"Since Mommy and Daddy won't pay for beautiful, perky breasts for their sweet little girl. I'll just have to do it my lonesome-self." Tom 'Tammy' Sloane pouted into his/her mirror in a gorgeous gown with fabulous heels and full makeup.
SHe planted some kiss-kisses on the mirror, leaving his pretty lips on the glass.
Then he/she pulled out a huge oil drum filled with silicone and a massive hypodermic needle from hammerspace and tapped the tank like a keg.
"Ok girl's," Tammy said to whatever, "Let's get cracking."
Once the needle was full, she stabbed her left chest muscle and let it rip.
By the time the body was discovered, three days worth of decay had set in.
However Tammy was still in her drag outfit and had a single, G-cup left breast to make herself even more fabulous.
But her right chest was still flat, and therefore not fabulous.
Even in death poor Tammy couldn't reach the heights of fabulousness needed to be perfectly fabulous.