Is It Kevin's On Time Graduation Yet?
"Holy shit." Daria said in disbelief as fellow student, Kevin Thompson walked up to the podium to receive his diploma.
"I know." Jane said at her side, then she gave an evil grin, "And you know what this means."
Daria sighed.
"It still seems freaking impossible." Daria complained as Kevin got his diploma, which would be added to the pile of athletic awards he had gotten earlier.
Jane just raised an eyebrow, "Ms. Morgendorffer."
"Fine." Daria grunted as stood up on her chair as Kevin turned around, diploma in hand. "Everyone!" Daria yelled in her loudest monotone, "In honor of Kevin doing something I didn't think possible, graduate high school. I, Daria Morgendorffer hereby call for a mass orgy."
Jane then did the honors of ripping off Daria's graduation robes, revealing her naked body to the world.
"Let's all get in a big pile like hamsters!" Cindy, the backgrounder that technically should have been graduating the next year, called out before pulling Daria into a powerful liplock.
She was quickly joined by her friend Kristen, Jane, Jodie, Mack, Brittany, Mr. DeMartino, Jake, Kevin, Doug Thompson, Helen, Bob the Punk, Andrea, Ms. Li, Andrew Landon, Tom Sloane (for some reason), Quinn, Mr. O'Neill, Ted, Ms. Barch, Robert, the math teacher that we never saw, and a whole host of others in the kissings, and the lickings, and the tonguings, and the thrustings, and the moanings, and the oooohhhh that felt goooood!
The Graduation Ceremony for the class of 2001 at Lawndale High ended in several climaxes, all of which were quite delectable and enjoyable for all.
Kevin Thompson even got to discover that he enjoyed playing with the girls and the boys.
And just to screw with canon even further, Tom and Jane ran off and got married and had a baby, only to divorce and Jane taking away a big piece of the Sloane fortune as well.
Jazz hands!