voice asked, almost conversationally, "Did you know? I'm supposed to teach you kids my power and kick some habits. I get the teaching bit…"

Suddenly, with the ice in the middle of the deck, a figure was encased in it, his voice suddenly yelling, "BUT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KICK HABITS! &!% !&!% !&!% !"

Kota used a little bit of OFA and Water Creation to make a water jet to cut through the ice and Aisufaia surround herself with a flaming tornado. The assassin revealed himself as 'Ghiacco' jumped off as the water vapor around him condensed to form a suit with ice skates… and proceeded to skate on the surface of the water. The students were in a debate on whether to evaporate all the water, freeze it all, or try to figure out his next move. Kota remembered that 'Water Manipulation', which he will tell people that it's part of Water Creation, he had so he used it to try to grab Ghiacco. Instead… the water also froze, causing Ghiacco to stop, before turning towards Kota. He quickly began skating to the boat, Kota then charged at him using his Water Jetpack (A super move that he uses water creation to fly around) to fly towards Ghiacco like a madman. Eri then shout, "KOTA! YOU JACKASS!"

Everyone on the boat stopped to look at Eri in shock that someone so sweet and innocent just cussed which Eri asked, "What?"

Everyone shrugged it off quick which Kaeru use his frog shadow to try to get Kota out before he hurts himself too bad. Ghiacco merely punched the boat's hull and caused it to sink, which Aisufaia decide to freeze the water around the boat to make the boat now on an iceberg. Her brother was making net guns with several nets to try to catch Ghiacco, which he, Eri, and Sen'no were using the net guns. Ghiacco suddenly yelled, "Recon is over!"

The group then suddenly reappeared where Kurin was, they looked at him in confusion, but kept their guard up for incoming attacks. Kurin glanced at them, before going back to reading his newspaper. The group were suddenly warped again, this time in the mountain zone. Eri then notices someone was nearby and warns everyone of the person's presents. Sen'no suddenly sunk into the rock as it were liquid, before it solidified again; which many others were 'sinking' into the rocks.

Kota got Eri on his back to fly off the ground while Aisufaia made an iceberg to get her, Tsukuru, and Kaeru off the ground. Suddenly, stone spikes were launched at the iceberg which Kota used 'Steel Cutter' to cut the spikes down while Aisukuru shot ice spikes to destroy the spikes. A person briefly jumped out of the rock, and 'dove' back in, effortlessy swimming in the ground. Kota asked, "Is it me or are we facing reverse Jesus Christ?"

Eri asked, "Like instead of walking on water, he is swimming on land?"

Kota nodded which Eri said, "Well I would like to see him turn wine into water."

Kota landed on the iceberg with the others which Kota said, "This guy's quirk reminds me of Lemillion's quirk except he also controls the rocks as well."

Eri said, "It looks like the only people with the advantage are the ones who can fly, which means Tsukuru make us some jetpacks."

Tsukuru made everyone a jetpack, but as soon as they are made the man made them 'sink' into the ground. Kaeru, Kota, and Asiufaia got out of the ice to help the other two to get out, but Kaeru started to feel the effects of the cold ice Aisufaia made with Kaeru was a frog after all. Aisufaia quickly warmed him up to help him keep going, all the students then found themselves with Kurin again, falling slightly due to how cramped they all were.

Kurin was still reading his newspaper speaking up, "Please take this moment to stretch a bit. You've already saw 3 different quirks, so there's two more left."

Aisufaia asked, "Whose secret children are those?"

Bakugo chuckled, "Like father like daughter."

Hitoshi laughed a bit reminding him back when Shoto Todoroki asked him back in the day if he was the secret love child of Eraserhead. Everyone in the class was now coming up with ideas on what the quirks were, which Kota went up to Nemu to asked, "What do you think the quirks are?"

Nemu said, "Well for you water skater, I'm assuming it's a water manipulation quirk, ice quirk, or time quirk."

Eri asked, "Time quirk?"

Nemu said, "It's possible can slow down things around him to 'freeze' things, but hell if I know. As for your reverse Jesus Christ, no idea."

Sen'no asked, "Who did you face?"

Nemu chuckled, "Some guy with a shrinking quirk and another guy with a weather controlling like quirk."

Kota asked, "What did you do for them?"

Nemu said, "Nothing for weather man, but for shrinking man I had to really slow down time to find him to punch him in the face."

Eri asked, "How slow?"

Nemu said, "To my current limit to where it's almost stops time."

Which now everyone was thing of the mysterious fifth quirk of the warping quirk that moves them from zone to zone, which Kurin asked, slightly in a bored tone to Bakugo and Hitoshi, "Is it okay if the kids play in an empty ant farm?"

Hitoshi shrugged, "Your guys, your training, your lesson plan. I don't mind just don't kill my students."

Kurin nodded, "Right… best stick with the doll houses instead."

The students briefly felt a small poke before Kota and Eri's group appeared in an empty room with several doll houses, arranged as if it was a neighborhood. Tsukuru said, I have a bad feeling about this."

Kaeru said, "Can we destroy the houses?"

Everyone looked at him by the question but didn't disagree with the idea but if Uku was there he would have ranted on him how that isn't hero like behavior. The intercom buzzed to life in the room, Kurin said, "Oi Formaggio, let the kids play hide and seek for a while. Show them the power of your quirk: Little Feet!"