"Ladies and gentlemen," Jane said quietly into the camera, "Welcome to the best prank in this entire new thread."
Meanwhile Kevin Thompson was climbing onto Mrs. Stoller's rascal and began miming her shaking.
"Oh look at me!" Kevin yelled in an 'old-lady voice', "I'm old! I don't know...AHHHH!"
The AHHHH came about due to the rascal exploding upwards due to a pressure bomb underneath it, releasing the mass of dildos hidden within it.
As Kevin went up in the air, clinging to the rascal, it looked like a fountain of multi-colored dicks was spewing beneath him.
Kevin's screams grew louder as he came back down to Earth, the rascal breaking his fall.
Not to mention breaking apart in the process.
Kevin has a thousand yard stare for a while after that.